Accosting A Guard
Danny made Alystelle?s bar a regular hangout, appearing at the same time each night no matter what else he had done during the day or evening. During one particular night he noticed an armed man approaching from the back, who was clumsily hiding a bag. Danny took up a better position on the rooftop and noted he didn?t seem to be very good at concealing his weapon either. So, yet another robber... at least this one had the decency to dress up in uniform and try the back way.
Danny lept from the rooftop and landed behind the man, grabbing his arm and forcing him hard into the back door. He gave no thought that anyone would hear it... who would be near the back right now anyway? ?You better tell your buddies this place is off limits,? Danny growled as he twisted the man?s arm more, threatening to break it. ?Get the word out. This bar is under protection.?
Alystelle had locked the front door, turned off the neon signs in the front windows, and did a double then triple check of the place before she finally made her way through the kitchen towards the back.
The same guard showed up at the same time every night to pick up the deposit she had ready from the night?s earnings. Hearing a thump as she was about to open the door, she placed the bank bag down upon the countertop closest to the exit and pushed it open. Several moments and a few confused blinks later, Alys began to laugh.
?Oh my Lord! What are you doin? to poor Robert? Let go of him right this instant, Stephen!? She stepped over the threshold and patted the poor, affronted man?s shoulder before turning towards MM. ?Okay, I appreciate ya patrollin? my place and all, but ya can?t just be beatin? up on any ol? person that you see ?round here. This is the guard that picks up the money every night.?
Alys gave MM a little smack to his shoulder before sighing in mock exasperation. ?Use your mouth more than your fists, alright?? Pointing between the two she made the introductions.
?Robert...meet Jackson....Jackson this is Robert and don?t let me catch you beatin? him up again.?
Robert just look confused. Frazzled and confused but confused more so. Hadn?t she called the man, whom he now noticed was masked (how is that for irony), Stephen? And now he was Jackson. The man had never known Miss Alystelle to be crazy but if she was hanging around with people that went about accosting others while wearing a mask...maybe the young woman was a little off her rocker.
All the more reason for Robert to tread lightly and just nod agreeably. ?No hard feelings and well met.? In his mind, he just stabbed MM fifty times in the eye socket.
?Oh!? Danny exclaimed as he released the arm before giving a nervous laugh. He hunched at Alystelle?s smack and then just gave his best apologetic grin. ?Sorry, Alys. Sorry, Robert. Just, um, making sure you?re doing your job well. You should really be more aware of people sneaking up on you.? He pointed a finger at Robert, chastising the man. ?But it was nice to meet you too!?
Danny then rocked on his feet and heels, clapping his hands together in an exaggerated motion. ?So!? he suddenly shouted. ?I believe my work is done here! I?ll, um, see you tomorrow, Alys. And maybe you too, Robert!?
Robert quit his job that very night.
(thanks to Alystelle!)
Danny made Alystelle?s bar a regular hangout, appearing at the same time each night no matter what else he had done during the day or evening. During one particular night he noticed an armed man approaching from the back, who was clumsily hiding a bag. Danny took up a better position on the rooftop and noted he didn?t seem to be very good at concealing his weapon either. So, yet another robber... at least this one had the decency to dress up in uniform and try the back way.
Danny lept from the rooftop and landed behind the man, grabbing his arm and forcing him hard into the back door. He gave no thought that anyone would hear it... who would be near the back right now anyway? ?You better tell your buddies this place is off limits,? Danny growled as he twisted the man?s arm more, threatening to break it. ?Get the word out. This bar is under protection.?
Alystelle had locked the front door, turned off the neon signs in the front windows, and did a double then triple check of the place before she finally made her way through the kitchen towards the back.
The same guard showed up at the same time every night to pick up the deposit she had ready from the night?s earnings. Hearing a thump as she was about to open the door, she placed the bank bag down upon the countertop closest to the exit and pushed it open. Several moments and a few confused blinks later, Alys began to laugh.
?Oh my Lord! What are you doin? to poor Robert? Let go of him right this instant, Stephen!? She stepped over the threshold and patted the poor, affronted man?s shoulder before turning towards MM. ?Okay, I appreciate ya patrollin? my place and all, but ya can?t just be beatin? up on any ol? person that you see ?round here. This is the guard that picks up the money every night.?
Alys gave MM a little smack to his shoulder before sighing in mock exasperation. ?Use your mouth more than your fists, alright?? Pointing between the two she made the introductions.
?Robert...meet Jackson....Jackson this is Robert and don?t let me catch you beatin? him up again.?
Robert just look confused. Frazzled and confused but confused more so. Hadn?t she called the man, whom he now noticed was masked (how is that for irony), Stephen? And now he was Jackson. The man had never known Miss Alystelle to be crazy but if she was hanging around with people that went about accosting others while wearing a mask...maybe the young woman was a little off her rocker.
All the more reason for Robert to tread lightly and just nod agreeably. ?No hard feelings and well met.? In his mind, he just stabbed MM fifty times in the eye socket.
?Oh!? Danny exclaimed as he released the arm before giving a nervous laugh. He hunched at Alystelle?s smack and then just gave his best apologetic grin. ?Sorry, Alys. Sorry, Robert. Just, um, making sure you?re doing your job well. You should really be more aware of people sneaking up on you.? He pointed a finger at Robert, chastising the man. ?But it was nice to meet you too!?
Danny then rocked on his feet and heels, clapping his hands together in an exaggerated motion. ?So!? he suddenly shouted. ?I believe my work is done here! I?ll, um, see you tomorrow, Alys. And maybe you too, Robert!?
Robert quit his job that very night.
(thanks to Alystelle!)