Topic: IF!!!!!!!!! (OOC)

Jake Duncan

Date: 2007-10-25 07:27 EST
Okay...I need a laugh...Soooo I am breaking out...IF If is just a few ridiculous questions I am throwing out for everyone to respond to. There are no rules only a few suggestions....I will be keeping the questions...um shall we say very Newlywed Game style...you know whoopie and such...please keep in mind risque can = funny...Raunchy = :(. If you enjoy this and think of some questions..please post away. Now awaaaaaaaaaaaay we go.

1.)If you were hosting a dinner party, and could invite any five people living or dead from any point in history who would you invite?

2.)If you could only be kissed on one spot of your body for the rest of your life, what spot would it be? (Lips and cheek are out as answers)

3.) If you had the power to make your partners boy/girl parts smell like anything it the world, what would they smell like?

I will just go ahead and throw my answers in here as well (save me time in opening another post..god knows I am lazy)

1.) I have two answers the first one was just the first thing I thought of
Larry Flint (of Hustler fame) Tipper Gore (Of Music censorship fame) Marilynn Manson (Of overall oddness fame) Jeanna Jameson (Of adult cinema fame) and the Rev. Jerry Falwell (Of TV Evangelism fame) Pop the cork on a good bottle of wine and let the hilarity ensue!

My serious answer though would be...Louis Lamour, Ernest Hemmingway, Ben Franklin, James Jones (Not to be confused with Jim Jones of Killer Koolaide fame, but James Jones of From Here to Eternity fame.)...and Rasputin.....(That one confuses me)

2.) The side of my neck just below the ear lobe

3.) Fresh vanilla beans

Anyway I hope some will respond and have fun with this

Kairee

Date: 2007-10-25 11:15 EST
1.)If you were hosting a dinner party, and could invite any five people living or dead from any point in history who would you invite?

Alexander the Great, Alexander Hamilton, Ben Franklin, Talleyrand, .......hmmm.. who for the 5th? There is a rotating list in my mind, everyone from Oscar Wilde to Henry II of England...Albert Einstein to Alexandre Dumas pere.. and so on....Elenore of Acquitaine......don't know who I would choose for the 5th.

2.)If you could only be kissed on one spot of your body for the rest of your life, what spot would it be? (Lips and cheek are out as answers)

the side of my neck.......

3.) If you had the power to make your partners boy/girl parts smell like anything it the world, what would they smell like?

I never thought about this and won't answer it now. :P

Lady Magnola

Date: 2007-10-25 11:16 EST
1.)If you were hosting a dinner party, and could invite any five people living or dead from any point in history who would you invite?

Hmm. The first person to inspire my artwork for one. I don't know her name and I was like 12 when we met. Definitely her though if not just to thank her. A friend of mine that kinda poofed from existence in my life after he taught me how to CG. David Arkenstone because the man is a celtic genius! A friend from FFXI that..to be truthful has been a godsend in my life for almost 3 years. I know it sounds corney but he's helped me through ALOT of life's hard turns. And just to pick someone dead..the guy that created peanuts (charlie brown). Yeah I am a artsy person I can't help it lol

2.)If you could only be kissed on one spot of your body for the rest of your life, what spot would it be? (Lips and cheek are out as answers)

The collarbone. Only because it's a 'sweet spot' ~grins~

3.) If you had the power to make your partners boy/girl parts smell like anything it the world, what would they smell like?

Ooo. hmm. So many choices. ~Takes time to think~ Oo I know. warm chocolate. You know that yummy smell when chocolate has first been melted into a gooey mess? Like one of those chocolate fountain deals. Oh hells yeah. You'd never see me again ;)

JewellRavenlock

Date: 2007-10-26 06:20 EST
1.)If you were hosting a dinner party, and could invite any five people living or dead from any point in history who would you invite?

This is my favorite. I'd want: Napoleon, Joseph Stalin, Jane Austen, Sylvia Plath, and Shakespeare. I had two lists but I kind of combined them into this. It'd be a weird party.

2.)If you could only be kissed on one spot of your body for the rest of your life, what spot would it be? (Lips and cheek are out as answers)

Forehead. There's just something sweet and reassuring about that.

3.) If you had the power to make your partners boy/girl parts smell like anything it the world, what would they smell like?

I said chocolate but...that would just be weird. And, I don't always like chocolate.

Lucius DeAuster

Date: 2007-10-26 12:33 EST
1.)If you were hosting a dinner party, and could invite any five people living or dead from any point in history who would you invite?

Lessee...Robert E. Lee, to hear his take on the battles of the War of Northern Aggression...oh, er...The Civil War...

Ronald Reagan, to discuss the great decisions of his presidency

George Lucas...to ask the one burning question of movie history...WHY JAR JAR BINKS!!!!

Earl K. Long...no party would be complete without him.

And last..my grandmother, Alice Moore...so I could hug her one more time.

2.)If you could only be kissed on one spot of your body for the rest of your life, what spot would it be? (Lips and cheek are out as answers)

My ear.

3.) If you had the power to make your partners boy/girl parts smell like anything it the world, what would they smell like?

Hmmm hard one...(no pun intended)...Cheesecake. Yeah, that's the ticket. To paraphrase the Joker...If you gotta go (down)...GO WITH A SMILE!

NorseLady

Date: 2007-10-26 18:47 EST
1.)If you were hosting a dinner party, and could invite any five people living or dead from any point in history who would you invite?

Jesus, Aristotle, Abraham Lincoln, Maria Curie, Samuel (Mark Twain) Clemens.



2.)If you could only be kissed on one spot of your body for the rest of your life, what spot would it be? (Lips and cheek are out as answers)

Forehead.


3.) If you had the power to make your partners boy/girl parts smell like anything it the world, what would they smell like?

Home-made cinnamon rolls.

This is one of the most bizarre questions I've ever answered, and I'm thinking "parts" means the whole body. Heh :P

Jake Duncan

Date: 2007-10-31 15:12 EST
Okay some new questions.

If you could hug anyone right now who would it be, and why?

If you could have anything delivered to your bedside after a session of whoopie, what would it be, and who would deliver it?

Okay the last one is a long one so read carefully.

If you and your partner decided to grant each other one night of infidelity with a celebrity (you each get to pick the celebrity for each other) A.) who would you want your partner to select for you, and who would they want you to select for them....and B.) who would you really pick for them, and they for you?



Okay my answers....

My grandmother....I haven't seen her in almost four years, and that is super hard because of how close we have always been.

A shot of whiskey from Salma Hayek..ala From Dusk till Dawn

Okay now my wife knows I would be praying for Salma, but I just know I would end up with Mamma Fratelli from the Goonies...My wife would have hopes for Brad Pitt....but she would be in for a rude awakening when she got Woody Allen.

Erinalle Dunbridge

Date: 2007-10-31 16:55 EST
1.)If you were hosting a dinner party, and could invite any five people living or dead from any point in history who would you invite?

Alice Paul
Victoria Woodhull
Woody Allen
Che Guevara
Leon Trotsky

2.)If you could only be kissed on one spot of your body for the rest of your life, what spot would it be? (Lips and cheek are out as answers)

Right behind the ear on the neck

3.) If you had the power to make your partners boy/girl parts smell like anything it the world, what would they smell like?

I love the smell of frying garlic

If you could hug anyone right now who would it be, and why?

I'd like to hug my friend Melissa. I only see her once or twice a year, and she's my soul partner, understands everything and right now I could really use some time to talk and cuddle with her.

If you could have anything delivered to your bedside after a session of whoopie, what would it be, and who would deliver it?

A cigarette and a bottle of Jack that just appeared there on the bedstand! I dont' like to be distracted when working on the whoopie.


If you and your partner decided to grant each other one night of infidelity with a celebrity (you each get to pick the celebrity for each other) A.) who would you want your partner to select for you, and who would they want you to select for them....and B.) who would you really pick for them, and they for you?

Oooo... Well, I would want Kathleen Hanna and i would probably get like Tom Morello (so that my SO could say he's slept with someone who's slept with Tom Morello. Something like that). And he would want Darcey from the Smashing Pumpkins and I would give him Courtney Love. Cause then he's slept with someone who's been with Kurt Cobain, and is also totally nuts.

Azjah

Date: 2007-11-04 11:38 EST
1.)If you were hosting a dinner party, and could invite any five people living or dead from any point in history who would you invite?

So many people I would love to have the opportunity to talk to... but, first on the list, 1) Henry II, father of our modern legal system. 2) Madame Curie, 3) King Solomon, 4) Omar Sharif, 5) Marco Polo

2.)If you could only be kissed on one spot of your body for the rest of your life, what spot would it be? (Lips and cheek are out as answers)

inside of my wrist

3.) If you had the power to make your partners boy/girl parts smell like anything it the world, what would they smell like?

newly mown alfalfa hay field.