<CONTENT WARNING....GROSS!>
Try it kids....it's to die for....
STEW OF THE FLESH
4-6 severed human appendages (preferably from the young to maintain the succulent tenderness)
3 buckets of drained blood from a freshly slaughtered virgin
1 bloated, slightly rotting human torso (preferably with a gaping abdomen)
1/2 yellow onion (chopped)
1 red pepper (sliced)
1 full length of large & small bowel from any easily disposable passerby
3 cloves garlic (chopped)
9 Scathachian fingers (use a tenth one to help stir the stock)
1/2 cup of freshly plucked human eyeballs (preferably with retinal arteries still intact)
6 Tbsp olive oil
4 tongues torn from the mouth's of Rhydin Watchmen
1 freshly removed pancreas from a deadbeat dad
8 crushed human ribs
Freshly scalped Scathachian hair for garnish
After severing appendages, set them aside for browning. Stuff the torso with the garlic cloves, olive oil and intestines. Place the torso in a grimy tub and heat the entire tub with an open flame until contents begin to fiercely simmer. This will allow the decomposing flesh to mix in a ubiquitous medley with the fleshly carved organs creating an explosion of seasoned and moist goodness! Next gently boil the blood stock in a very large pot prior to adding the onion, red pepper, and wet tongues.
Add some olive oil to a skillet and then heat the skillet over medium-high heat and saut? all eyeballs and fingers until tender. Combine the appendages, with the skillet contents and wait for the torso to reach its "maximum culinary excellence". You will know the torso is "ready" when the intestines begin to swell and ooze out from the abdominal opening.
Hastily dump contents of the torso into the pot of blood and allow it to simmer for five minutes before adding the other aforementioned ingredients. Next add the pancreas (which has been soaking in lemon tinged bile for at least 5 hours) and then sprinkle the crushed ribs over the entire stew. Finally, neatly arrange the Scathachian scalps complete with hair around the outer pot and serve piping hot to all of your..........guests. A guaranteed hit for all of your FANGS and family. (Agreed, is probably more notable as a confirmed IC recipe. ;-) )
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