Dear Oracle People,
How are you doing today, I hope you are all good and happy.
Well I am applying for the "Advice on relationships" Section in the paper. I see that Gav is stopping for health reasons.
I think I would be good at giving advice. I have had lots of practice at it when I have to heal the shattered hearts of all the ladies that Gabe and guys like him completely destroy at a drop of a hat. Yes, I know I am a terrible super villain when it comes down to it. But I have plenty of experience in giving advice. If you do not choose me I will understand, I guess it just was not meant to be.
Personal Information:
Name: Bob.
Age: Infinite
Occupation: Super Villain
Race: Abyss
Motivation: Destroying the...I mean helping people.. And dropping the love affair I seem to have with the comma...and maybe the dots too.
Contact Info: I am around all the time. Just let me know.
Goals: To apologize to Jewell for saying all those mean things that one day I was with Tommy in the Inn, I was woefully not ready for him, but now I know what I did was not very nice. I am a bad guy, not a monster.
To help people get their act together and stay together if possible.
Being even more awesome than I already am.
Spreading subliminal messages to control the world through their...issues
::The application would be found in the application box if there was one to be had, it was plain as could be, no anthrax or other killer virus on it what so ever::
How are you doing today, I hope you are all good and happy.
Well I am applying for the "Advice on relationships" Section in the paper. I see that Gav is stopping for health reasons.
I think I would be good at giving advice. I have had lots of practice at it when I have to heal the shattered hearts of all the ladies that Gabe and guys like him completely destroy at a drop of a hat. Yes, I know I am a terrible super villain when it comes down to it. But I have plenty of experience in giving advice. If you do not choose me I will understand, I guess it just was not meant to be.
Personal Information:
Name: Bob.
Age: Infinite
Occupation: Super Villain
Race: Abyss
Motivation: Destroying the...I mean helping people.. And dropping the love affair I seem to have with the comma...and maybe the dots too.
Contact Info: I am around all the time. Just let me know.
Goals: To apologize to Jewell for saying all those mean things that one day I was with Tommy in the Inn, I was woefully not ready for him, but now I know what I did was not very nice. I am a bad guy, not a monster.
To help people get their act together and stay together if possible.
Being even more awesome than I already am.
Spreading subliminal messages to control the world through their...issues
::The application would be found in the application box if there was one to be had, it was plain as could be, no anthrax or other killer virus on it what so ever::