( "Contains content that may be offensive to anyone with a brain, conscience, or feelings." - Claire )
Michi and the LGBT Support Group.
Michi, after being confronted about her usage of `POOF`, had been told to seek tolerance help at the nearby LGBTQ center. Needless to say, Michi wasn't happy about this. Half of the meeting had been spent eating doughnuts, balancing on two legs of her chair, and trying hard not to laugh when she heard a guy bring up anal sex.
All eyes turned to her though when the subject of hate speech came up.
"Michi, your friend told me you like to say the word `poof`.. I'm not trying to put you on the defensive or anything, I just want you to know what that word means and why it isn't right to use." The man with the faux-hawk said.
"Poof is poof. It's not like I'm calling people *** or anything. Plus, you're guys -- don't be such a poof about it. Men where I'm from don't get all pissy about these things." Michi replied with an annoyed sigh.
Faux-hawk man did not seem pleased with this. The shorter guy to his right began to speak. "The word is offensive."
Michi didn't give him time to continue. "So the fuck what? I call people stupid and retard all the time, but you don't see retards complaining."
The room went quiet.
"Michi, it's very hard to talk to you right now. You need to know that feelings are being hurt because of the words you use." A blonde woman, who looked like someone Michi's mom would call a `cardio bunny` said.
"Yeah? Well my freedoms are being hurt by you pansy ass people. Seriously, I'm 1/3 gay. I should be allowed to say whatever the fuck I want." Michi is quick to add after. "I ain't no poof though."
Those in the circle looked confused. "What do you mean by.. 1/3 gay?"
"My mom's bisexual." Michi began. "So that makes me 1/3 gay since my dad is straight."
"That.. isn't how it works." Said the faux-hawk man.
"Wouldn't that make her 1/4th?" said a woman in a whisper to another.
"Uh.. Yeah it is? Gay people are born that way, right? So it's in their TNA."
"You mean DNA."
"What-the-fuck-ever. Look, people are born gay so I'm 1/3 gay, deal with it. It's not like I said ****** or something."
If Michi was a smart person and felt the room -- she'd know it was ice cold right now. All eyes seemed to be darting between Michi and the rather muscular looking black man. He had been sitting silent this whole time with his arms crossed.
After some awkward silence, he began to laugh out loud.
* * * * * *
Dear Diary,
I made a friend today. His name is Hunter. I've met tons of manlets in this city, but this guy is around seven feet tall and black.
I bet I get double the street cred now just for knowing him.
He's gay. Said he's into twink-looking white guys. I asked him why and he was all "because white dudes are bitches". I asked if he wanted to go throw rocks at trains with me, but he gave me a weird look. He must suck at throwing rocks. Anyway, I have no clue what a twink is though and Viki doesn't let me use her computer and my phones internet is slow as **** and I'm not waiting 5 minutes for a page to load, so I'm going to text Addie later.
Addie can suck it though, but we're still friends. It's okay for friends to disagree and all that crap.
xoxoxox
Princess Michi
Michi and the LGBT Support Group.
Michi, after being confronted about her usage of `POOF`, had been told to seek tolerance help at the nearby LGBTQ center. Needless to say, Michi wasn't happy about this. Half of the meeting had been spent eating doughnuts, balancing on two legs of her chair, and trying hard not to laugh when she heard a guy bring up anal sex.
All eyes turned to her though when the subject of hate speech came up.
"Michi, your friend told me you like to say the word `poof`.. I'm not trying to put you on the defensive or anything, I just want you to know what that word means and why it isn't right to use." The man with the faux-hawk said.
"Poof is poof. It's not like I'm calling people *** or anything. Plus, you're guys -- don't be such a poof about it. Men where I'm from don't get all pissy about these things." Michi replied with an annoyed sigh.
Faux-hawk man did not seem pleased with this. The shorter guy to his right began to speak. "The word is offensive."
Michi didn't give him time to continue. "So the fuck what? I call people stupid and retard all the time, but you don't see retards complaining."
The room went quiet.
"Michi, it's very hard to talk to you right now. You need to know that feelings are being hurt because of the words you use." A blonde woman, who looked like someone Michi's mom would call a `cardio bunny` said.
"Yeah? Well my freedoms are being hurt by you pansy ass people. Seriously, I'm 1/3 gay. I should be allowed to say whatever the fuck I want." Michi is quick to add after. "I ain't no poof though."
Those in the circle looked confused. "What do you mean by.. 1/3 gay?"
"My mom's bisexual." Michi began. "So that makes me 1/3 gay since my dad is straight."
"That.. isn't how it works." Said the faux-hawk man.
"Wouldn't that make her 1/4th?" said a woman in a whisper to another.
"Uh.. Yeah it is? Gay people are born that way, right? So it's in their TNA."
"You mean DNA."
"What-the-fuck-ever. Look, people are born gay so I'm 1/3 gay, deal with it. It's not like I said ****** or something."
If Michi was a smart person and felt the room -- she'd know it was ice cold right now. All eyes seemed to be darting between Michi and the rather muscular looking black man. He had been sitting silent this whole time with his arms crossed.
After some awkward silence, he began to laugh out loud.
* * * * * *
Dear Diary,
I made a friend today. His name is Hunter. I've met tons of manlets in this city, but this guy is around seven feet tall and black.
I bet I get double the street cred now just for knowing him.
He's gay. Said he's into twink-looking white guys. I asked him why and he was all "because white dudes are bitches". I asked if he wanted to go throw rocks at trains with me, but he gave me a weird look. He must suck at throwing rocks. Anyway, I have no clue what a twink is though and Viki doesn't let me use her computer and my phones internet is slow as **** and I'm not waiting 5 minutes for a page to load, so I'm going to text Addie later.
Addie can suck it though, but we're still friends. It's okay for friends to disagree and all that crap.
xoxoxox
Princess Michi