Topic: FCDA Case Files

Freddy Abrahms

Date: 2017-10-22 13:02 EST
Fallen Cross Detective Agency

Case Report #18

Client: Irma Tuttle

Summary: Client believes that the subject, Seymour Tuttle (husband), is involved in possible illegal activities. Client is adamant that the subject is not having an extramarital affair, convinced that the ?strange hairs and perfume odors? found on the subject?s clothes are evidence that he is operating a ?prostitution ring?.

Investigation Findings: Observation of the subject began at 6:15 PM on Thursday, October 19, when he left his place of residence. First stop was Finnegan?s On the Go, located in the Marketplace, where subject purchased a take-out box of Finnegan?s Finest Sheppard?s Pie and pint of Eaglenest Autumn Shandy. Subject then found an empty street-side bench from which to eat (photos enclosed). At this time, the investigator covertly obtained the same items from said business for research purposes, and because he hadn?t eaten since lunch time (receipt enclosed).

When he had finished eating, the subject then proceeded to Vander?s Lovely Pet Boutique, located near the edge of High Town. Upon entering, the subject was observed greeting the employees in a very familiar manner, which included hugs and several cheek kisses (photos enclosed). The subject then approached one of the grooming stations whereupon he gave a fluffy white toy poodle a scented bubble bath, followed by a most expertly sculpted haircut (photos enclosed). A pomeranian and a siamese cat we also given similar treatment by the subject (photos enclosed).

In conclusion, the evidence shows that the subject is neither having an affair nor running a prostitution ring, but rather moonlighting as a professional pet stylist.

Primary Investigator: Frederick (Freddy) Abrahms