Topic: Y'Can Kid the 'Verse ... But Not Your Mei Mei

Aidyn Butler

Date: 2009-08-21 08:46 EST
Holding a gun was one thing, Aidyn mused, sighting down the barrel of her little auto-pistol; shooting it was quite something else. It wasn't as though she didn't know what she was doing, though. Just as well, really, given what she'd walked into. The two men she had her little gun trained on were staring at her, hands held in the air, as she addressed the man they had been heavying up on in the street. "Sui, ya okay?"

He almost had to laugh. Aidyn with a gun. She looked more cute and pert than threatening, even standing behind the autopistol. Walking up behind the men, he grabbed them both by the shoulders. With a grunt, he slammed their heads together and dropped them like garbage. "I'm ok, Mei Mei. Are you?" he stepped over the unconscious idiots and moved towards her. "They didn't hurt you, did they?"

She lowered the little gun with a sigh of relief, dropping it back into the holster at her hip. "M'okay," she muttered defensively. "I had it covered, 'fore ya turned up'n got yaself punched." She shifted awkwardly, trying to hide the tear in her jacket from her protective friend's eyes.

"Little distraction to keep 'em off of ya." his dark eyes searched her person and he frowned when he saw what she was trying to hide. "You wouldn't lie to me, would you, Aidy?" Hands went to his hips and he scowled darkly.

"Ain't lyin'," she insisted quickly, squaring up to him with a very stubborn look in her brown eyes. "They dint get a chance ta hurt me, so m'okay. Just roughed me up a lil'n I kin cope with that."

His eyes narrowed and he turned to look down at the men who were starting to regain consciousness. "Din't yer mommas teach you any respect?" He kicked one in the side with his steel toed boots, causing a loud groan and a snapping sound. The other got a fist to the side of his face. "Gorram cowards." Turning back to Aidyn, he grabbed her arm and started to move away from the pair at a quick pace. "Ain't no place for ya out here, Aidy. Chris'll shit 'imself if he finds out y'were playin' cops and robbers."

"Sui!" Despite knowing full well that struggling was absolutely pointless, Aidyn gave it a good go, ending up just dancing around on the end of a very strong grip as she was dragged away from her little altercation. "Ya dint havta hit 'em like that," she protested, peering over her shoulder with a worried look on her face. Given half the chance, she'd go back and make sure the pair were okay. "N'ya ain't tellin' Chris 'bout this, neither. What he don't know ain't gonna worry him."

He had her with his right hand, and it was still bandaged and stitched up from his altercation with the men's room at the Star's End. So she was able to slip through his fingers. "Give me a good reason t'keep this from 'im. The boy loves you, Aidy. He has a right t'know so he can keep you on a shorter leash."

Aidyn Butler

Date: 2009-08-21 08:46 EST
She was in the process of turning back to check on her would-be attackers when that brought her up short. "Excuse me?" She looked up at her self-adopted big brother in wide-eyed astonishment. "He don't love me, ya got no call ta say he does. Could be just a wayside ta him, ya know that that. An' I don't need to be on no leash, neither." She waggled a finger under Sui's nose with an oddly sunny scowl.

"Ask 'im." he frowned and batted her finger from under his nose. "Ow." His hand still hurt. Turning, he continued to walk on, away from the two men rising slowly. "And y'do need t'be on a leash. Y'can't stay outta trouble."

"Oh, stuff it up ya butt, Grumpy Pants." With the strangely suicidal good manners she'd been brought up with, Aidyn turned back to face the rising men, moving over to them as Sui walked on without her. "Are ya two okay? I wouldn'ta shot ya, all ya had ta do was back off."

Sui caught her sudden about face with his peripheral vision. In a graceful, well rehearsed move, Sera was pulled from her holster and aimed at the one closest to Aidyn. As the man reached for her with a lecherous girn, he received a bullet through his hand for his effort. The man quickly withdrew his bloody and mangled hand and clutched it to his chest. The other decided not to take any chances and hobbled in the opposite direction. Sui glowered and stomped his way over to Aidyn. Holstering Sera, he picked up Aidyn and unceremoniously draped her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. "You're the craziest girl I've ever met."

She let out a shriek as the hand reaching for her just about exploded in blood and flesh, spattering her cheek as she flinched back. She had been about to reach out to look at it when the world moved, and she found herself facing Sui's back from an upside-down angle. "Ya shot him! Ya dint havta shoot him! Put me down, he's hurt!"

"He'll live." he grunted as he carried her down the alley. When he got to the intersection of a busy road and the alley, he turned his head both ways. He missed his hat. At times like these, it shaded his eyes and kept him looking country dumb. "Think it's time we had a talk w'Chris."

"I mean it, Sui, ya put me down right now!" Little hands beat ineffectually at the small of his back. Thanks to the slight bounce of his gait, Aidyn couldn't see much; everytime she lifted her head, her hair bounced into her eyes. "Chris don't need ta know 'bout any of this, he'll only worry'n he's got 'nough ta worry 'bout with the 'hawke as 'tis!"

"He's done a bang up job on th'Hawke. It's purrin' like a kitten." he turned to his right and continued to walk down the road. He paid no mind to the people that stopped and stared, openly gawking at the rather tall man carrying the little girl. "Th'only thing Chris has t'worry bout is what his girl is doin' out and about in alleyways wi'out him."

"It ain't like I can't take care'a myself - Sui Cobb, if'n ya don't put me down right soon, I swear I'll make ya life as hellish as I can!" This, together with an elbow to the back of his head, was a sure sign that Aidyn's incredibly long fuse was burning low. Threats weren't really her thing; neither was any form of violence, though she could dole it out of necessary. She just wasn't very good at picking up on when it was necessary.

Aidyn Butler

Date: 2009-08-21 08:47 EST
He grunted when she elbowed the back of his head. The arm holding her legs was brought up, her legs with it, until she was teetering, dangerously close to falling face first down his back. "Hold still." he grumbled and continued along his way. "S'why's your clothes torn?" Yeah, he'd noticed.

She squealed, gripping handfuls of his coat to keep from falling into the street. "Ya need me ta paint ya a picture?" she shot back impatiently. "Can't work it out on ya own?"

"Paint it." he wanted details. If they had done what he thought, she'd be seeing those two again, real soon. But this time, they'd be in pine boxes. Just as quickly as he had started walking, he stopped and dropped her in front of him. "Spillit, Mei Mei."

She landed heavily on her feet, stumbling backwards a bit as she rubbed her midriff, looking up at him in vague offence. "Ain't nothin' ta spill," she insisted. She could be as stubborn as him when she needed to be. "Guys got a bit frisky is all. Nothin' happened, ya turned up too quick for 'em ta do much more'n tear my jacket."

"Then they're lucky." He grabbed her hand again and took off at his fast pace. "Y'd think ya'd learn, Aidy. These men are stone cold killers. They aint cuddly, like me." He gave her a cheesey grin then. Whenever he could use that line, he always smiled. He thought it was pretty clever.

Yanked after him, Aidyn couldn't help laughing a little bit at his line. He was always so proud of it whenever he had a chance to trot it out; it was quite endearing. "Ya ain't so cuddly as ta let me look after myself," she pointed out lightly, jogging along to keep up with his pace. "An' I ain't got nothin' ta learn 'bout men like that." She rolled her eyes, muttering under her breath.

"Ya obviously do if they got close enough t'tear y'clothes." he growled and then came to an abrupt stop. "Y've lots to learn, Aidy. Y'know you could even take me down, ifn you knew how t'do it."

She bounced into his arm as he stopped, stumbling backwards again. "Ain't no way I could take ya down," she snorted with laughter. "Ya jus' tryin' ta make me feel bad so's I won't go wanderin' on my own again."

He turned and put his hands on his hips. "Don't look up at me, look at me." He frowned, teaching lessons like this could end up with him on the ground, and in the middle of a crowded street wasn't his idea of fun. But, it was as if she'd issued a challenge. "What do you see?"

Now that confused her. Aidyn took another step back, looking him over thoughtfully. "A tall guy who's too cocky by half?" she suggested after a moment, raising her eyebrows with innocent impishness.

He rubbed his face and shook his head. "Y'know, y'right." He shook his head and grabbed her hand. "Y'never'll learn t'protect y'self if y'keep bein' silly." he turned then and lifted her to sit upon his shoulders. "Y'need to learn, Mei Mei."

Aidyn Butler

Date: 2009-08-21 08:48 EST
"Kinda hard ta learn anythin' when ev'ry guy I fly with is either tryin' ta get inta my pants or thinks I'm too little ta be able to hold my own inna fight," she pointed out without rancour, drumming her fingertips on the top of his head. You could say this for Aidyn - she never held a grudge, or stayed angry for long. Even if you deserved it.

"Well I'm gonna teach ya." he gave a nod and turned towards the pad that held the Hawke. "Keep m'mind offa Carson." he grumbled under his breath. "Y'see, bein' s'small y'have an advantage. I jus' look intimidatin'. So most don't mess with me. You? Folks think they can take advantage."

"Cap'n's smaller'n me, an' folks don't take advantage'a her," came the slightly resentful response to that. She'd heard the mutter, or at least, the name he'd muttered, and wasn't going to press it. If he wanted to talk, he would. Everyone talked to her, eventually. "I just ain't the intimidatin' kind."

"Cap's got a look about 'er. And that gorram hun dan Brent always about." He rolled his eyes. If ever there was a man that was obviously goo goo over a girl, it was Brent over the Cap. It was funny to Cobb that Brent tried to hide it. A shake of his head as he got back onto course. "Y'don't have t'be, Aidy. Jus' knowin' how t'defend y'self will put a stop t'the attacks."

Her knuckles rapped on his head. "Shouldn't be so nasty ta Brent," she reprimanded Sui somewhat sternly, ducking as they passed under a lower doorway. "Mebbe if'n ya stopped throwin' punches at the guy, ya could get along, huh?"

"Y'want t' know what I got against Brent?" He stopped for a moment, looking this way and that. His hands were curled around her thighs, keeping her from falling backwards. "Th' day we met, he called me Cobb. Cap called me Sui. Told 'em both, I preferred Sui. So Cap called me Cobb, and Brent called me Sui. S'what started th'whole blasted thing. I'd leave 'im be, give 'im the respect 'e deserves for bein' th' pilot and all. But th' man has no respect for anybody other than the Cap. And really, he has no respect for Cap, either. He makes his feelin's for her known 'round the wrong person and they'd both end up in body bags."

"He ain't never been nothin' but nice ta me," she shrugged, rolling her eyes. Apart from the occasional argument, Aidyn knew better than to put herself in the middle of a feud. "An' Cap'n knows how ta look after herself. Seems ev'ryone knows howta look after 'emselves, 'cept me."

"Yer li'l. Easy t'intimidate. And yer a girl." he shrugged and then pressed a button on the side of the Hawke to open up the cargo hatch. "Cap's too busy wrappin' her legs 'round 'im to give 'im much trouble." he walked up the large hatch and then closed it behind him. He hefted her up then, and placed her on her feet. "But I'm gonna teach y'how to defend y'self, Mei Mei. Don't wantcha gettin' hurt."

"Shouldn't talk that way 'bout the Cap'n," she warned him as he closed up the hatch, letting herself be manhandled back down onto her feet again. "Ain't likely m'gonna get hurt, Sui. Ain't never left on my own, am I?"

"Y'were today." he walked around her and put his hands on his hips. "Now, eye level. Tell me what y'see." He watched her carefully, hoping that she'd catch on quickly.

"My eye level, or yours?" She flashed him a cheeky grin, rolled her eyes, and sighed, paying attention. "Cargo hold," she shrugged after a moment, looking over at him. "Or ya chest. Ain't neither of 'em all that appealin', ya know."

"M'chest, good. Y'learnin'." He reached for her hand. "Make a fist." He watched her intently as the lesson progressed. He was a patient teacher and was determined that she would be able to protect herself in a hand to hand combat situation, if it ever arose.

Aidyn Butler

Date: 2009-08-21 08:49 EST
He might have been surprised at the fist she made automatically. Not bunched tightly, as most inexperienced people would do, but loosely enough to give her fingers a little give if and when they made an impact. "Like this?"

"Aiya." He grunted a nod, then grabbed her fist. Bringing it up to her shoulder, he then brought it straight towards his own body, letting it sit right above the delicate coccyx, between chest and stomach. "Aim there, always there. Break that little bone and 'e won't be able t'breathe." He pushed her fist back a bit and put his index and middle fingers between the knuckles of her pinky and ring finger, and her index and middle finger. "All y'got, into those two inches." He let her fist go then. "Hit me." he brought up his hands, palms upwards and twitched his fingers, inviting her to do as he said.

Aidyn's brow raised. Didn't he know there were better ways of disabling a guy than completely cutting off his breathing? Mind you, Sui probably wasn't remembering that she was a medic, only worrying that she was girl right about now. So she swung for him obediently, not really showing any real enthusiasm for being taught how to hit where it'd hurt.

At her half hearted attempt, he sighed and shook his head. "Need t'get ya a dummy. Y'won't hit those y'care about." he gave her an understanding smile. "If'n y'cant get t'his chest, then get t'his jewels." he lifted a brow, knowing full well she knew what that meant. "And no love taps. Y'hit him hard and run."

"What if he's got friends, like today?" she asked, rolling her shoulders awkwardly as her arms crossed over her chest. She had a nasty feeling that even if she did do as she was told and learned how to do this, Sui was still going to snitch on her to Chris and the Cap'n.

"Y'take one down, th'other will stay away." he nodded and stepped away from her. "And that'll give y'time to get yer peashooter out." He smiled and cocked his head. "Y'been cleanin' it, like I showed ya?"

"Course I have," she shot him a dirty look, producing said pistol for his inspection. "Don't gotta whole lot ta do out in th'black. That pistol's seen more lovin' than you, Grumpy Pants."

"Gross, Aidyn. I do hope you keep the safety on when it gets.. lovin'. And that you clean it well afterwards." he made a face and turned to jog up the metal stairs. "Really... " shudder.

"Hey! Ya sick man, I ain't doin' that!" She jogged after him, poking her finger into his kidney hard. "Why'd I do that when I got a sexy warm mechanic ta treat me good?"

"Ah God." he groaned and ran faster up the stairs. "I don't wanna hear it, Mei Mei!" he put his hands over his ears and shook his head. "No, shush, don't wanna hear about it!"

Aidyn Butler

Date: 2009-08-21 08:49 EST
A wicked little giggle followed him up the stairs and into the corridor, Aidyn close behind. "Ya mean ya don't wanna know where we bin sexin' each other up, just in case ya bin sittin' there'n not knowin'?" she asked cheerfully.

"Ah!" he started to literally run. "Stop! And if'n you says th' kitchen table I am gonna let CeCe know!" he shuddered again. "Shouldn't be talkin' bout such things."

"Why not? Ya do it all th'time," she objected, chasing him through the ship with another evil little laugh. "Talkin' 'bout who'n where ya gonna get yer trim next stop'n all ... 'sides, dontcha wanna be sure he's treating me right?" Nope, Aidyn wasn't going to let up with the teasing if she possibly could.

"I ain't got no trim since.." he growled, that one nearly slipped. Finally he stopped running to turn around and scowl down at her. "I ain't been seein' no bruises on yer face. Long as I don't see that, th'mech n'I have no problems." he gave a curt nod. "Now I 'ear somebody messin' in the 'firmary. Go see to it and leave me alone." Of course, he couldn't help but chuckle at the last part. His sense of humor had increased over the last few weeks.

"Ya'll miss me if'n I do," she teased him with a grin, then jumped up and hugged her self-adopted big brother, feet dangling as her arms locked around his neck. She pressed a big, wet kiss to his cheek. "Ya gonna keep ya mouth shut 'bout today?"

He hugged her back, accepting the sloppy kiss with a scrunched up face. "Tell me why I should." He grimaced and put her back down. But with his tone and his expression, it was already a done deal that he'd keep her secrets.

"Cos if'n ya tell on me, I'll get moaned at'n that means I'll be moanin' at ya for weeks until Chris stops gettin' protective on me," she shrugged lightly, tilting her head."'Sides, we're family, ain't we? Gotta stick t'gether."

He rolled his eyes and sighed heavily. A pat to her little head. "Please no moanin' and groanin'. Th'walls are thin 'nuff that I cen 'ear Cap and Brent. Don't wanna be hearin' more. S'why I wear m'head phones t'bed now. Only moanin' I wanna be hearin' is when I get m'own trim." He grinned at her then, albeit a bit sadly. "Though that won't be for some time t'come."

"Ya really that sweet on her?" she asked gently, stepping up to wrap her arms warmly around Sui's waist and give him the little sister's hug she had perfected before she hit ten years old.

"Geez, Mei Mei." he shook his head and gave her a brotherly hug. "Not like that at all." He shook his head. "She's a nice girl and me n'nice girls just don't..." He shook his head. "Look, no need t'be gettin' all mushy and romanticized. Just not gonna be happenin'. Ain't no use in gettin' involved when y'got a price on y'head. Not fair t'her." He nodded.

"So y'are sweet on her." Aidyn nodded to herself. She understood why Sui wouldn't want to admit to it, but she wasn't one to just let him pretend otherwise. She smiled, winking up at him as she stepped back. "Mebbe next time we touch down in RhyDin I should go'n find her myself, talk ta her 'bout my big ol' heartsick bro." Despite the cheeky smile, it couldn't be more obvious that Aidyn would do no such thing without Sui's permission.

Aidyn Butler

Date: 2009-08-21 08:51 EST
"Am not." he grumbled and leaned against a railing. He folded his arms and frowned down at her. "You will not!" He lunged after her then, hands intent on grabbing hold of her small waist and tickling the fool out of her.

"Will too!" She giggled, lurching backwards too slowly to avoid tickling hands. Much smaller, and much more ticklish, she was at a distinct disadvantage here, squirming almost violently as she batted at his hands. "I will, I'll tell her 'bout ya moonin' over her!"

That's when Sui picked her up, flipped her over and held her by her ankles over the railing, dangling above the engine room. "Say it, Aidy! You're not gonna go and do that t'me!" he kept her hovered over that engine. "Or Chris'll have a lot o' work t'do t'get us offa this rock."

The shriek she let out on finding herself hanging over the engine room was loud enough to echo through the ship, and Aidyn lost all sense of dignity, screaming for someone to come and rescue her. All the while grinning up at Sui, of course ... she didn't believe for one second that he would actually drop her.

He couldn't help but laugh and brought her back up over the railing and onto her feet. "G'on now. I've things t'be doin'. Secrets, Mei Mei. I'll be keepin' yours ifn you keep mine. Even if what you think are m'secrets aren't even the truth." He pursed his lips and folded his arms across his chest.

She grinned up at him, flushed and looking decidedly dishevelled. "I kin keep a secret, Grumpy Pants," she assured him. "Even if'n I think it's bad secret ta keep from some people." She flung her arms around him and squeezed tightly, before letting go and running along through the galley, away from him as she yelled over her shoulder. "An' I dint promise not ta sweet-talk ya girl for ya, neither!"

He shook his head after the hug was given and received. "Leave it alone, Mei." he sighed and watched her scamper off. When she called out over her shoulder, Cobb sighed heavily. "Why'd I open m'big mouth?" grumbled under his breath as he made his way towards his quarters. If Aidy was anything, she was one persistant little trouble-maker at times.

((Mei Mei = little sister.))

((A collaboration between Sui Cobb and Aidyn Butler.))