Topic: New World Order Announcement, corrected.

Chaos

Date: 2008-06-19 07:33 EST
Let it be known across the land that a new era has dawned on Rhydin.

Like the legendary Pheonix, The New World Order has risen from the ashes of the past to once again burn across the land.

Our armies will march across the land, laying waste to all who oppose us. Cities will tremble at our footsteps, and the seas will run red with the blood of our enemies.

From the Chaos of War shall come Order. With that Order shall come prosperity and peace. So with this begins, a New World Order.

Bob, upon reading the announcement quickly makes a correction to the said announcement.

---Phoenix....Its Spelled That way with the O before the E..Not the E before the O. This super villain suggests that before you try and conquer the lands and the cities, you should at least proof read your announcements first BEFORE sending them out so everybody can laugh at you. Nobody is going to take you very seriously. You need help. I can take over this operation at any time and put some real power behind your claims, credibility and better spelling skills as well. What do you say, will you submit to me and let me give the people something to really be scared of, or will they just laugh at the ones who forgot to use the spell check on their little ancient computer screen. Yeah, If I take over I can seriously boost the Tech level as well. You have nothing to lose!

Just a thought.


Signed

Bob, the greatest super villain of all time.--

Then he walked away, vanishing.

Q

Date: 2008-06-19 16:55 EST
?Pathetic waste of time.? He said to himself, shaking his head.

?I mean seriously, it needs some pizzazz. A spark of something, fresh? and unique! I swear some of these lesser beings have no class at all.?

Q took a few steps back and casually snapped his fingers. The message that had been reposted was now translated into drow, with some of the so-called errors corrected.

?Drow. I?ve heard some of these sniveling, foul beasts, speaking that in the inn. If they have any humor at all, they?ll surely get a laugh.?

Turning around Q had a clever smirk on his face. Disappearing in a flash of bright white light, his voice still emanated for a moment, even though he was nowhere in site.

?I doubt he?ll learn, but it makes it all that much more fun.?

The bulletin now read:

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Phoenix....Olt Spelled Nindel i'dol xuil l' O p'los l' E..Naut l' E p'los l' O. Nindol lish raghvaril suggests nindel p'los dos neitar vok ulu uns'aa p'los dos har'luth l' thac'zilen lu' l' cities, dos zhal'la a mzulst drital fol l'puul smelling niar P'LOS jorosin uns'aa ulu xxizz dos doeb., tangis' though dos neitar xunus. Naukhel zhah aluin ulu plynn uns'aa ves seriously. Usstan ssrig'luin xxizz. Usstan h'ros tangis' zotreth ussta i'dol doeb d' natha wt paper bag xuil scissors wun ussta rah. Vel'bol xun dos telanth, orn dos submit ulu l' jatha'la ruzzo'iso gopher lu' ori'gato uns'aa belbau l' lodias folbol ulu llaar tlu tahta d', l' zexen'uma puft marshmallow nesst, xor orn nind fridj jiala a uns'aa whol tluin ji utterly yeunn. Xa, Ka Usstan plynn phor Usstan shlu'ta seriously boost l' mal'ai level 'zil al. Dos inbal rilbol ulu noa!

Fridj natha ssiggrin.


Signed

Bob, l' uyl'udith buffoon lu' self indulgent moronic, incompetent lish raghvaril d' jal draeval.
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