::Skyler approached the bulletin board on Sunday night with a piece of paper in hand. He tacked it to the board and walked away, scowling at anyone who looked at him::

A Haiku Collection
by Skyler J. Chamberland

Little butterfly
How I loathe your fragileness
I?ll rip off your wings

Long Island Iced Tea
Saturating my belly
Liquid ecstasy

Destre?s so happy
Entirely too cheerful
Take it down a notch

Panther is the boss
He made me hot chocolate
Ferocious black cat

Jewell is the Empress
Pretty eyes, curvaceous thighs
Bartending brilliance!