Topic: The Kissing Bandit's Exploits

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-01 23:09 EST

Ah. Yes. The quest begins now.

In my zeal to enjoy the taste of every womans lips, I have taken it upon myself to kiss each and every woman of Rhy'Din. I admit a certain satisfaction that comes with such a mission, but it is my wish that each woman shall come away from the experience with a smile as well.

And so it begins. Ladies of Rhy'Din, be watchful, be wary! For you never know when the Kissing Bandit will strike!

TKB

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-01 23:12 EST

Being the Pinnacle Lady of our fair city, I felt it only appropriate to begin with our wonderful Governor, Kitty O Helston. Indeed, she is quite the woman, and although our kiss was ever so brief, it was quite lovely.

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-02 00:30 EST

Sylvia Nightshade...what can I say? She was a very nice kiss, but there was a coldness to her, as if she didn't appreciate the attention. Ah well. Perhaps she will find the next bandit more appealing.

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-02 01:07 EST

Savannah....O the lovely Savannah...how lovely thy kisses, and your lips are so soft. I felt the connection between us, as did you, I am sure. Oh my.....For you, I might be willing to pay a second visit!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-02 21:30 EST

I had the wonderful opportunity to meet the lovely Erinalle Dunbridge. She was as lovely as I had imagined, and her lips as sweet as, no, sweeter than the cake that I regretfully ruined in my excitement to obtain the kiss from her that I desired. Alas! Now I must go clean the icing from my boot!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-02 22:38 EST

Oh my Luna! I am over the moon for you! Luna Eva is the light of my night. And a wonderful kiss! Oh my...I would have swooned had I not needed to flee.....

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-02 23:06 EST

Tonight was the night of LadiLana's kiss, and oh what a kiss it was! It seemed almost virgin in taste...could it be that she has never tasted the lips of a man before? Oh my! Then it was good that The Bandit gave her a proper taste!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-02 23:34 EST

Our Lovely Alysia Skye was yours truely's next kiss tonight. Her pouting lips were very soft, but indeed, I was suprised not to receive more of a reaction from the lassie. Are kisses from one such as I that common for her?

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-03 22:49 EST

It was my first time kissing a dragoness, but I must say that they do kiss rather well! Icer must be a perfect example of the way a dragon is supposed to kiss. Thank goodness she didnt breathe fire though! I'd be roasted from the inside out!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-03 22:52 EST

Adrianna! Your lips were truely splendid! Their taste left me in shivers of desire and I must tell you, that's not easy to do! I shall dream of you!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-03 23:38 EST

My next encounter was with a woman of great beauty. Hodge is a real knockout, and her lips match that reputation! Attention Guys! These lips are hot! Be careful you dont get scorched!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-03 23:42 EST

Oh My Cassandra! I have been waiting for you! Your lips were like honey, and I was a helpless bee drawn to you! Such a sweet taste, she was well worth the wait!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-06 00:40 EST

The bandit nearly got burned today! He found someone who's kisses were almost too hot to handle! Firebreath's kisses were hot! Oh my! Any longer and I would have burst into flames!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-06 00:45 EST

And then there was Ricquire Cheromis! What a kisser! That beauty has lips that are so soft, the kisses nearly drift from her lips! Ah so soft and gentle for one so knightly!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-06 23:19 EST

I must say that I myself was amazed at the amount of passion that the lovely Jinx held in those lovely lips. I was overwelmed and found myself giddy with passion! Jinx, I hope that my gift to you brings you lots of good luck, as it did me!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-06 23:21 EST

The Lovely Luscious Lightbourne! Iris' kiss was one of pure magic! I almost found myself falling under her spell and had to tear myself from her presence! How unfortunate! Let us hope that I will be able to see Iris again soon!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-06 23:25 EST

Tonight, yours truely felt particularly brazen and dared to steal yet a third kiss in a single night! A new record for myself! And I owe this record to the gorgeous lips of Charna Lyndria! I was truely amazed by her kiss! It left me with tingles! Many ladies express startled shock and then go on to treasure my gift, but I think she was anticipating it! Oh My! Perhaps it was Karma, my Charna!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-08 01:17 EST

Cierra DeAuster, let me count the ways in which your kiss doth make me swoon. It is but a brush of the lips, and yet I long for it continuously! Thy lips taste of honey and I am but the bee sent to claim them! Buzzzz!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-08 01:32 EST

Oh my lovely Rose de Lioncourt! How much your kisses remind me of heaven! When I kiss you it is like the angels have touched my lips! I hope it did not hurt when you fell from heaven!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-13 23:50 EST

I was fortunate enough to find a lovely young woman named Tasha Oberon in the Inn tonight. I believe she was quite thrilled to be kissed by me. Indeed, she seemed quite excited when I left her on the bar, kicking her feet with happiness!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-13 23:56 EST

Tonight, yours truely did something that he has never done before. I was just finishing up with a lovely Iris lady named Raye Howard, who's kisses were truely delectible. Upon my exit, I happened to spot the lovely Governor of our fair city. Now, I must confess that I do not move about the city all the time dressed this way, Even a kissing bandit has to earn a living! And I must admit that I have heard our governor swooning about the kiss that she recieved from me and how much she wanted to grope me! Well, being a bandit of standards, I have always said - only one kiss per lady. However, I felt that the governor might enjoy something else on my way out, so I gave her the very thing she wished to bestow upon me. Share and share alike dear Miss Kitty!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-28 00:18 EST

After his last close call, yours truely had to take some time off to re-evaluate his methods. After a brief time out, he has decided to resume his service to the lovely women of Rhydin.
His first customer upon returning was the lovely Eve. He caught her just as she was entering the Inn and she was truely suprised and pleased to receive my kiss! Oh her lips....such lips are things that every man longs to kiss. I am so glad that I was able to try the free sample she offered!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-11-28 00:41 EST

Upon my sudden return to the Inn, I spotted the beautiful Aria Valya and made a special delivery just for her! She was so grateful for my lips that she nearly swooned! Forgive me my darling. Sometimes I just dont know my own strength!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-12-23 01:25 EST

On this grand night, just days before the great winter holiday. I entered the Inn once agaiin to find those ladies who were naughty and nice and bestow my present upon them. The Poetess was such a good girl this year! Good old Bandit Santa had a wonderful smooch for her! And talk about grateful! Oh my! It makes me wonder if I should start giving repeat performances away to the most appreciative ladies! Thank you Poetess! Your kisses are truly poetic!-

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-12-23 01:31 EST

Upon my second visit, I discovered the lovely Kacilla Lynne in the Inn. Her lips were truly a thrill to kiss and she was clearly awestruck as well! You are most welcome, dear lady!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2007-12-23 01:35 EST

Alas! A third visit is always a risk for the Bandit and tonight was no exception! I entered again and was about to kiss another young lady when this horrible creature, calling herself a woman, attempted to accost me! I barely escaped with my life! The old woman whose name was Brennora, nearly kissed this poor bandit with those wrinkled old raisin strips she used as lips! Ugh! Thankfully, yours truly is quick and was able to escape unscathed. It was enough to make a bandit give up his practice! Well, almost!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2008-01-01 02:25 EST

Alas! The bandit has returned once again to fulfill the dreams and desires of those who long for him! He entered and found one such magnificent creature in LdyBelial, who has seen so much hurt and pain, that the Bandit only wished to make her night a little more pleasant. Her lips were like rose petals on the wind. So soft to kiss. The Bandit was very pleased!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2008-01-01 02:33 EST

The Bandit returned to the Inn a second time and found a little lonely lady who seemed to need some attention. The Bandit was only happy to oblige! Poor little GemSoul.... The Bandit picked her up, gave her the benefit of his lips and set her down again. No she doesnt need to worry anymore! She can dream of him and be lonely no more!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2008-01-01 02:50 EST

The Bandit is not known for poetry, but he will do his best:

Piper the potter was pretty sad...
Piper pleaded to be kissed so bad!
Piper was luscious, the Bandit found.
Piper made Bandit's head spin round!

The Bandit loved Piper's gentle kiss.
Her lips were truly heaven's bliss.
When men speak od Piper they shall say.
Boy did The Bandit get lucky that day!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2008-01-04 00:29 EST

Yes, my friends, it is true! The great Jewell Ravenlock fell to my advances and said that I was an even better kisser than Stephen! I mean really! I feel so sorry for that poor man! But I'm sure he does his best. It's just that no one out kisses the Bandit!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2008-01-04 00:40 EST

Hello? Is this the Lonely Lover's hotline? Yes, I just called to tell you that Chryrie Nightstar is no longer in need of your services! She has found love at last! And even though my kiss was just a one time event, it was enough to keep her happy forever!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2008-01-04 00:48 EST

Sweet little Storm Divine! She loves a lusty romp on the floor by the hearth! And let me tell you, she is so fiesty! I could hardly hold her still long enough to steal her kisses! What a fire cracker! You can light my fuse anytime Divine!

The Kissing Bandit · Date: 2008-01-04 00:55 EST

Well, The Kissing Bandit had no idea that half of the ladies that he kisses have already started a Bandit fan club, and Tarna Dvelle is the president! My that girl just loves the Bandit! I was so flattered, I just had to be sure to give her an authentic Kissing Bandit kiss, complete with it's own certificate of authenticity! Now don't and sell that Tarna! It's a collector's item!