Topic: Pioneering research group seeking motivated workers

ASRI

Date: 2008-12-18 22:33 EST
Tacked up on the RhyDin Bulletin Board (as well as a great many other places) is a piece of bright white typewritten paper, labeled at the top with the bold letters,

ASRI

and in smaller text beneath that,

Anonymous Social Research Initiative

The document explains,

Anonymous Social Research Initiative is a privately-funded sociological research group that hopes to examine and address, where applicable, RhyDin's numerous social patterns and correlating problems. We offer an excellent salary and full benefits to employees dedicated to a long and loyal career, unafraid of a rapidly changing work environment and on-the-job risks that ASRI's standard of cleverness should be well-equipped to adapt to. In addition to the high starting salary, good health and retirement benefits, and the great potential for promotion, experience with ASRI will help you improve yourself and sharpen your most essential skills. Good experience is preferred but must be tempered with an ability and eagerness to learn, but we look favorably on anyone with the ambition to learn and actively apply skills in the field.

Below are questionnaires that any interested in a position with our group should take the time to fill out and send to our office at

14 Olliver Way
Dragon's Gate District
RhyDin City

We will respond as quickly as possible to address your interest, and with further questions if you are qualified. Thank you!

-ASRI

Tacked onto the board below this are numerous copies of a questionnaire that, no matter how many are taken, seem always to replenish themselves. Each is marked also with ASRI's address.

ASRI Candidate
Psychological Evaluation, Stage One

1. Do you have any fears associated with mundane practical applications of magic and social interaction with sapient species other than your own? If yes, please explain.

2. Are you a corporeal or noncorporeal being?

3. How long have you lived and/or worked in RhyDin? If you live but do not work in RhyDin, or vice versa, please explain.

4. Do you have any active political affiliations outside of RhyDin City? If yes, please list and explain them.

5. How do you personally feel about the handling of firearms and other weapons? Please list any relevant experiences.



(OOC Note - This is a fun way to (potentially) get in on an in-depth, hopefully very long-running story and string of stories that ought to have no shortage of action. Anyone who would like to answer the questionnaire, please send us a PM, and we will get back to you as quickly as possible. While I cannot and will not guarantee everyone who applies will get a 'position,' I think this survey can be a lot of fun to fill out, and the questions that follow this first round do get increasingly... interesting. =D )