http://rdi.dragonsmark.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=15397#15397 in the Rhy'Din Springs Water company folder.]
Dear Miss Amal-onomatopoeia-tea,
I just came back from the Rhy'Din Times offices. What a bunch of morons! They won't let me print this ad. They say it isn't appropriate. Can you tell me what I did wrong? The man I spoke to was very mean to me and I don't understand what his problem was. It's not like I don't have the money to pay for the ad and besides, what does he care who I hire? He's not the new owner, I am!
Okay, so this is what I want the ad to say:
DESPERATELY SEEKING no one, to do nothing, at the Rhy'Din Springs Water factory. This person I'm looking for shouldn't exist and in doing so, must not be able to lift between 50 - 75 lbs and be customer-oriented. They will not be paid a decent wage, including medical/dental benfits, and will have no hope for a good retirement plan. The unjob includes twenty personal and vacation days that will never be used. Please do not respond to this ad in person or by telephone, we won't want to hear from you. All Rhy'Dinians are ugly, stupid and useless anyway.
If you can make it bold and stand out so that it will be overlooked, that would be great. I don't want to take the chance of someone reading my ad and applying, you know.
Oh.
Yeah.
I drew up a description of the type of person we're looking for. I think this would be the ideal person, don't you?
http://www.tararynieyn.com/RSWJobFair.gif
It just says so much about their character and personality. If we find this person, I'll consider the ad a great success.
So, thank you for your time and I hope you like the present I sent over!
Sincerely yours,
D.C.K.
Dear Miss Amal-onomatopoeia-tea,
I just came back from the Rhy'Din Times offices. What a bunch of morons! They won't let me print this ad. They say it isn't appropriate. Can you tell me what I did wrong? The man I spoke to was very mean to me and I don't understand what his problem was. It's not like I don't have the money to pay for the ad and besides, what does he care who I hire? He's not the new owner, I am!
Okay, so this is what I want the ad to say:
DESPERATELY SEEKING no one, to do nothing, at the Rhy'Din Springs Water factory. This person I'm looking for shouldn't exist and in doing so, must not be able to lift between 50 - 75 lbs and be customer-oriented. They will not be paid a decent wage, including medical/dental benfits, and will have no hope for a good retirement plan. The unjob includes twenty personal and vacation days that will never be used. Please do not respond to this ad in person or by telephone, we won't want to hear from you. All Rhy'Dinians are ugly, stupid and useless anyway.
If you can make it bold and stand out so that it will be overlooked, that would be great. I don't want to take the chance of someone reading my ad and applying, you know.
Oh.
Yeah.
I drew up a description of the type of person we're looking for. I think this would be the ideal person, don't you?
http://www.tararynieyn.com/RSWJobFair.gif
It just says so much about their character and personality. If we find this person, I'll consider the ad a great success.
So, thank you for your time and I hope you like the present I sent over!
Sincerely yours,
D.C.K.