Topic: A Time To Laugh

CARNAL

Date: 2007-05-22 19:18 EST
The body suddenly twitched.

It was amazing how much blood was held inside of just one man. Carnal sat in the dark room with her back flush against the richly decorated library wall. Her ghostly eyes danced over the slashed corpse, laying in a pool of his own dark blood, irreverently sprawled on the floor not more than a yard from her booted feet.

Absently, she played with the dripping straight razor in her gloved hands. She then slowly raised it to her mouth and allowed her lengthy tongue to lap out at its inviting blade. A quick turn of her wrist to expose the entire silver gleam as she tasted the fruits of this evening's labor.

The tang of copper filled Carnal's insatiable mouth. This man who she had just murdered ten minutes ago was truly a pig, but he tasted so very damn sweet. Her employer would pay dearly for this mark. Pay...or soon join the stuck pig in Hell.

She sighed dreamily as she reclined in the confines of the shady room. Tonight, her face was eerily painted like some twisted clown-doll, and her black eyes were wide open. She stared with an exaggerated dead-gazed interest at a wooden shelf before her which contained nothing more than empty trinkets and useless possessions of a life whose time was just abruptly ended. She giggled.

A noisy thunderstorm carried on its roving antics outside. Rain and thunder continued to bang with eager hands in a vain attempt to get inside this abode. A smile spread on the killer?s lips as she leisurely allowed her strong leg to stretch out and firmly kick the side of the dead man's bald head. The black, bladed boot sliced a new gash into the side of his smooth scalp. Thicker blood gradually oozed out in response to her senseless action.

Interesting this all was. The West End was truly a fun place to be as of late. Savage murders and complete mayhem were running more rampant than ever before. Blood-crazed monsters were crawling forth from their gloomy crypts in the dead of night to feast on human flesh and to utterly terrorize the waking moments of the living. Fear itself was everywhere. The authorities were seemingly helpless to stop any of it, even with the faction of skilled women warriors called the ?Scathachians? aiding them.

Interesting this all was. Interesting and damn funny. Carnal loved to laugh. And she was laughing quite hard as of late. Honestly, laughter was so hard to contain recently because she clearly understood that everyone in this city was truly f----d. Everyone would probably end up dead by the end of all this s--t. She could feel it down to her immoral bones.

Everyone dead. Everyone. Even her. She wanted to laugh out loud once more at the hilarity of it all. Not now though. Time to laugh and dance at a later hour. She was earnestly bored with this scenery. No sense in her wasting precious time here any longer.

It was now time for the fanatical assassin to return to the Great Cemetery. It was only about a three mile ride from here, and to her insane perspective that place was oh so safe. The dark "arms" that embraced her and the graveyard chill which tickled the nape of her painted neck truly made her feel invincible. It was Carnal?s favorite place to reflect, to laugh, to plot, and to think.

After all, who better than the dead to confess a lifetime of grisly atrocities and vile sins to? God knows there were plenty more for her to commit.

By the time the next roll of thunder boomed its loud arrival, Carnal was gone, but her childlike laughter still echoed in the vacant home of her murdered victim.

CARNAL

Date: 2007-05-31 22:38 EST
A swift somersault over a decrepit headstone landed her on booted feet. She then pounced quickly forward, hopping up on a lowly nestled mausoleum in the Eastern portion of the Great Cemetery.

There Carnal pondered life and all of its dreary wonders. She had killed tonight. She would be paid well for it. Why shouldn't she be happy? Killing was what assassins like her did for a living. It is what defined their very purpose in society.

HA HA! F--k society. F--k purpose.

She f----n loved doing what she did, and getting paid was a mere secondary reward. An afterthought in the sick mind of this introverted maniac.

Carnal had a meeting in two days with some tough street chick named Krysira Clayborne. Now this Krysira person was supposedly some new hotshot in the West End's ruthless criminal underground. She ran a crew of assassins and thieves dubbed the BlackWolf Guild. Carnal had heard of the gang, but not of this particular woman. Anyway, this BlackWolf Guild...they had a new mark for her to stalk, toy with, and eventually massacre.

Easy enough. This Krysira chickie wanted a hit done. It would be done.

All they would have to do is just pay the macabre piper and watch her play. Watch her play and joke, and then watch the messy river of blood flow. It made perfect sense to her. Scary though that was.

Fun. Fun. Fun.

Life and death were truly a fleeting concept. It made Carnal laugh to think about her new target. This poor bastard or bitch, was probably just plodding through their daily routine; unaware that in a week's time they would be begging for their life in a pool of blood. Screaming in agony as glass and steel shredded their flesh.

Life was a bitch that way. Never knew what was coming at ya...until it sliced your f----n face in half.

She giggled and dangled her leg from the gray crypt, her dark thoughts drifting back to the rich pig she cut up earlier tonight. There was a rough wind pushing in from the West now, and it was still raining steadily. Funny though, even as the rain drops intensified and began to soak her hair and clothing, the would-be Baroness failed to even really notice.

Carnal hummed a playfully childlike tune to entertain herself and the rotting ears of the lurking dead who may have been eavesdropping on her vibrant cemetery activity.

She absolutely positively could not wait to see who she would get paid to rip open next.

Dracina Hemdagg

Date: 2007-06-01 21:30 EST
The blonde elven vampire stood alone on the top of Crypt des Enigma, surveying her private kingdom of death and rot. She blended in well with the night, her sleeveless mid-thigh dress camouflaging her within the dark. She was unbothered by the rain and wind that pelted her without relent. Beneath her, the crypt door remained sealed shut, the moans of her undead minions blocked from the ears of outsiders. It was a private army that would see the eventual ruin of Rhy'Din when the time was right.

But it was not right yet.... No. Many cards still had to be played. She and her allies still needed their time to prepare.

Now she continued standing upon her roost as her pretty blue eyes observed a lone figure creeping through the graveyard toward the east and coming to a rest. She had observed this same person moving in and out of the graveyard the last several nights, and did nothing to hamper such regular visits. Anyone who had such a healthy respect for the dead deserved their peace. The cemetary, after all, was one of the places she rarely hunted. Sure, there had been a few meals here or there... but it wasn't a common event.

So there she stood, simply watching the person in the distance with an unfeeling gaze. Another night will pass and then another day, and so forth in repeat....

CARNAL

Date: 2007-06-09 11:55 EST
Carnal slowly turned her head. She had felt deeply set eyes on her. Eyes with purpose...eyes that seethed with utter evil. It tickled her profoundly.

Off in the dreary distance she spied a shadowy figure. Seemingly a woman poised. A woman atop a tomb who was simply gazing off at her or something else in the dark distance.

Hmmmmm. Another lost being, like herself, alone in the decaying womb of this cemetery. How sickeningly refreshing!

Her grimly painted face reflected the moonlight in an eerie manner, the black streaks of her sinister makeup certainly gave off the impression of some sordid ghoul or deranged clown. Though unbeknownst to Carnal, the person she was looking at would certainly not be frightened by a mere mortal. Not in the least.

Carnal was very taken by the idea of this new guest. Someone to play with? Someone to slice up? Someone to simply look at until she was f----n bored out of her wits? Who knew!? Regardless, she gingerly hopped off of the aged crypt and vaulted over several of the higher stones until she quickly closed the distance between herself and this mysterious woman.

One final handspring gave her notably impressive height, and then she was within ten feet of the crypt which Dracina was standing upon. The assassin then suddenly stopped and from her position on the ground, she stared upwards. She was entirely mesmerized with the site of this beautiful woman whose marble-like alabaster skin rivaled her own artistic face paint. Who was she?

Carnal stood still after her last gymnastic showcase. Her head tilted to the side slightly as she soon realized that she was in the presence of true malicious greatness. A killer born. A killer made. Death was so heavy in this night air that it made her shiver with both excitement and fear. She loved being afraid; loved feeling her mouth go violently dry and her vibrant heart pound like thunder in her chest. It reminded her that she always had her own grandiose death to look forward to. Life was so f----n overrated anyway. No lie, it was a real f----n drag.

The fiendish assassin giggled.

Dracina Hemdagg

Date: 2007-06-09 20:10 EST
Dracina's eyes followed the figure that quickly closed the distance between them until she was a mere ten feet away. At this vantage, in the windy night, the low available light caused her pupils to glow that fierce red that haunted many nightmares. She simply stared at the assassin, listening to the quickening heartbeat as it paced with excitement and curiosity. It was like a delicious melody to her ears.

There was a bright flash of lightning that surrounded them in the graveyard that allowed Dracina to be more clearly seen. She simply smiled at the assassin at this point, a pair of fangs visible against her bright red painted lips. A brief nod of acknowledgement and then the cemetary grew dark again. A deep roll of thunder began.

Moments seem to pass, the night seeming darker as Carnal's eyes would have to readjust after the lightning had lit up the area. It was difficult to tell if Dracina still stood there. The wandering question would be answered soon as another bright flash of lightning filled the area.

Dracina was gone. She was nowhere to be seen where she had once stood, perched atop the Crypt des Enigma. Now, the only faces that peered down at the assassin was a group of grotesques, skillfully carved into the stone of the crypt and sneering maliciously like the demons they resembled.

CARNAL

Date: 2007-06-14 20:21 EST
Carnal's clown-like face turned into a dreadful frown.

Her new "friend" had vanished into the night like some fleeting, dark thought. So sad.

There was some hope left in the assassin however. Whomever this gorgeous alabaster woman was, this place was obviously her stomping grounds. With any luck, the wicked bitch would be back again soon...Carnal could only hope so.

What to do now Baroness?

Sing? Nah.

Read? Nah.

Dance? Maybe later.

Burn the f--ken Red Dragon Inn to the ground? HAH! Love it!

Carve up a Scathachian heroine or one of those raunchy DoD bitches?
Needed her "extra special" knives for either of those tall orders.

BUT the general idea was promising. Kill again? Hmmmm...

Yes! Yes! Why not?! Despite slaughtering that pig earlier, her appetite was still not satiated. Carnal had another lingering contract that she had to take care of before she met with this Krysira chickie about yet another hit. The hired killer had planned to murder a particular young man tomorrow night to settle this overdue "job" .

What to do, what to do? If she killed him tonight, then she may well be bored stiff again tomorrow night...

Hmmmm. Multiple assassinations in the same night always did make the jerky city dwellers nervous. Ha Ha! Special thanks to this f----n West End murderer for stirring all up this damned pandemonium. It really made a nice diversion for her.

So bitch, would it be tonight or tomorrow night?

F--k it. Tonight had a much better feel to it. It was a really good eve to open up someone's throat yet again. The sudden and brief appearance of that ghostly white lady of death must have been an omen of good luck.

And besides, all of this profound thought was f----n dull.