Dear Fio,
I am writing you this night of nights because much unpleasantness happened at the Isle! It started with this old cranky woman who I believe may be touched in the head since she speaks strange started calling me a communist! I told her I wasn't but she wouldn't stop. This is very, very odd. Even more so since she seemed so old, so perhaps she must be growing senile?
Besty Siofra stood up for me and told them they were all being bullies after this guy named Noctis, who I believe is trying to knock up Claire, even though she already has two children with me, used his projectile weapon, aka a gun, to strike me over the head. I do not know why he did such a thing, all I was doing was telling people they should duel.. I think. I'm not so sure because things are sort of blurry around the memories from when I was hit.
Anyway! The old lady stormed off the Isle saying things in her old lady speak, but I was too busy dueling to really care! I think she was mad because she was told "Duel or shut up" and then the lady got mad and made a threat, so Sarah, who is pregnant, told her that she couldn't fight people outside the rings. It was obvious she was having a fit because Jacen has much more upper body strength, seeing as when he takes off his shirt he looks like a male model.
Then Sarah's baby started to cry so I asked everyone to calm down but they wouldn't calm down and then there was other stuff that happened but I was too busy trying to get child support from this guy named Battin.
All and all I give the night a 8.5 out of 10, simply because the old lady made me laugh. It was a hot mess!
I know Jacen may be a little bit of a meanie head and he obviously has a foot fetish, but he was nice to me so I want to make it up to him so can I borrow some glitter? I'll return it when I'm done.
Oh! I traded a wooden nickel to a homeless man for his tie, it's attached to this letter. See that the tie be delivered to Steve because that is who I traded the wooden nickel in exchange for the tie for. For Steve.
Why are old ladies so mean? I've met a bunch of nice young ladies who enjoy playing with me, but it's always the grouchy ones who get mad!
I'm leaving this letter in front of the door and if it is moved somewhere else other than the front door before you read it then it has been tampered with.. Unless Steve touched it, then I guess it's okay. But I hope he washed his hands before he touched it.
OH! Can I have some money? I was told I can hire a woman for money and she will stay by mine side for an hour if I pay her seven silver. I was thinking I could pay her a few gold and she can play with me throughout the night so I'm not lonely. Maybe chess and I can read her some books.
Also don't read past this line, okay? This is for Steve.
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Hi Steve!
I drew a picture of you but I got bored so I made you into a cat.
http://imageshack.us/a/img33/3439/16680644.png
I am writing you this night of nights because much unpleasantness happened at the Isle! It started with this old cranky woman who I believe may be touched in the head since she speaks strange started calling me a communist! I told her I wasn't but she wouldn't stop. This is very, very odd. Even more so since she seemed so old, so perhaps she must be growing senile?
Besty Siofra stood up for me and told them they were all being bullies after this guy named Noctis, who I believe is trying to knock up Claire, even though she already has two children with me, used his projectile weapon, aka a gun, to strike me over the head. I do not know why he did such a thing, all I was doing was telling people they should duel.. I think. I'm not so sure because things are sort of blurry around the memories from when I was hit.
Anyway! The old lady stormed off the Isle saying things in her old lady speak, but I was too busy dueling to really care! I think she was mad because she was told "Duel or shut up" and then the lady got mad and made a threat, so Sarah, who is pregnant, told her that she couldn't fight people outside the rings. It was obvious she was having a fit because Jacen has much more upper body strength, seeing as when he takes off his shirt he looks like a male model.
Then Sarah's baby started to cry so I asked everyone to calm down but they wouldn't calm down and then there was other stuff that happened but I was too busy trying to get child support from this guy named Battin.
All and all I give the night a 8.5 out of 10, simply because the old lady made me laugh. It was a hot mess!
I know Jacen may be a little bit of a meanie head and he obviously has a foot fetish, but he was nice to me so I want to make it up to him so can I borrow some glitter? I'll return it when I'm done.
Oh! I traded a wooden nickel to a homeless man for his tie, it's attached to this letter. See that the tie be delivered to Steve because that is who I traded the wooden nickel in exchange for the tie for. For Steve.
Why are old ladies so mean? I've met a bunch of nice young ladies who enjoy playing with me, but it's always the grouchy ones who get mad!
I'm leaving this letter in front of the door and if it is moved somewhere else other than the front door before you read it then it has been tampered with.. Unless Steve touched it, then I guess it's okay. But I hope he washed his hands before he touched it.
OH! Can I have some money? I was told I can hire a woman for money and she will stay by mine side for an hour if I pay her seven silver. I was thinking I could pay her a few gold and she can play with me throughout the night so I'm not lonely. Maybe chess and I can read her some books.
Also don't read past this line, okay? This is for Steve.
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Hi Steve!
I drew a picture of you but I got bored so I made you into a cat.
http://imageshack.us/a/img33/3439/16680644.png