A large poster is stuck to the board, covering several requests for roommates (No goblins, please!), the card of a lute player willing to give lessons to anyone (Tone deaf? No problem!), and photo of a missing pet (Lost! Cuddly weevel, answers to "Hafvncha").
http://abrahamlinkinn.tzo.com/sweepingthenation/brigmop.jpg

Tacked to the bottom of the poster is an infomation sheet that reads.

ONE NIGHT ONLY!
Wednesday, April 12 at 9PM

Some claim extreme prowess with the blade.
Some comport themselves with utmost honor.
Some are Masters in the Ring.

But no one escapes the ring clean when facing the Lord of the Mop!

Come see the man who cleaned the Agean stables BEFORE that upstart Hercules.
Watch while the mightiest of warriors cringes and shrinks away from his filthiest of weapons.
Feel the spray of dirty water on your face and the sting of flying woodchips as Mop Meets Blade.

You will never be the same again!