Topic: IAP Mysteries (The Whisper of Gossip)

Mystriana DeSabre

Date: 2010-12-02 14:17 EST
A whisper of wind carries this message through the halls. Stated only once, making interpretations difficult as some students would hear this part, and others might?ve missed this part, and someone swore it said this while another could misconstrue this, etc.

The spell itself would be virtually untraceable (to aid in the fun of roleplaying; however, if you?re interested in roleplaying your character?s attempts to discover the author, send me a PM and we?ll set it in motion).

A new dawn...

Seems our little haven has been invaded. Guys, Gals and Everything in between. Our class rosters are full to brimming and the new faculty is just a?swimmin.

Swimming with what you say? Why, Nymphette is making her rounds. Looks like she was able to arrange a special field trip for students who perform well orally. Rocking the faculty world: how about the return of the Flower? Who thought she?d ever have the stamina to return to her place of shame. Makes one wonder how the Missus is handling the prodigal student?s reappearance? Of course, we?ll all have to wait and see as that particular triangle has done its dutiful best to practice Avoidance.

As for other old gossip re-aflamed: The Big PD has a new boyfriend and this time I?m not sure which is more shocking, the fact that it is the Glorious KenDoll of the IAP or that weeks after he fell into her bed our darling Barbie returned from the netherworld.

What?s this I say? Has our perfect It Couple hit the bricks? Death can do that, y?know. Rumor has that Flamer might?ve had her hand in ousting the Barbie from this life to the next. Everybody knows that those two had a rocky year, but surely Flamer was much more interested in the bottom of her next drink than dastardly deeds?

But it would seem the Flamer has inspired some interest in another blood red male. Then again, with the Crooner as her roommate (Who let him in anyways? Since when was singing magic? He must be really good with his....hands) she remains oblivious. He might want to consider polymorphing himself into a tankard to catch her attention.

Speaking of Blood red, what?s with the influx of titian-haired people this semester? Bookend got himself a new roommate that appears to be inspiring him to pull his nose out of his studies; of course, this only allowed him to notice that his illustrious position as ScholarWhoKnowsAll might?ve been taken by the new upcoming BoyWonder.

Votes are being taken: First student to wash out this semester. Pugilist from the wrong side of WestEnd or Featherweight from the tower of privilege? Somehow I think Featherweight?s ability to inspire fascination in the Bookend will have her grades floating around passing. Looks like Pugilist might need to find himself a study-buddy and banging his CottonCandy roommate isn?t going to cut it.

Possible options? There?s always money. After all the Prince has joined the Princess in the ranks of third year and Mommy?s darlings are always willing to give a helping hand to their favorites, I mean what else explains the Coughing Crow?s continued enrollment.

Continuing the Voting process: Most likely to inspire death curses from their peers. Toss up between Fangs and Frostbite, both of whom might simply expire from constantly being surrounded by their own greatness...we can wish.

Showdown guaranteed to draw the most fireworks: The Prince and Princess meet their twin counterparts. My money?s on Storm and Strife. There?s a viciousness there that reminds me of a mother drowess presented with her sixth born son.

Stay receptive my sugared and spiced and everything not nice dearies...as usual it?s been Incendio!

Kisses and Stitches.

((OOC ? this is meant to be a GossipGirl styled narrative. Yes, it is catty and snarky but that?s what gossip is after all. If this is problematic for you drop me a PM and I will help craft an IC way for your character to avoid the cutting edge of the Mystery?s words.))

Mystriana DeSabre

Date: 2010-12-22 12:37 EST
Whispers....

Everybody was well-behaved and hid out in their bedrooms studying all week...oh no...that?s ludicrous!

I?d pretend that I was shocked by all the bed hopping and couple swapping but that would be as believable as our beloved Mastema dressed in pimp-gear hitting up the Red Dragon with a bottle in one hand and a joint in the other.

Portmanteau?s? Why yes, I think I shall. Do we have a Flizzard or a Blizzlyne? Or is it a Vlais or a Vlamien, or even a Braizlynne? What about a Quilbion, when everyone really thought the Alvinia had such going power, well no, we didn?t, but hey one can believe in happy sweet sugary things like the Deaconess sacrificing small squalling children in her tower.

Oh who could keep those couples straight anyways, like it matters they?ll all slip and fall and stumble and slide right into another bed with shocked looks upon their sweet virtuous faces. Let?s just take a look at some of those spills: After a late night study session, Nymphette seems to be convinced that the Crooner is the smartest guy in school, at least based on her exultations and breathy sounds of ...studying. Though it seemed Nymphette hoped the Prince would join them he apparently had other plans...

Plans that seem to include his mouthy tankard swilling girlpal who quite nearly had her flames put out in the Dragon after pissing off a couple of lycans. Fun, fun. Always a good time when you take a drunk home to meet your mother.

Speaking of well-received, it?s good to know that my words are taken to heart, good work Pugilist for throwing over CottonCandy for a more useful mentor. The Flower will most definitely improve your grades. Of course, now I have to warn CottonCandy that the Flower is really a venus fly-trap in disguise and if you want to keep your man you?ll be wise to put a stop to that quick.

Thankfully CottonCandy has big-brother KenDoll to help mop away her tears, though first he?ll have to find her as she apparently has suddenly sprouted a social life. And while he's at it he'll have to find a way to wiggle free of the soul-sucking grasp of the big PD. Somehow I don?t think PD likes her honey mixing with others, especially after his lengthy visit with Storm and Strife (that sounds like a party we missed!). We?re really beginning to miss our KenDoll, the relationship with the big PD has laid a big old egg on the social parties. Without his wit and charm to goggle over most partygoers are staying indoors and it doesn?t help that our Barbie has hooked up with Frostbite. Are you kidding me?! As if to help mourn the passing of our social events, the Coughing Crow hosted a snooze-fest in the Commons. Avoiding alcohol, music, sex, and even a good time, she should probably shove her nose in a book about parties and study that for a little while if she hopes to have another one. Here, little Crow, is my advice: get naked, get drunk, get wild and relax a little.

Champion Rounds

In Most Likely to Induce an Eternal Slumber out of Pure Boredom: A tie between the Princess and the BoyWonder. My Advice: Get Out. No seriously. Get Out of the School. Go Away if the only all-nighter you understand is one that involves your books.

Most Likely to Wash Out: Making things tough now, Pugilist?s new study buddy might just inspire more than a swollen head (and we're not talking ego here)...and Featherweight has been hitting the books with a fervor guaranteed to induce a fever in the Bookend. We may just have to look for another candidate...Fangs anyone? Though it would be nice to nominate the Flamer after her recent loss of a student in the lake of all places, but alas, Dampener was on scene to dampen the good times again, rescuing her oblivious friend from much-deserved consequences.


Most Likely to Inspire Death Curses: This round goes to our beloved teachers as they have been in fine form this quarter. It?s a toss up as to who was more distressed, Featherweight or Flower as they exited Trachu and Mistmark?s classrooms respectively. Though the Pugilist?s shell-shocked dismissal from the Mistress of Abjuration?s tower almost matched the pure petrifaction Vesper Fey?s summoning had upon Barbie.

And that brings us to Showdown Guaranteed to Draw the Most Fireworks: The BoyWonder and the Bookend, over the snack-cart. You better watch those cream covered cookies boys!


Finally, New Development Section: It would seem five new students have applied for the school, one needs house-broke, another needs an ass kicking, a third is just scrumptiously delicious looking though he is as spacey as the Dampener, the fourth needs to get over herself, and the fifth apparently possesses talent but no training and a diplomatic tongue that should see her succeed. We?ll wait to see if they deserve more than a fleeting mention and a christening here within the Wind.

Stay receptive my sugared and spiced and everything not nice dearies...as usual it?s been Incendio!

Kisses and Stitches.

Mystriana DeSabre

Date: 2011-01-06 14:06 EST
Whispers....

Punishments, you naughty kids you. Seems people couldn?t keep their mouths shut, toe the lines, and recite the falsehoods. How many of you got busted this week doing something you shouldn?t? Let us count the ways shall we?

Fangs, tsk tsk tsk, you bad little bitch, sinking those shining canines in that fellow first year. Seems to have gotten you locked tight to the watchful eye of the new Mistress of Illusion. Of course this doesn?t seem to stop you from toying with your food. Featherweight would be wise to avoid you as you can?t seem to distinguish between friend and foe, or was that edible and inedible?

Your little games with the new WolfGirl sent her packing to the Cottage of the Madwoman but in an odd twist of luck it would seem Nymphette?s raging hormones had finally gotten under the skin of Moody and she was there to intervene. Now those two are seen together everywhere, what gives?

And the friendship apparently has some adverse effects, first we have Moody hanging out at a party and then we have shy quiet WolfGirl entering into a showdown versus Featherweight of all people. Of course the only punishment that seemed to come out of that party was the hookups:

CottonCandy and Pugilist were the first to depart to get back to their room for a more private entertainment but they were soon followed by Featherweight and Bookend ejecting from the party in a blissful heated haze; and Flamer surprised everybody by flirting with the Prince who ended up going home alone despite her affections. (The Prince was quick to take those frustrations out on his students, their groans of despair over quiz work could be heard echoing through the school for hours).

The Crooner didn?t seem to have any problems keeping two women happy at the same time, his late night study buddy Nymphette and his drinking partner CoughingCrow danced only with him.

Shocking newsbreak: The Princess went home with nobody that night, back to studies, got to make Mommy proud. Speaking of boring. The PD never even attempted to come by and this (while completely typical) was eclipsed by KenDoll reversing course at the sight of a party. The only thing guaranteed to break my heart more is that Barbie put in appearance, (minus Frostbite, thank all that is holy) and barely mingled...AND left early.

It?s a sad day at the Institute people, you?ve all forgotten how to have a good time.

So, let?s stick with scandal, shall we? At least that?s exciting.

Remember how I mentioned the Flamer flirting with the Prince...guess who had to be carried into her dorm room by none other than the Crooner. Way to stay sassy!

The Flower went out on a playdate with the Big PD and the KenDoll and came back toasty and singed. Seems they don?t play well with others. Her visitors included a concerned Pugilist and an irritated Frostbite.

Frostbite was seen leaving Barbie?s rooms later that night where she has yet to emerge since. Missing class? Our resident social butterfly? Say isn?t so.


Champion Rounds

In Most Likely to Produce Children before the end of the school year: Shall we place our bets on redheaded moppets? Or are we looking forward to sweet little CandiedFighters?

Most Likely to Wash Out: Looks like Moody has started skipping class and can no longer be found in her room at night. Hmm...with whom is she sleeping? Hooking up with Boywonder and the Creepy Cupid?

Most Likely to Inspire Death Curses: Looks like all eyes are back on Fangs again. Way to keep up the hard work!

And that brings us to Showdown Guaranteed to Draw the Most Fireworks: My money?s on Moody in a showdown with Fangs, though many say if she?s caught in one more altercation that results in injury...well let?s just say it was nice knowing her.


Finally, Moving on Up Section: WolfGirl way to make it out of the ranks of development and welcome to the blustering bite of the Wind. This girl can make the rounds, let me tell you, from dinner and drinks with the Flamer, the BookEnd, and Moody to drinks with Barbie and Frostbite, to study groups with the Flower, the Pugilist, and the Featherweight, she knows how to make sure she?s noticed. And the Diplomat needs to get her Kitty under control seems she's making big waves and from the reaction of the WolfGirl they weren't altogether fun ones to swim in.

Do me a favor, dear listeners, light a fire under your asses and remember how to have a good time...as usual it?s been Incendio!

Kisses and Stitches.

Mystriana DeSabre

Date: 2011-01-21 12:22 EST
Whispers...

I tell you spoiled little brats that I want more party action and what do you go and do? Not have a single party worth mentioning.

That?s it. I know it. I?m in an alternate realm. Some idiot novitiate cast a Gate spell and screwed it up. Didn?t they? Admit it. How else could recent events be explained?

KenDoll might?ve disappeared from the party scene but it seems Bookend is attempting to take up his mantle. Getting a lot of action, Bookend is now the life and center of the party, ever since he hooked up with Featherweight he?s seen more feminine companionship than the KenDoll ever did in one week. Midnight strolls with Moody, secretive meetings with WolfGirl, and midnight rendezvous with Barbie, Bookend is suddenly making up for lost time. Making this even more horrific! KENDOLL has enrolled in an advanced accelerated class on top of his normal class hours. What has happened here? Someone help me out dearies, I?m so confused!

One would almost expect Nymphette to be jealous (after all Bookend was her beginner?s project) but she seems content to keep up her extra credit activities with select teachers and special study sessions with the Crooner. Though in an odd rumor that could not be confirmed, she was seen toying with Storm. One who most certainly should be jealous was found seeking answers in the Madwoman?s Forest, and it would appear the delicate Featherweight held her own, emerging not only unscathed but with a bit more spine.

Tryng to keep up with a new PlayBoy Bookend, the BoyWonder was seen hitting on WolfGirl. And as if to continue down Spookily OutofSorts Lane, The Coughing Crow has not only been seen drinking, but draping herself all over the Crooner. Maybe this combination of lust and liquor can explain her recent rash of weird behavior? The Coughing Crow seems to have learned how to drink but in the process has gone quite batty, maybe we had the wrong creature for her moniker?

Of course, the Crooner is riding an all time high of popularity after his heroic rescue of Flamer. Flamer, normally all about a good time has apparently taken up dueling and throwing temper tantrums in the school halls. Maybe her irritation with the Gingers can explain the Prince?s absence and Bookend?s injury? Maybe Bookend has dallied with the wrong woman.

Demonstrating a healthy focus on her studies, the Wolfgirl was seen training with the Diplomat and even giving her a stern dressing down in the Red Dragon, good maybe the Diplomat will finally skin that cat that has been giving her a bad reputation.

Just to keep things weirder: Fangs the Victim? Seems Frostbite proved which one of them was more vicious. Thankfully that cold nasty side of his is softened by...what?s this...seriously? Are we for reals? The Flower and Frostbite a power couple? How does that even work? He snarls and emotes icicles and she simpers and flutters prettily. Maybe this particular joining has more to do with Flower?s new assignments with a certain educator? Pitting the new boyfriend up against the old lover makes this Week?s Showdown definitely Frostbite versus OldSchool. You bettin on the student or the teacher?

With Barbie?s disappearance from all things fun, I almost hung up my winds...but...what?s this...

A hint of the return of the Kendoll?! Say it?s so! After hanging out with Storm and Strife a bit, he was seen in the basement cellars with the two lovely ladies Moody and Wolfgirl, could he have been up to his usual tricks? Maybe he?ll ditch that wet blanket PD and get back to showing everybody how to party!

This is the only thing keeping me here, I?m warning you people. Stop with all the weirdness, I don?t think I can handle the strain!

Champion Rounds

Most Shocking Return is nearly eclipsed by Most Shocking Development. The PantyDiviner has returned to his studies, the normally jovial flirt seeking out the Princess, who, SHOCK!, hung out and didn?t immediately disappear to parts unknown. Seen again within days of the initial encounter, it would seem the Princess does know how to relax and have a good time.

Most interesting Remodels? Dampener's watery grave or the certainly flammable addition of new roommates in some of the more upperclass wings?

Most Likely to Wash Out: Well maybe wash out is the wrong euphemism as the Headmistress has summoned certain students to her office in the last week. It will be interesting to see if they stick around much longer.

Most Likely to Inspire Death Curses: And again, this is a little different than usual, while not the recipient of a death curse, probably the most likely to be found with her throat ripped out, Moody?s newest roommate has made the transition from applicant to sacrifice. Thanks for playin, Virtuosa.


Finally, Moving on Up Section: A little Prim and Proper inducted into the rooms of Flamer and Crooner ought to be interesting, though rumor has it that a new batch of applicants are under consideration.

Get it together casters this place is starting to look like the inside of an Annihilation Orb. Start havin fun or I?m going to let Sartha know about that kitchen door....

Stitches and Kisses Bitches.


(edited to fix the addition of Quinnon's name. Grr.)

Mystriana DeSabre

Date: 2011-02-01 16:57 EST
Whispers...

KenDoll, oh KenDoll you had us fooled for a little while there you naughty, naughty boy. But, we?ve figured out that the advanced class was not only pure genius on you part to make the big PD impressed but that you?ve used this extracurricular time wisely, seems the Frostbite might want to spend a little less time with CottonCandy and resume his focus on his precious Flower and quick if he hopes to keep her near his chilly self.

Proving that getting over Frostbite is an easy enough feat, Barbie has found herself a Prince and the way those two gaze at each other and spend every waking minute playing with orphan children is enough to make a girl tear up, oh no, I?m sorry, it?s enough to make a girl hope that the Diplomat shakes her moneymaker in his direction with a bit more fervor. At least to keep the drama pouring in. Though after the last little showdown with the Wolfgirl, seems the Diplomat might want to just stay away from that level of viciousness (she could always take her precious kitty to special lessons, after all there?s at least one faculty member that can?t seem to stop looking). Though the chances of the WolfGirl making good on her threat to rip the Prince?s throat out seem weak as she?s knocked up.

Yup, I said it. The Wolfgirl is about to beget the first child of the year. And we can?t even blame one of the faculty on this misstep. Though it?s a tossup as to who the father is, the way Bookend and BoyWonder keep flittering around the infirmary it is safe to say, however, that the child will definitely be smart.

Speaking of smart, no wait, not smart at all, what?s with Featherweight choosing to ignore Bookend?s possible chance at paternity and instead spending time with Fangs of all people? Doesn?t this girl know that Fangs is like a venereal disease, guaranteed to send people running for cover when they see her coming? Hell after the showdown between she and Wolfgirl, looks like even Fangs knows when to run. Pay attention Featherweight.

And while we weren?t paying attention what in the hell happened to the Flamer? The girl put down the tankard and found out there were boys and girls on the other side. Holy Hot Flash, is this the Crooner?s fault? Where else did this girl learn to smolder like that? And hooking up with Pugilist and CottonCandy as if that was just natural? I?ve got to say it. I?m shocked. Just shocked. And definitely titillated. Keep playin Flamer, you?re going to make Nymphette look tame by comparison.

Tamed. Yea, while we?re on the subject, really Pantydropper, you could?ve at least replaced the gaping hole KenDoll?s bagged and tagged act has left us, but no, you have to throw yourself into the awaiting arms of the Princess. Gag Us. Please. No Seriously. The only thing less interesting than this is the Ginger Crew attempting to duel. Give it up cuties and take up sleeping with each other?s mates, far more spectacular I promise.

Champion Rounds

Most Shocking Development. I totally blew the most likely to procreate so much for candiedfighters or flamehaired smartypants. Did I mention that WolfGirl was pregnant? No seriously. It doesn?t get much more shocking than that. Kind of funny that Moody has taken to disappearing lately. What?s her part in all of this one has to wonder.


In Most Likely to Induce an Eternal Slumber out of Pure Boredom: For being such bitches, Storm and Strife sure keep to themselves. I suppose we should be thankful but I?m dying to see them take out a novitiate. Please. I?ll be good for a week. Promise.

Most Likely to Wash Out: Unfair my money was on PrimnProper but seems she?s smart enough to work the familial angle. Frostbite is a good ally to have because you sure the hell don?t want him as an enemy.

Most Likely to Inspire Death Curses: I Actually think she might?ve already had one cast on her, what?s the deal with the CoughingCrow? Has someone seen her sanity lying about? The girl might need it, just sayin.

Finally, Moving on Up Section: Sweetcakes has arrived in wild style and made her way from applicant to student with a few buttermilk cookies to pave the way, let?s hope this girl remembers her recipes as she?s going to need all the bribes she can get. New applicants continue to pour in, and my lips can?t wait to start whispering.

You?ll either throw me a party this week, you little shits, or I?ll turn my attention to a House more deserving, I ain?t even playin, have you seen some of the crazy shit Viperfang gets up to?

Stitches and Kisses Bitches.

Mystriana DeSabre

Date: 2011-02-20 13:09 EST
Whispers...

OH dear, looks like I?m not the only one who has figured out that House StormSabre is where it?s at. Suddenly the prestigious and (cough cough stodgy and outdated) houses have realized that this odd motley crew of fun times is worthy of some attention. Now the fireworks can really begin! Almost makes up for the LACK OF A PARTY!

Almost.

Pugilist can?t seem to keep his hands off the ladies, or the gents for that matter. What?s with the new hottie in Abjuration class? And how come Pugilist gets first dibs? Someone needs to rein this guy in, when he?s not drinking in the Inn with Featherweight and Princess (Taking a rare break from living up to Mommy?s high standards); he?s going to concerts with Viper?s newest addition or special study sessions with Skeleta. Someone seriously, stop this guy before he turns the entire school into his own personal harem.

Is it because Bookend seems to have imploded? Featherweight is out looking for a better time and finding it in the arms of the new hottie and Pugilist. Wolfgirl seems to have attached herself to the BoyWonder, but hey babydaddy takes precedence so that?s to be understood. Moody avoids him like he gave her one of those gifts you can?t get rid of...

...buu-t...in a surprise move proving that even pregnancies can be the newest fashion accessories. Moody and Frostbite were spotted in the Infirmary. Maybe we?ll have more little?uns to be surprised over? Yes? Poppa Frostbite and Momma Moody that?s a child that would be seriously dysfunctional. You?d put a hand in the crib and come back with a bloody nub.

Doesn?t seem like the Flower is too happy with her lover?s extracurriculars. But then again, this could be less about Frostbite?s fun times and more about Flower?s connection to KenDoll. Would totally love to see the fireworks between the big PD and the Flower should KenDoll get himself too mixed up! But, alas, Flower has little steel to her stem and has been seen moping around her classrooms; some wickedly accurate eyes revealed bruises upon her soft petals. Hmm, is there violence in the House of Love?

Speaking of Houses of Love? Fantastical news on the celebratory front:
Prince and Barbie seem to be making it official! Seen at the Islands, looks like she might?ve finally found a Host worthy of her Hostess abilities. Let the parties start!

No seriously let the parties start.


Champion Rounds

Most Shocking Development. Wolfgirl isn?t using her pregnancy as an excuse to not get her work done. The girl is moving right on up into ranks of assistantship and seems to only be excelling in her studies. Way to show the rest of the slackers how to do it MommaWolf!

Continuing to show that studies are where it?s at, KenDoll has put in some extra time as well. His dutiful advancement in Mistmark?s class outpaced only by the diligence and hard work he?s shared with Mistress LaCroix. Keep up the lengthy work, KenDoll!

In Most Likely to Induce an Eternal Slumber out of Pure Boredom: Pantydropper is not only not playing the field but he?s flaking out in class. Yawn. Well him and everybody else not worthy of a mention for being so damn BORING.

Most Likely to Wash Out: Sweetcakes. Baking delights can only get you so far, though then again the Crooner seems determined to piss off the Mistress of his School of Focus...someone should let that guy know that goodlooks only clear up so much damage.

Most Likely to Inspire Death Curses: House ViperFang. Hands down. Though due to your lack of commitment to making things exciting I?ve decided to include them in my diatribes. Now what? You?ve probably just set me up to get murdered in my own sleep and it?s all your faults.

Finally, Moving on Up Section: How did I miss the inducement of Beauty? And what exactly is her connection to Prince and Princess? What do you want to bet that this blonde bombshell will make sweet drama for our resident Barbie? One can hope! Sadly enough Barbie seems to get along just fine with what should be her rival. Beauty has found herself with a room full of new developments: What to make of the Lamprey, the Abomination, and that completely overlookable space taker? Time will tell but that room has the chance to be the site of some seriously twisted developments.

Til next time.

Stitches and Kisses Bitches.

Mystriana DeSabre

Date: 2011-03-18 16:30 EST
Whispers...

Death? Looks like I was wrong on the curse, or was I? The little miss was a tragic loss, her suicide bringing with it a hint of the pressures you?re all under. Pressures that should send you all out looking for something to take your mind off of things?you know, like A PARTY!

Sheesh, I swear how do I have to dumb this stuff down for you all?

P.
A.
R.
T.
Y.

You?re doing this shit on purpose. That?s it. Had enough. Someone let Virtuosa know that Barbie is stepping down, her party throwing skills have all the appeal of a goblin caster.

Is there a sadder sight than a lonesome Featherweight studying in the Teas?n Tomes by herself? Look, Bookend, I know I gave you some crap for being such a playboy but you didn?t have to sacrifice yourself, and your girl for the books.

Maybe Featherweight can warn Sunshine (spending all that quality time with the BoyWonder) what happens when you get in WolfGirl?s way. She?ll go all split personality on you and corner you in the bookstore with her lover. Watch out!

The giftgiving doesn?t seem to stop; you ass kissers might want to drop my gifts off in the Northern Spire. Just leave it at the foot of the stairs with a note. Frostbite and his Flower apparently went on a date. Now what is weirder than that? Oh I know, those two pretending to know anything about fashion. Pshaw. They did run into Prince who was out shopping for his agoraphobic Barbie. Now there?s someone who knows about fashion. Someone get Barbie some psychological help with her issues.
And while they?re looking for help for Barbie maybe they could find a backbone for The Lone (G)Ranger, who bailed out of Abjuration class the instant it got tough. Maybe Skeleta will hold his hand in Necromancy.

Gorgon Horn has been busy swelling its ranks in an unprecedented move to outmaneuver the other Houses, I must say I?m impressed with the forward thinking but everybody knows there?s no way it came from Cobwebs herself. Think maybe DustBunny had some part in it? Who knows, but PrimnProper found herself not only within the hallowed welcome of the house of the Gorgons but within the arms of the Pantydropper.

Not to be outdone, ViperFang has hinted that the doors to the illustrious Masquerade Ball might be open to the general public. This shocking development perhaps explaining all the intermingling seen as late.

Disappearances: Princess ran away for a while after the PantyDropper apparently proved he hadn?t changed his ways, making his rounds through the novices it would seem. Not far behind her, the Flamer took off for parts unknown and no one?s seen Nymphette, the Coughing Crow, the Abomination, or Sweetcakes either. And Fangs hasn?t returned from her punishment. Maybe we have a serial killer and don?t even know it.

Most likely to be the killer? My money?s on either Lamprey (who seems to be giving Pantydropper a run for his money) or FatalFluff who is just plain creepy.

Of course, Princess proved that you can?t keep that girl down, not only seen partying it up with Pugilist, Virtuosa, and Wolfgirl but heading back to Pugilist?s room for a good time later. Seen out and about with the Crooner and speculated to be the one leaving the cloak room seconds after Strife, well it seems Pantydropper should be taking lessons from her.

Champion Rounds

Most Shocking Development. Featherweight excelling in Evocation? What is the world coming to? And what?s with Moody skipping out as if afraid to be outshone?

In Most Likely to Induce an Eternal Slumber out of Pure Boredom: Beauty can go back to where she came from. Please. Snorefest. And while she?s at it, take CottonCandy who doesn?t even know how to get in a snit when she discovers Pugilist is out concert going and drinking with anybody who will give him a good time.

Most Likely to Wash Out: Even if Rembrandt washes out he?ll have a backup career as an artist, did anybody else catch sight of the portrait of FatalFluff? I?m fairly certain I saw a certain Professor nearly run into a wall upon catching a glimpse of it. Funny how that hallway has become the favorite studying place for young male novitiates, isn?t it?

Most Likely to Inspire Death Curses: KenDoll mixing it up with a teacher, my my, what will the Big PD do about this new development? I hope it involves flames. Granted, this would mean PD would have to pull herself out of her intense studies at Barud Das and actually remember that she has a boyfriend.

Finally, Moving on Up Section: Looks like SatyrKiss might need mentioning, welcome to the Winds. Powder actually stepped away from the bosom of his House long enough to realize that there was life outside the schoolgrounds. Seen with Featherweight, one has to wonder how much longer Featherweight has to live once Femme discovers her white knight has other interests.

While you might?ve forgotten how to party at least you?re good at being fodder.

To the Masquerade Ball I say, Redemption!

Til next time.

Stitches and Kisses Bitches.

Mystriana DeSabre

Date: 2011-05-21 12:51 EST
Whispers...

Babies, Jobs, and Other BOoooOOring Developments.

I took a month off in hopes you sad sacks would remember how to throw a party, and guess what it worked. Finally, FatalFluff stepped up in the vaccuum (and no I'm not talking about the empty space in CottonCandy's head) left behind by Barbie's wasted away potential.

Of course, that picnic was ViperFang only as those elitist snobs don't quite get what it was that Barbie offered. And will offer again if I have to threaten to disappear for another month. A party that has an open door policy. What's fun in watching all you arrogant asses intermingle only with the same arrogant asses that already have you all figured out? Hmm? No! I want to see violence and betrayal, nearly impossible to see when you're in a nest full of asps and you already know it.

I swear it's so boring around here that people are looking for excitement outside schoolgrounds. Instead of taking up the mantle of party hostess Virtuosa went and left the premises. Just when it looked like she could add some fun drama to some pre-existing relationships, but nooOoo, she went and got a job. Are you kidding me? Your JOB people is to ENTERTAIN me.

And then Wolfgirl went and became WolfMomma, I was hoping she'd kill someone but NoOoo, the only thing interesting coming out of that end is BoyWonder has been so focused on the newpups that Bookend might actually have no competition in being the scholar who knows all. Hell, he's totally abandoned Featherweight to her newfound relationship with Rembrandt, and hides out all the time in the Summoning Chamber. Someone summon this guy a clue.

I suppose the sight of Powder carrying Moody to the infirmary was at least intriguing. I'm really hoping Femme loses her cool and gets viciously even sometime soon. Speaking of even, I do believe Princess has found the perfect way to get back at PantyDiviner for moving onto PrimnPriss. Looks like she's all twined up with the Crooner. Between secret meetings, gifts, and longing sighs, those two are the next up for imminent implosion. I think it's high time Crooner took note of Beauty, she seems the perfect diversion to happiness, but it seems she has a thing for demons. Oh yea, TwoFace has her attention and she's not interested in his softer side.

A softer side that has been spending plenty of time with the Flower. Surely the showdown between TwoFace and Frostbite would be well worth it. Leave it to Flower to start more drama. Love that girl. Always messing with someone else's man, though her intimate meetings with Pugilist (their tryst at the Twilight Isles alone makes one wonder) doesn't seem to be bothering CottonCandy and the Flamer is still missing in action. Not that her non-attendance seems to stop her from being the source of fun confrontation! Pugilist went to defend his woman's honor and Sir Glower came out the surefire victor. Now that's what I'm talking about! I'll take a second round of that with a helping of, who's that sneaking out of who's dorm room? Dustbunny! No, no lie! I promise Dustbunny came sneaking out of the Pugilist's dorm rooms. I get that you might be missing the Flamer, but dude, seriously? Dustbunny, could you have gone for anyone more completely opposite? CottonCandy returned the oddity twofold when seen accompanying Sir Glower to the infirmary. Umm, hello, I know you're dense hon, but you do realize that man was just responsible for hurting yours while insulting your girlfriend, right? You couldn't serve that girl a clue, she'd try to clean her ears out with it or something.

The most exciting thing to come out of this entire semester was watching Lone Ranger pout when he was told he couldn't leave the schoolgrounds, oh no wait, it was WHY he was told he couldn't leave schoolgrounds that was exciting. Seems some apparent magical backfire caused a de-aging to occur somewhere in RhyDin and you'll never guess who got hit with it? Yup, no joke, Fangs. We had a fiesty, pissy, mean little Fangs running around attacking such pillars to our community as FatalFluff and Flower. I love that little bitch, even as a child she knows who to mess with. She should've gone for the creme and thrown some claws and teeth in the direction of Cobwebs and Femme as well. All the power ladies of the Houses. But I'll take two of four.

Lamprey seems to have drawn the eye of a certain professor which bodes well for her pleasure vibes while her roommate Spacetaker has been interred by Barbie? Yep, I said it, Barbie might not be throwing parties but it looks like she's been advancing on her casting. Granted, the spacetaker wasn't without his own defenses and she's the one that ended up in the infirmary while he ended up suspended from the Evocation Duels.

I still think either of the two could be our resident serial killer. Nympette, the Diplomat, Abomination, and Sweetcakes still remain on the disappearing act list and you can add Storm and Strife and the CreepyCupid, while Coughing Crow remains a circus act in the infirmary.

Champion Rounds

Most Shocking Development. Beauty and TwoFace? I'm fairly certain that an alliance between ViperFang and GorgonHorn can only result in disaster for everybody else.

In Most Likely to Induce an Eternal Slumber out of Pure Boredom: The big PD. I get it. It's a school. But geez, do something other than study already. Pretend you care that the delicious KenDoll has been seen hitting it up with the Mistress of Illusion AND hanging out in the gardens late at night looking for some action. He might be returning to his roots, one can only hope.

Most Likely to Wash Out: I would say Coughing Crow but I'm beginning to think she might become a permanent fixture in the infirmary. My vote is on Sunshine who has seemed even more listless than usual. Wasting away into nothingness might be the new stylish way to go.

Most Likely to Inspire Death Curses: It's got to be Flower. Seriously. This girl knows no boundaries, always messing with other's men. I can't wait for her to piss off the wrong person, her shielding power alone would make the resulting fireworks a lengthy display.

Finally, Moving on Up Section: Beauty, Beauty, Beauty, way to show you are willing to do ANYTHING to succeed. Impressive. Now watch out for Maneater, she might decide to remember that she and TwoFace were a thing once upon a time.

In case you hadn't noticed. This update was a little witchier than previous ones. Throw me a party people or I'll get out the acid dipped claws next time.

Til next time.

Stitches and Kisses Bitches.

Mystriana DeSabre

Date: 2011-06-17 17:23 EST
Whispers...

Students expelled, murdered, disappeared, and destroyed....you really do love me!

Holy ACIDSPLASHES! This edition of Whispering Winds brought to you by a Happy Little Camper at the IAP! Way to keep it real people! My goodness, scandals and hookups, breakups and make-ups, creepers and sleepers. I can't get over what all you gave me this month. I've got to fan myself with Sartha's big ol fuzzy blue tail just to calm down enough to cast this spell.

Looks like Storm and Strife have finally taken it too far, who'da guessed it, Storm went and pissed off Spacetaker and their showdown resulted in the death of a fellow student! It's all hush hush right now people, but you heard it here first. What do you think Strife will do when his better half gets expelled?

His usual buddies, KenDoll and Creepy Cupid have apparently vanished and left him on his own. KenDoll probably fell inside the Mistress of Illusions, and while he was distracted the Creepy Cupid has started spending quality time with the big PD! I couldn't make this up if I tried! Ha! When I begged for you to get your nose out of your books girl I wasn't saying throw yourself at the first available walking MISTAKE you could find. WHOO! I'm going to give you credit for going for the STUPIDEST move you could make!

In other, you heard it here first news, a new rumor has surfaced that the Vaden are actually former students who slept with Vesper! Yea, stay out of those pants people! No wonder they keep puffing on those cigarettes!

While deciphering this riddle I was busy getting the dirt on the sordid little secret in the basements of the school. Seems Frostbite has been running some game with CottonCandy, Featherweight, and Lamprey of all odd assortments. As if that weren't weird enough, then the ice-cold lothario spent some quality time in the suites of Strife, Storm, Draconia, and Maneater. Which then turned in a private date for he and the Maneater. Who knew Frostbite had such game?

If Featherweight was upset over Frostbite's quick replacements she didn't show it. She was soon seen celebrating the Flamer's return in the Commons, probably because Flamer might be able to tell her how to juggle two lovers; Rembrandt and Bookend probably won't share, just sayin. Then again Bookend won't notice unless she hits him upside the head with an unbreakable algorithm. Is it really possible to be that dense?

Speaking of not dense: PantyDiviner stop pretendin to study in the commons so that you can check out all the girls.

Princess should probably stop hanging around with Pugilist. Everybody's all in a tizzy over the blue eyed monster that attacked her but am I the only one that has noticed CottonCandy's eyes are brilliantly blue? Wake up and sniff the JealousBeyitch, someone's about had enough of people mackin on her man and it's about damn time. Now if she'd just go after the Flower. That Venus FlyTrap hasn't stopped seducing men all over the school. First nearly imploding the institute of holy matrimony for one faculty member wasn't enough now she wants to make sure her mark is more securely felt than even Nymphette's. Rumors persist that the little cat in heat has finally met her match however after a showdown in the Gardens. Seems while she's got no problems running around with Pugilist, TwoFace, and faculty members, the instant Frostbite showed an interest in the NewGirl things got ugly. She packed her bags and left the school, gonna be kinda hard to Oversee your House from out there, isn't it? I just bet Femme, Cobwebs, and TwoFace are laughing it up over how easy it was to send her packing.

Too bad I say, that girl sure knew how to insert herself into a relationship.

Though Princess should probably be thankful, after all Crooner is going to be a slippery eel to hold onto. His hot blooded lothario act gets all the novices atwitter, oh no it's his shopping tastes. The man certainly knows how to spend money on the un-necessities. Gift giving baubles is a specialty. Yup, hold on tight Princess, Crooner knows just how to make a girl happy.

So not only did I get mad breakups and hookups, but I finally got more socializing. Can you believe it? After the picnic, I figured things would be as dead as Smout'n's sense of magic (get it, hahahaha, no? moving on) for awhile but PantyDiviner, The Lone GRanger, Beauty, and WolfMomma caused quite a little riot in the Inn. Drinkin it up and partyin like they knew what the hell they were doing. After the clothes started coming off all bets were off as to who would end up in whose dormitory, totally didn't expect it to end up in Dustbunny's boudoir. I suppose we can thank the Pugilist for showing that girl what was out there.

And while WolfMomma might've gone home that night to her kiddos and BoyWonder, she was seen out again at the Isles soon after, hooking up with Virtuosa and TwoFace(The Darker Side). Interesting, interesting, wonder how Beauty feels knowing that three of them saw fit to exclude her from their little dancing party?

Speaking of the Isles, oh my darlings, you've finally made me proud! Such a showing, such a pleasing display of narcissistic hedonism. Drinking and flirting, sex talk, and dueling. I could just burst a vein. But then again the new VampBitch might take that as an offer. Pugilist, Flamer, Featherweight, Crooner, Princess, and the Coughing Crow all showed MissHotnBothered how to fit in. The toasts alone were enough to tickle my fancy but goodness, the topics up for grabs were just plain juicy.

Holy Hotpants! Someone finally pissed of Nymphette, I didn't think it was possible to get a rise out of her that didn't entail someone getting off. Watch out now, this girl knows all kindsa dirty, nasty tricks, no wait she turns all kinds of tricks. Oh hell either way it got me what I've been wanting, yet ANOTHER PARTY. Yes, yes I promise my ducklings, a POOL PARTY no less. Of course she mucked it up because it didn't come with heavy panting and went and made it Invitation Only but hey those StormSabre kids aren't too bright, just talk real fast and you'll find yourself swimming along in the midst of glorious fights, slights, bites, and tight situations. Oooh just thinking about it makes me all quivery as if I were Vesper presented with another student expedition and no promises to keep anybody alive!

Speaking of no promises to keep anybody alive, FatalFluff slow your roll girl. Do Not. I repeat Do Not spend private time with Archaic. He will eat you. No I am not kidding. You will become a snack and you're much too thin to be giving that kinda blood without thinking this through first. You maintain a place in my heart my dear, after all you threw me a party and promise to be just plain bitchy enough to really propel things into the kind of chaos I adore. Knock it off. Go back to playing with Rembrandt, his idea of Bloody Mary involves tomato juice, not the novitiate named Mary.

Archaic probably is the serial killer responsible for the missing students. Whether or not that's true remains to be figured out but I'm officially putting a feather in the cap of these following accidents: Diplomat, Abomination and Sweetcakes, may the Deaconness speak eloquently over your oh-so-boring graves.

Champion Rounds


Most Shocking Development: Barbie proved she's smarter than I thought as she rightfully flipped out over her darling Prince's assignment to MissHotnBothered. Yea, might want to get that changed and right quick if you plan on keeping ahold of your man there Barbsters, how many of those guys do you think you get to lose?

In Most Likely to Induce an Eternal Slumber out of Pure Boredom: Moody, Moody, Moody. Do be a dear and go maul something already. When your own roommate finds your threats laughable it is probably time to stop rolling around with the admittedly adorable little moppets and start hurting people again. Pretty please with a bloody pixie on top?

The Showdown Guaranteed to Draw the Most Fireworks: New girl HotnBothered promises to get people all hot and bothered and not only in the sensuality department. Femme better watch herself, or better yet watch Powder after the break up of Flower and Frostbite no couple is safe when that girl's around. If I were into betting I'd start taking money on which relationship she implodes first: Powder and Femme or Prince and Barbie?

Most Likely to Wash Out: It's got to be Sir Glower. His deadline is approaching, will his self-serving House come together to bail him out of trouble? Mistress Mistmark's Component's Lab is no easy thing to replace.

Most Likely to Inspire Death Curses: Lamprey's hooking up with faculty, watch out y'all this one plays for keeps. Maybe she and Nymphette can trade notes on how to fuck your way through class? I can't imagine their mentorship going any differently. Either way they're both getting outshone by Flower. Maybe they'll kill her out of a sense of professionalism.

Finally, Moving on Up Section:Featherweight so enamored of Mistmark she's taking extra classes, or maybe she's just trying to impress Bookend with how smart she is, anything to get his attention, right?

New Developments: An influx of enchanters has already been noted but did anybody else catch sight of these two new roommates. So far one of them is earning her nickname, welcome to the IAP DrowZee, and the other has caught the attention of the Mistress of Illusions, perhaps this is a sign. Could he fill the vacant role left behind by KenDoll's absence?

Either way, it seems you all aren't waiting around for a leader and for that I bestow upon you my most glorious of accolades.
Make the Pool Party Memorable m'dears...



Til next time.

Stitches and Kisses Bitches.

Mystriana DeSabre

Date: 2011-09-21 20:50 EST
Whispers...

Smokin? Goblin Guts but it has been awhile! I?d tell you where I?ve been but then I?d have to boil your innards. Let?s just say when the school gets hoppin? I?m not immune to it. So much to say and so far behind that I can barely see through all the backstabbing, two facing, lying, cheating, jockeying, kissing, biting?okay you get the idea.

First, how did I miss telling you all about that delicious pool party thrown by the lovely Nymphette. That righteous little vixen certainly knows how to have a good time. Are you paying attention Barbie? Your housemate is way better at this whole social thing than you are anymore. Oh well I suppose you could be forgiven after all you somehow managed to finally escape Frostbite and rightfully hook up with Prince. How does this girl do it? And how is Ken Doll handling being thrown over for another Again? Well apparently he used this as the motivation he finally needed to escape the icy clutches of the Big PD. From my understanding though once you catch her you can?t really ever truly recover. It?s like a Rash.

Did someone mention rashes? Who wants to warn Virtuosa that sleeping with someone from another House rarely goes well? Or maybe she already knew that? After all look what happened after CatMan and DustBunny hooked up (That ViperFang Party was CA-Razy!), the entire infirmary has come down with some kind of lice infestation. Maybe the FarmStud can do something about it, he tends to spend a lot of time there after all. Blowing things up in potion?s class is a rare excuse to get some alone time with someone in the infirmary. Whatever?s drawing them in has got its hooks in the Lone (G)Ranger and Beauty as well, maybe there?s something about that CatMan we just don?t know about yet? Hmm?

Speaking of things we don?t know about, will we ever know all of the details after the Masquerade?! The ViperFang Masquerade party was seriously out of the Celestial Realm of awesomeness. Rembrandt ended up a walking advertisement for not pissing off Arachne while little miss Reborn proved that it?s not all those sorcerer and sorceresses jockeying for position that you have to worry about but the pissed off little novice you just walked all over. Someone nominate her for Queen of the School. I bow down at the pure mastery of taking out your slight on the entire class.

And because this is the first of the Ascension Editions I suppose I should at least mention the damn things. Howsabout this? Femme, Cobwebs, and TwoFace probably ought to pay a little more attention to Flower as her House is about to seriously implode with potential rivals. Looking forward to the showdown as all of those arrogant, privileged prats come into their power. Expect interesting things to shake out.

To touch on shaking things out, who is throwing the after party once you all survive the Ascensions?

If you all survive, that is.

Looks like Barbie doesn?t remember how. Nymphette might be too busy getting all hot and bothered with herself. Who does that leave us? FatalFluff? Would anybody attend another party of ViperFang?s after that last fiasco? Flamer? No, while the girl might know the right end of a tankard to drink out of (unlike the majority of the rest of you prisses) she brought back a Chaperone and even his hotness won?t counterbalance the totally uncool factor of having someone hovering over your shoulder to make sure you don?t really misbehave.

It needs to be a SatyrKiss party. Those stuck up snobs should at least know how to put together a pretty shindig. I?ve only been saying that for a couple of years.

Maybe one of these new arrivals will know how to don the mantle of party-thrower:

All these new delectably troubled students are just tempting me to no end. TrebledTerror has proven early he?s not to be trifled with and one has to wonder how he could possibly be related to MissLicketySplits. That bubbly little sweet nothing can barely find her way into a scowl much less musically induce a person to beg for forgiveness. And Little Godlet has quickly proven he?s not about making friends while nearly drowning on his own entitled sense of self importance. He?ll fit right in with the return of our favorite Fangs. Here?s to hoping she is back in fine form in no time and pulls WolfMomma and Moody away from those hellspawns they?re trying to pass off as children.

Has anyone heard the joke about the Monk and the Seer walking into a bar? Yeah, me neither but here?s to hoping the new kids show us their stuff so that I can rightfully name them. Even newer than those two, Buttercup has already presented herself at the dueling rings. One has to wonder if the petal-soft innocence is a ruse. Here?s to hoping at least. And finally, our newest arrival has yet to present herself though with roommates like hers she won?t be hiding out in her rooms for long.


Champion Rounds

Most Shocking Development: Not sure how shocking this actually is, but it would seem the Mistress of Illusion has certainly got her hands full with all of the juggling she?s been doing. KenDoll shunted to the side for the return of the ShadowLover? They both might want to pay a little more attention to the FarmStud who has quietly managed to spend quality time with the Mistress in between twisting VampBitch around his coy little fingers. Of course she seems to have eyes (and other body parts) for TwoFace.

In Most Likely to Induce an Eternal Slumber out of Pure Boredom: Matching Featherweight with another BookWorm? Really? I?m sure its Bookend?s Wet Dream because of all the studying going on in that room. At least Bookworm managed to find some nice eyecandy in BoyGood. Though I?m not sure what it says about me that just to spice things up I hope he runs into Lamprey and Maneater in bad moods.

Showdown Guaranteed to Draw the Most Fireworks: Miss Priss and Proper axes Skeleta over PantyDiviner in the Commons with a cupcake OR Princess murders the Crooner with a bar of soap--shower already!

Most Likely to Wash Out: TheCoughingCrow was at it again, batsh*t doesn?t begin to cover it. Though after seeking help from Hot2Trot she hasn?t been seen since. So maybe I should nominate someone else instead?

Most Likely to Inspire Death Curses: Hands down, the Overseers. Cobwebs, Femme, and TwoFace plotting against the Headmistress. I hope they don?t think the Shadow jaunt was the only thing that woman has up her sleeve. Though how awesome was that little comeuppance? Poor Powder, he needs a new nickname but ScarFace seems too mean even for me. Oh nope, I?m wrong. Scarface it is. Cobwebs better look out, little sis came back with an edge. The only one who seems to have come out the other side without too much damage is TwoFace, though I wonder how much of his seeming inability to hold onto his usual hours has to do with Archaic?

Finally, Moving on Up Section: Strife suddenly hitting the books and worrying about Ascensions after a meeting with Flower? That VenusFlyTrap certainly knows how to motivate a man, granted it probably had more to do with the return of his sister Storm and the SpaceWaster, though I can?t imagine how them as roommates is going to possibly work out and I cannot wait to see it explode all messily either. Here?s to hoping there?s collateral damage: there?s always an uppity novice that needs taken out.

I know you missed me, I promise not to stay gone as long in between messages if you promise to be bad.

Til next time.

Stitches and Kisses Bitches.