Anything you can do, I can do better, I can do anything better than you!

The Contessa had a challenge and big shoes to fill, so she makes a trip to the Red Dragon to get her start. Batter up!

Johnny Smith, you sly devil you! How soft and warm your lips pressed to mine. Did you feel that spark? Perhaps we shall meet again!

Ah, Jon Henri, your kiss as sweet and innocent as you are! I hear it was your first, would be a shame were it your last!