Topic: Dragon Hunters wanted

Scourge of Dragons

Date: 2008-02-01 15:00 EST
A poster was placed upon the bulletin boards and lamp posts of the city with this message

"To any and all Dragon Hunters of this world, I, the Bane of Dragons, give you this offer, one million gold crowns to any of you that brings me proof that you have killed a dragon, a bounty as it were, though the dragons that you kill must be of adult size and age, and no trickery.

If you agree to become a Hunter under my employ, i will give you all the needed weapons, tactics and armor to hunt down and kill a dragon. I will also give you the means to bind a dragon's soul as such, that it can never be raised from death, by any force. You can hunt as you wish, and use any method, and hunt on this or any world. Just bring proof that you have killed a dragon, and i will pay you the bounty of one million gold crowns, the equivelent of ten million silver crowns.

thankyou and below this poster i have placed a lined blank parchment so you can place your mark or your name upon this if you are interested.

And one other thing, i will know if you are a spy or someone trying to go after me if you are some damned dragon lover, so dont waste my time. Also it would be pointless to mar this poster or tear it down, i will simply put more up."
Death to all Dragons!

Chaos

Date: 2008-02-02 03:14 EST
Dear Dragon hunter.

You sir, are delusional. The dragons of this world are weak and pathetic and at the exact same time not worth trying to kill. Spend your time killing some real dragons else where and bother us with your mental illnesses no longer. They purr, ok. The dragons here are so pathetic they purr and they act way too much like people. The best way to kill them all is to simply ignore that they exist at all. I have spent much time doing this and it seems to work, they are actually powerless against just about anything, and the young ones make tasty snacks.

But stop looking for dragon hunters here because there are none that are strong enough, or willing enough to follow through with their convictions.

Oh, and for the record, They are not worthy of being called Dragons, do as I do and call them lizards as this is what they are. Over grown emo lizards, harmless and just about as worthless as the flesh they are made out of, the fact they taste so good is their only saving grace.


B.

Scourge of Dragons

Date: 2008-02-02 04:37 EST
Kesis saw the letter this B placed and sighed, maybe he was delusional, some would see what Kesis was doing as such, Death has a funny way of changing a person. He took the advice with some interest, buty would continue all the same.

As for the Dragons being like giant lizards, who purred and were Emo, whatever that meant, well at least Kesis would keep these sad excuses of Dragons from eating anymore food and wasting space. Dragons pathertic or nor, were parasites to wiped out.

And as to the comment about the Dragon hunters of this world, it figured as such, at least he would be saving money, but he would hold out a bit longer before closing his offer.

Eating Dragons, well that one he was not so sure about, he tried it a few times, and found it like to be eating sand or ashes, a most inpleasent taste to be sure.

He took the time to write a response to this B fellow

"Dear Mr. B, as i do not know your full name, firstly thankyou for responding to the poster, though i had hoped you would be a Dragon Hunter. Oh well, i dont suppose you might be interested? I guess not. Tis a pity, but i digress. Some might think me delusional, Death can have an interesting effect on one's prespective on things. Think as you wish, i leave you to your thoughts on the matter of my so called delusion.

As for the Dragons of this world, well if that is the case, i would at least be doing them a favor, by putting an end to their worthless existance. Besides they take up space and eat too much, you must agree with me on that? Eating Dragons, hmmm, i tried that, their flesh tastes like ash or sand to me, maybe you have recipes to make them more palatable?

And your point about the so called dragon hunters on this world, well you saved me a fortune in gold, thankyou, or is it prehaps you want to have exclusive rights to the bounty, if that is the case, then maybe we could negotiate a price, suitable to your tastes? If not then i leave the matter closed.

There however is one i will not stop hunting for on this world, that pathetic worm, Kalis-Nar, he i will hunt no matter what, to the end of all Time, if i have to, his death screams will be sweet music to my ears. His blood will run through my hands, and taste as nectre to me. Only his death well lessen the fire of hatred that burns in my heart.

But as i said thankyou and i bid you a good day or night, if you are some nocturnal being, which i hold nothing against you, as i do also enjoy the night, and i have no hate towards the undead, unless it is some upstart lich who tries to use his magic on me. Nevermind that last part, long story.

As i said i bid you a farewell sir, and may you find tasty dragons to eat.

Kesis, Bane of Dragons"