I really like this store, I really do. I mean where the heck else am I gonna find so many vintage table top and board games from earth? Screw Ebay! This is where it?s at for me. Hmm, oh hey I had that, and that one too! Oh and look at that! ?Hangman?s Return?? didn?t they cancel that along with ?Thrill Kill? from EA? Bastards? Show some blood and a few bodies and suddenly it?s the end of the world or something. Stupid lawyers and soccer moms. Hey I know this CD! ?Let the bodies hit the floor?, isn?t that irony?
Speaking of bodies? It really didn?t take long for them to die. I have to admit to a slight moment of disappointment when it all came an end for the pair of them. I mean, I did get to make one watch me strangle the life out of the other. It was a rather poetic touch, letting their eyes lock while I released just enough to let the one I had been choking breath a bit, and then start again. Poetic and yet a lot of easy work for such an anticlimactic ending to two pieces of garbage that no one would really miss. It wasn?t like the streets were packed with all that stuff about the livestock and their little fundraiser. So I didn?t get to really play with my food, or anything too fun. Of course it doesn?t matter what I want, you see? I could complain until the end of time and it wouldn?t change a thing for me, because I end things in the manner my Lord Bhaal directs me to, and that is simply the way it is.
So I left the pair of them for the Watch to find, just like Lord Bhaal told me too.
Luckily for me, my Lord is pleased with my work and of course shows favor to me, this most unfortunate of souls that is wrapped in a pathetically fragile shell called humanity. He allows me to complain here and there, to speak my mind. Others had simply tossed me aside, much like an afterthought. Others, such as my parents who were pissed beyond all belief that I would rather read fantasy novels and play table top games down in the basement, and then later on the computer. Addressing me as the son they ?used to have?, or ?that child?. So what if I?d rather play in a candle lit room only exiting to eat, wash and go to school? My grades were good enough to warrant no calls from teachers, and my parents never got a call from the cops. Then again, no kids from school called either or for that matter when it came to me, no one called at all. Alright, so I was an introvert. I admit it, and have no problem with it. So what if I preferred the life of fantasy over the crap we call ?day to day? here. So what if I had no girlfriend, or any ?real? friends? I had my books and games, and I had a few play partners in D&D. I had Jolt Cola, Doritos and Magic Missiles to shoot into the darkness, if I wanted to!
Speaking of missiles, is that what I think it is?
?Crossbows & Catapults and Ravenloft??
My eyes look to the weathered boxes and I?m lost again, reliving so many hours of my life spent playing and strategizing. And just as I am feeling myself reach for the boxed game, I?m struck in the most divine nature by my Lord Bhaal, in a most inspiring way. The games are forgotten? well at the very least, I'll come back for them. It?s not like this Hobby Shop is going anywhere, and it?s not like any of these Rhydin folk have a use for Fantasy Board Games from earth, I mean these people live the fantasy, man! They have all of this? Hmm? Oh, yeah! Lord Bhaal?s direction for me? It?s good he?s so patient with me, since I tend to run in so many directions.
My hands lift and pull the hood of my jacket up and are quickly pocketed while I just stand there in the aisle of that shop, watching and listening to what my Lord has directed me to. The shadow of darkness offers me a smile of sorts, while I nod ever so obediently to his direction and that smile grows the more so, when I am shown not one string to cut, but two. Two lives to end and in doing so the Lord has shown me the ensuing blood bath that would follow in the wake of these two acts. A blood bath of such proportions that death itself would flow through the streets like the piss some of these people actually call Ale! Like? Like a trip to Costco, or BJ?s! Death in mass quantities and at such a cheap price too!
And just like that my Lord shows his favor to me, yet again!
And why does he do that you may ask? Because the cheap price I was talking about is only two small little red headed girls and their body guard. Only two aisles from me, no less. And from what my Lord showed me, this time I get to play with my food. Oh yeah! And I just found a sweet ?Jack of Blades? figure from ?Fable?. Gotta buy this before I get to work, who knows when I?ll see a figure like this again, and I do love that mask of his.
Speaking of bodies? It really didn?t take long for them to die. I have to admit to a slight moment of disappointment when it all came an end for the pair of them. I mean, I did get to make one watch me strangle the life out of the other. It was a rather poetic touch, letting their eyes lock while I released just enough to let the one I had been choking breath a bit, and then start again. Poetic and yet a lot of easy work for such an anticlimactic ending to two pieces of garbage that no one would really miss. It wasn?t like the streets were packed with all that stuff about the livestock and their little fundraiser. So I didn?t get to really play with my food, or anything too fun. Of course it doesn?t matter what I want, you see? I could complain until the end of time and it wouldn?t change a thing for me, because I end things in the manner my Lord Bhaal directs me to, and that is simply the way it is.
So I left the pair of them for the Watch to find, just like Lord Bhaal told me too.
Luckily for me, my Lord is pleased with my work and of course shows favor to me, this most unfortunate of souls that is wrapped in a pathetically fragile shell called humanity. He allows me to complain here and there, to speak my mind. Others had simply tossed me aside, much like an afterthought. Others, such as my parents who were pissed beyond all belief that I would rather read fantasy novels and play table top games down in the basement, and then later on the computer. Addressing me as the son they ?used to have?, or ?that child?. So what if I?d rather play in a candle lit room only exiting to eat, wash and go to school? My grades were good enough to warrant no calls from teachers, and my parents never got a call from the cops. Then again, no kids from school called either or for that matter when it came to me, no one called at all. Alright, so I was an introvert. I admit it, and have no problem with it. So what if I preferred the life of fantasy over the crap we call ?day to day? here. So what if I had no girlfriend, or any ?real? friends? I had my books and games, and I had a few play partners in D&D. I had Jolt Cola, Doritos and Magic Missiles to shoot into the darkness, if I wanted to!
Speaking of missiles, is that what I think it is?
?Crossbows & Catapults and Ravenloft??
My eyes look to the weathered boxes and I?m lost again, reliving so many hours of my life spent playing and strategizing. And just as I am feeling myself reach for the boxed game, I?m struck in the most divine nature by my Lord Bhaal, in a most inspiring way. The games are forgotten? well at the very least, I'll come back for them. It?s not like this Hobby Shop is going anywhere, and it?s not like any of these Rhydin folk have a use for Fantasy Board Games from earth, I mean these people live the fantasy, man! They have all of this? Hmm? Oh, yeah! Lord Bhaal?s direction for me? It?s good he?s so patient with me, since I tend to run in so many directions.
My hands lift and pull the hood of my jacket up and are quickly pocketed while I just stand there in the aisle of that shop, watching and listening to what my Lord has directed me to. The shadow of darkness offers me a smile of sorts, while I nod ever so obediently to his direction and that smile grows the more so, when I am shown not one string to cut, but two. Two lives to end and in doing so the Lord has shown me the ensuing blood bath that would follow in the wake of these two acts. A blood bath of such proportions that death itself would flow through the streets like the piss some of these people actually call Ale! Like? Like a trip to Costco, or BJ?s! Death in mass quantities and at such a cheap price too!
And just like that my Lord shows his favor to me, yet again!
And why does he do that you may ask? Because the cheap price I was talking about is only two small little red headed girls and their body guard. Only two aisles from me, no less. And from what my Lord showed me, this time I get to play with my food. Oh yeah! And I just found a sweet ?Jack of Blades? figure from ?Fable?. Gotta buy this before I get to work, who knows when I?ll see a figure like this again, and I do love that mask of his.