(Thank you to Steve's and Lirssa's players - scene opener adapted from live play.)
Raza made a wide arc from the dining room into the living room. He and the dog skidded to a stop in front of the man sitting on the sofa. Very solemnly, the toddler held a red and blue-striped rubber ball out to the stranger. It was pricked with Dante's gentle teeth-marks and deeper with Raza's. It was wet in spots with spit.
Sharp blue eyes flickered from Fionna to Raza and the dog, those brows of his arching as he considered what was being silently asked of him. Moments later Steve was taking up the ball gingerly and tossing it back down the hallway. It bounced in perfect, measured arches as it went, unusual for a toy of its make. The child and his dog launched after it.
Steve had been uncharacteristically silent and straight-faced since his arrival. It had taken the governor no small amount of effort, when her pitch was made a week ago, to convince the machinist to tag along on the trip with her family, playing the part of bodyguard. Mere hours from their departure, the machinist's blonde brows knit thoughtfully and his eyes flickered from detail to detail before finally falling to rest upon her.
She watched him with her son, her eyes shuttered. "The research concierge at Stars End called me yesterday," she murmured as the ball bounced past her and the boy and dog went scrambling.
"Let me guess," he intoned dryly. "My requisition for a Kevlar-lined jacket wasn't approved." The whole ordeal was taking the machinist far outside of his comfort zone and the fact that his behavior went from his typical surly amusement to something so dry, was telling. Blue eyes abandoned the boy, dog, and ball to lift to her pale face.
"No, I think they can make the clothes out of anything. Your suit is with the rest of our things in my closet." Raza babbled something at Dante in Arabic, and a squeal of laughter followed a sharp, high bark. She glanced after the pair, before resuming. ?They're concerned about the appearance of all of us traveling together and wanted to make sure we had a story consistent with appearances."
"I'm sure ladies like you had security, right?" One blonde brow arched, but something scratching at the back of his mind told him he wouldn't like where this was going.
"In Vieux-Sainte-Genevieve? No." He got a smile, at least. "But they think I look too young to be Lirssa?s and Rekah's maman. And you and I need to be related somehow. Since Raza does not look like you, they suggested that I am perhaps a widow, traveling with my infant son, my two sisters, the fianc? of one of the girls, and - to be respectable? Perhaps my brother? My cousin?"
"I don't look nothin' like none of you." It was hard to tell if he was being disagreeable or just trying to make a good point.
"You look enough like Lirssa for it to be possible."
"Didn't have chaperones there either, huh?" For all of his off-color humor and penchant for the low road, there was something that made him highly uncomfortable about being implied as a relation.
?Not unrelated chaperones, no. You could be Lirssa's tutor, if you prefer."
"Tutor in what?" One blonde brow arched and Steve shifted slowly in his seat. Hawkish blue eyes studied her face as they threw ideas and questions back and forth. "Machinin'? Toolin'? Monster-slayin'?"
Raza came running back around the other hallway, followed by the skittering of Dante's toenails. He went running for Steve again and threw his arms around his leg. Laughing and breathless, it sounded like he said "Save me!" From the dog, apparently, who had a mouth full of ball.
Blinking and sparing another look towards the governor, he finally reached down and caught the boy by the back of his shirt. He was lifted effortlessly out of the dog's reach. The boy squealed and laughed, throwing his arms out like he was flying and kicking his legs. The dog's tail was a scythe, whipping back and forth. Fionna fanned her fingers across her mouth.
"Hey, watch the feet, little fella." A little boy-sized shoe nearly caught the machinist in the neck, prompting a shift of Raza's position. He shot the governor a withering look. After a few moments, her son was returned to his feet and Dante's not-so-tender mercies.
She wisely didn't comment. As Raza ran off again, Dante after him, she pushed away from the wall and ambled toward Steve.
"We can say you work for us, but with you unmarried and me ?widowed,? and Jasper and Rekah engaged... traveling alone without a male relative will look improper, they think. Tell me what we should do."
As much as he wanted to, Steve couldn't argue her logic. And that made the machinist all the crankier. "Look," he groused. "I'm sure you guys can pass me off as a brother or cousin or somethin'. Just doesn't mean I've gotta like it, right?"
"No. She took a breath. "You do not have to like it."
"So, I won't like it, but that don't meant I'm not gonna see this through. Someone's gotta keep you out of whatever crazy this place has to offer."
She reached for his hand as she came around the couch to face him, much as her son had. Despite the boy?s sudden quiet, she seemed unconcerned. ?The girls and Jasper know that you're security." Perhaps that would reassure him. "They'll know that our relationship is a cover, cousin Stefan."
"Sweetheart," he stared up at her without disturbing himself to rise, "I don't rightly care who knows about us. But I understand what sorta complications could arise from the knowledge." Those broad shoulders of his lifted in a shrug. "We'll do what we gotta."
She nodded, squeezing his hand. She took a breath to say something - cut off when she heard Lirssa coming in the door. Raza heard her, too, and he and Dante came barreling down from the back of the hall. Both were wearing things they'd found in Lirssa's hamper during their quiet five minutes. She released his hand, flexing her fingers and turning a smile to the door. "Good! You're home."
She was full of the smells of High Spires; that not only included home-baked bread and fresh cut grass, but a dash of the sour milk smell of spit up and sticky-sweet of small, happy hands working outside. "Gah, I could use a shower." First words muttered in anticipation of the very deed as she trotted inside from the stairwell.
Lirssa's entrance did little to deter Steve?s casual lounge. He was content to remain silent as mother and daughter shared a greeting. The machinist let his hawkish blue gaze flick from one face to the other.
Lirssa braced for impact, arms open wide to grab up her little brother and pull the motley leggings off his head as she lifted him in her arms. "Those are not elephant ears, silly."
She rubbed her nose against his and then set him free and flashed up a smile to Fionna. "Yeah. Sorry about that. The garden weeding took a little bit longer than I thought. I'll just go wash up, yeah?" She pointed to the necessary room down the hall.
"Clean up and catch your breath. We'll eat when Rekah and Jasper get here, and then we need to get ready to go." She moved to give Lir a one-armed hug. "You may want to get your underpants off of the dog, Etoile," she whispered, rolling her lips in to squelch an amused chuckle.
Lirssa smirked and looked over at Dante, and whispered back. "I don't know. They may be some sort of protection." She gave a little chuckle as she did just as suggested, snatching the undergarments from the dog and tucking it under her arm.
Fionna continued in a whisper, nodding toward the couch. "I'll introduce you when you come back. That is Stefan."
Lirssa bobbed her head at him as she started down the hall and it was met with a lift of the man?s bearded chin, his mouth quirked in a surly smile. Nostrils flared in a soundless snort for little Sir Raza's vestments and the barding he'd so meticulously put Dante in. Blue eyes followed the girl?s retreat to wash up for a fraction of a few heartbeats before returning to Fionna. "What's on the menu for tonight?"
"Chicken and dumplings, salad, bread, grapes and cheese." It was an easy meal. Something the children would eat and Nissa's clan would take the leftovers when they came by to take care of the animals. She rubbed her hands together and glanced over her shoulder at him, halfway between the door and where he sat. "I am not much of a cook," the admission came with a wry smile and an apologetic tilt of her head. "I've been learning, but my repertoire's limited."
"Yeah, well, it ain't like I'm some culinary genius either. But then again, I don't think it would shock a damned soul to discover that I'm one of the few guys who can screw up Easy-Mac, so..." His nostrils flared with another snort, but his lack of concern over the meal was genuine. So was his amusement as the conversation diverted into the precise nature of Easy-Mac. The governor was baffled.
When Lirssa returned, Fionna was setting the table, and Raza was already in his highchair. She'd started him on his food to settle him down. Dante had been relegated to his pillow under the piano. They were still waiting on Rekah and Jasper to arrive, but she wasn't concerned yet.
Strawberry-blonde hair was done up in a purple towel. Despite that one informality, Lir had opted to don her traveling clothes: proper layers of garments expected of a young lady at their destination. Fionna took a second look at her daughter, her mouth twitching briefly in surprise. It was one thing to see the things on their hangers, another to see her wearing the dress and stockings. A flash of memory had her holding her breath.
She had to shake it off to make the introductions. "Lirssa, this is Stefan, the one I told you about who would be joining us. Stefan, my daughter, Lirssa."
Lirssa strode over to Stefan and held out a hand in greeting. "Hello, sir."
He grimaced for Fionna's penchant for playfully butchering his name and gave her a pointedly surly look for introducing him that way. "You can call me Steve, kid. Steeeeve." His weathered hand curled around hers for a firm shake. "And nice meetin' you. Anyone who can put up with havin' Her Miss Ladyship here for a mom is a pretty tough cookie in my book."
She snickered and flexed her arms in jest at the comment. "Could switch that all about, too. She's a tough cookie for havin? me around as a kid. Though, I reckon just livin? 'round these parts, ya gotta be a bit tough, leastways someone's gonna try to chew ya. You come from 'round here or elsewhere?" She asked as she wandered into the dining room to help Fionna set the table.
"Yeah, this place can be a real b*tch if you step wrong." The machinist's smile widened a fraction, nearly visceral, before the question drew an indifferent shrug of his shoulders. "Elsewhere, originally. Been here long enough to be used to it, though." For the time being, he seemed content with his perch on the couch.
Lirssa nodded to his answer. The twist of her mouth one way then another was a clear sign she was thinking, processing, and analyzing with each glance. "You looking forward to the trip?"
Fionna laughed outright at the question, but she didn't answer for him. The chicken and dumplings came steaming out in a deep, oblong platter. The bread on the table was a crusty cottage loaf from a local baker, and the butter on the table beside it was butter. A leafy green salad with a French dressing on the side sat next to a plate of green grapes and mellow yellow semi-soft cheese. Raza was finishing his first helping, and she scooped out a bit more onto a plate to cool for him. He ate with both hands, as a toddler did, kicking his feet contentedly against the rails of his chair and oblivious to the cause for Fio's mirth.
"Just doin' it as a favor to your mom," Steve shrugged. "Ain't left Rhy'din since I got here years ago. Never been inclined to set foot anywhere else until now." He finally pushed to his feet and stretched, panning a look between Lir and Fi before folding his arms across the broad expanse of his chest. "But it sounds like somethin' the rest of you will enjoy."
"Yes, well, do me another favor, both of you, and come and eat," she beckoned him over with the spoon she'd used to scoop out Raza's helping. The boy could eat. "I need to tell you what I found out last night, Lirssa. I'd hoped Rekah and Jasper would be here, but we will fill them in."
"Right-o." Lirssa sat down at the table, her mouth twisting again. Fionna's announcement derailed her growing imagining of reasons for such a favor. She finally removed the towel from her head and the long strawberry blond curls plopped down, free and wild about her shoulders.
"The man at the port authority office says he believes we have to be careful about how we present ourselves. He said I look too young to be your maman, or Rekah's and suggested that we tell people you and Rekah are my younger sisters. What do you think?" She started the food around the table.
Steve panned another look between the pair as he dragged out a chair.
The girl giggled and nodded. "Does that mean I can call you Fifi?" She did not even wait for the answer to that one, because she doubted she could ever say it with a straight face. Instead, she got her giggles under control and asked, "So, who are, or were, our parents? Yours?"
Fio checked Raza's noodles with a finger, and spread it out a bit more with her fork to let the air get to it. While he waited, she gave him some grapes. "Yes, but we cannot use my surname. They would know it, in that village. So, you two," she looked between Lir and Steve, "pick one you will both remember. Stefan, are you going to be my brother or cousin?"
"Alter-egos ain't exactly my forte. What're some common French surnames?" A weathered hand rose to scratch along his bearded jaw. "Or do we even wanna try to pass ourselves off as French, seein' as how I don't speak a lick of the tongue?"
"My father was Amerikan. I think it is best to stick with that. His name was George," she added, licking her finger again and scooping some noodles onto Raza's tray with her spoon.
"Which might make sense if he's a cousin. He can be a cousin spent time elsewhere and came to join us on holiday...or whatever it would be."
"Either would work. And since I will be the recent widow of an Egyptian professor who I met in Yorke..."
Lirssa paused her eating and shared a small, understanding smile with Fionna.
"Whatever we come up with, I'll remember." The machinist shrugged. "So I ain't got a preference. Feasibly, it seems more likely your brother would be travelin' with you than your cousin."
"Well," Lirssa started and then just came out with it. "Only problem with that is, iffin you?re her brother, and I'm supposed to be her sister, then I'm your sister, too, and, mister, I don't know ya that well. I mean...do you like chess or checkers? Coffee or tea? Do you snore? I mean, I guess we could say I was in boarding school or the like and so, I don't know if my brother likes coffee or tea since last I saw him I was in pigtails." She looked from one to the other for advice on how to handle it.
?There?s enough of an age difference that he might have been the one off at school while you were in pigtails,? Fionna countered. ?And we have enough time that you could just quiz him now. I?m sure that would be immensely entertaining for all of us.? She hid a smile as she filled her plate.
Raza made a wide arc from the dining room into the living room. He and the dog skidded to a stop in front of the man sitting on the sofa. Very solemnly, the toddler held a red and blue-striped rubber ball out to the stranger. It was pricked with Dante's gentle teeth-marks and deeper with Raza's. It was wet in spots with spit.
Sharp blue eyes flickered from Fionna to Raza and the dog, those brows of his arching as he considered what was being silently asked of him. Moments later Steve was taking up the ball gingerly and tossing it back down the hallway. It bounced in perfect, measured arches as it went, unusual for a toy of its make. The child and his dog launched after it.
Steve had been uncharacteristically silent and straight-faced since his arrival. It had taken the governor no small amount of effort, when her pitch was made a week ago, to convince the machinist to tag along on the trip with her family, playing the part of bodyguard. Mere hours from their departure, the machinist's blonde brows knit thoughtfully and his eyes flickered from detail to detail before finally falling to rest upon her.
She watched him with her son, her eyes shuttered. "The research concierge at Stars End called me yesterday," she murmured as the ball bounced past her and the boy and dog went scrambling.
"Let me guess," he intoned dryly. "My requisition for a Kevlar-lined jacket wasn't approved." The whole ordeal was taking the machinist far outside of his comfort zone and the fact that his behavior went from his typical surly amusement to something so dry, was telling. Blue eyes abandoned the boy, dog, and ball to lift to her pale face.
"No, I think they can make the clothes out of anything. Your suit is with the rest of our things in my closet." Raza babbled something at Dante in Arabic, and a squeal of laughter followed a sharp, high bark. She glanced after the pair, before resuming. ?They're concerned about the appearance of all of us traveling together and wanted to make sure we had a story consistent with appearances."
"I'm sure ladies like you had security, right?" One blonde brow arched, but something scratching at the back of his mind told him he wouldn't like where this was going.
"In Vieux-Sainte-Genevieve? No." He got a smile, at least. "But they think I look too young to be Lirssa?s and Rekah's maman. And you and I need to be related somehow. Since Raza does not look like you, they suggested that I am perhaps a widow, traveling with my infant son, my two sisters, the fianc? of one of the girls, and - to be respectable? Perhaps my brother? My cousin?"
"I don't look nothin' like none of you." It was hard to tell if he was being disagreeable or just trying to make a good point.
"You look enough like Lirssa for it to be possible."
"Didn't have chaperones there either, huh?" For all of his off-color humor and penchant for the low road, there was something that made him highly uncomfortable about being implied as a relation.
?Not unrelated chaperones, no. You could be Lirssa's tutor, if you prefer."
"Tutor in what?" One blonde brow arched and Steve shifted slowly in his seat. Hawkish blue eyes studied her face as they threw ideas and questions back and forth. "Machinin'? Toolin'? Monster-slayin'?"
Raza came running back around the other hallway, followed by the skittering of Dante's toenails. He went running for Steve again and threw his arms around his leg. Laughing and breathless, it sounded like he said "Save me!" From the dog, apparently, who had a mouth full of ball.
Blinking and sparing another look towards the governor, he finally reached down and caught the boy by the back of his shirt. He was lifted effortlessly out of the dog's reach. The boy squealed and laughed, throwing his arms out like he was flying and kicking his legs. The dog's tail was a scythe, whipping back and forth. Fionna fanned her fingers across her mouth.
"Hey, watch the feet, little fella." A little boy-sized shoe nearly caught the machinist in the neck, prompting a shift of Raza's position. He shot the governor a withering look. After a few moments, her son was returned to his feet and Dante's not-so-tender mercies.
She wisely didn't comment. As Raza ran off again, Dante after him, she pushed away from the wall and ambled toward Steve.
"We can say you work for us, but with you unmarried and me ?widowed,? and Jasper and Rekah engaged... traveling alone without a male relative will look improper, they think. Tell me what we should do."
As much as he wanted to, Steve couldn't argue her logic. And that made the machinist all the crankier. "Look," he groused. "I'm sure you guys can pass me off as a brother or cousin or somethin'. Just doesn't mean I've gotta like it, right?"
"No. She took a breath. "You do not have to like it."
"So, I won't like it, but that don't meant I'm not gonna see this through. Someone's gotta keep you out of whatever crazy this place has to offer."
She reached for his hand as she came around the couch to face him, much as her son had. Despite the boy?s sudden quiet, she seemed unconcerned. ?The girls and Jasper know that you're security." Perhaps that would reassure him. "They'll know that our relationship is a cover, cousin Stefan."
"Sweetheart," he stared up at her without disturbing himself to rise, "I don't rightly care who knows about us. But I understand what sorta complications could arise from the knowledge." Those broad shoulders of his lifted in a shrug. "We'll do what we gotta."
She nodded, squeezing his hand. She took a breath to say something - cut off when she heard Lirssa coming in the door. Raza heard her, too, and he and Dante came barreling down from the back of the hall. Both were wearing things they'd found in Lirssa's hamper during their quiet five minutes. She released his hand, flexing her fingers and turning a smile to the door. "Good! You're home."
She was full of the smells of High Spires; that not only included home-baked bread and fresh cut grass, but a dash of the sour milk smell of spit up and sticky-sweet of small, happy hands working outside. "Gah, I could use a shower." First words muttered in anticipation of the very deed as she trotted inside from the stairwell.
Lirssa's entrance did little to deter Steve?s casual lounge. He was content to remain silent as mother and daughter shared a greeting. The machinist let his hawkish blue gaze flick from one face to the other.
Lirssa braced for impact, arms open wide to grab up her little brother and pull the motley leggings off his head as she lifted him in her arms. "Those are not elephant ears, silly."
She rubbed her nose against his and then set him free and flashed up a smile to Fionna. "Yeah. Sorry about that. The garden weeding took a little bit longer than I thought. I'll just go wash up, yeah?" She pointed to the necessary room down the hall.
"Clean up and catch your breath. We'll eat when Rekah and Jasper get here, and then we need to get ready to go." She moved to give Lir a one-armed hug. "You may want to get your underpants off of the dog, Etoile," she whispered, rolling her lips in to squelch an amused chuckle.
Lirssa smirked and looked over at Dante, and whispered back. "I don't know. They may be some sort of protection." She gave a little chuckle as she did just as suggested, snatching the undergarments from the dog and tucking it under her arm.
Fionna continued in a whisper, nodding toward the couch. "I'll introduce you when you come back. That is Stefan."
Lirssa bobbed her head at him as she started down the hall and it was met with a lift of the man?s bearded chin, his mouth quirked in a surly smile. Nostrils flared in a soundless snort for little Sir Raza's vestments and the barding he'd so meticulously put Dante in. Blue eyes followed the girl?s retreat to wash up for a fraction of a few heartbeats before returning to Fionna. "What's on the menu for tonight?"
"Chicken and dumplings, salad, bread, grapes and cheese." It was an easy meal. Something the children would eat and Nissa's clan would take the leftovers when they came by to take care of the animals. She rubbed her hands together and glanced over her shoulder at him, halfway between the door and where he sat. "I am not much of a cook," the admission came with a wry smile and an apologetic tilt of her head. "I've been learning, but my repertoire's limited."
"Yeah, well, it ain't like I'm some culinary genius either. But then again, I don't think it would shock a damned soul to discover that I'm one of the few guys who can screw up Easy-Mac, so..." His nostrils flared with another snort, but his lack of concern over the meal was genuine. So was his amusement as the conversation diverted into the precise nature of Easy-Mac. The governor was baffled.
When Lirssa returned, Fionna was setting the table, and Raza was already in his highchair. She'd started him on his food to settle him down. Dante had been relegated to his pillow under the piano. They were still waiting on Rekah and Jasper to arrive, but she wasn't concerned yet.
Strawberry-blonde hair was done up in a purple towel. Despite that one informality, Lir had opted to don her traveling clothes: proper layers of garments expected of a young lady at their destination. Fionna took a second look at her daughter, her mouth twitching briefly in surprise. It was one thing to see the things on their hangers, another to see her wearing the dress and stockings. A flash of memory had her holding her breath.
She had to shake it off to make the introductions. "Lirssa, this is Stefan, the one I told you about who would be joining us. Stefan, my daughter, Lirssa."
Lirssa strode over to Stefan and held out a hand in greeting. "Hello, sir."
He grimaced for Fionna's penchant for playfully butchering his name and gave her a pointedly surly look for introducing him that way. "You can call me Steve, kid. Steeeeve." His weathered hand curled around hers for a firm shake. "And nice meetin' you. Anyone who can put up with havin' Her Miss Ladyship here for a mom is a pretty tough cookie in my book."
She snickered and flexed her arms in jest at the comment. "Could switch that all about, too. She's a tough cookie for havin? me around as a kid. Though, I reckon just livin? 'round these parts, ya gotta be a bit tough, leastways someone's gonna try to chew ya. You come from 'round here or elsewhere?" She asked as she wandered into the dining room to help Fionna set the table.
"Yeah, this place can be a real b*tch if you step wrong." The machinist's smile widened a fraction, nearly visceral, before the question drew an indifferent shrug of his shoulders. "Elsewhere, originally. Been here long enough to be used to it, though." For the time being, he seemed content with his perch on the couch.
Lirssa nodded to his answer. The twist of her mouth one way then another was a clear sign she was thinking, processing, and analyzing with each glance. "You looking forward to the trip?"
Fionna laughed outright at the question, but she didn't answer for him. The chicken and dumplings came steaming out in a deep, oblong platter. The bread on the table was a crusty cottage loaf from a local baker, and the butter on the table beside it was butter. A leafy green salad with a French dressing on the side sat next to a plate of green grapes and mellow yellow semi-soft cheese. Raza was finishing his first helping, and she scooped out a bit more onto a plate to cool for him. He ate with both hands, as a toddler did, kicking his feet contentedly against the rails of his chair and oblivious to the cause for Fio's mirth.
"Just doin' it as a favor to your mom," Steve shrugged. "Ain't left Rhy'din since I got here years ago. Never been inclined to set foot anywhere else until now." He finally pushed to his feet and stretched, panning a look between Lir and Fi before folding his arms across the broad expanse of his chest. "But it sounds like somethin' the rest of you will enjoy."
"Yes, well, do me another favor, both of you, and come and eat," she beckoned him over with the spoon she'd used to scoop out Raza's helping. The boy could eat. "I need to tell you what I found out last night, Lirssa. I'd hoped Rekah and Jasper would be here, but we will fill them in."
"Right-o." Lirssa sat down at the table, her mouth twisting again. Fionna's announcement derailed her growing imagining of reasons for such a favor. She finally removed the towel from her head and the long strawberry blond curls plopped down, free and wild about her shoulders.
"The man at the port authority office says he believes we have to be careful about how we present ourselves. He said I look too young to be your maman, or Rekah's and suggested that we tell people you and Rekah are my younger sisters. What do you think?" She started the food around the table.
Steve panned another look between the pair as he dragged out a chair.
The girl giggled and nodded. "Does that mean I can call you Fifi?" She did not even wait for the answer to that one, because she doubted she could ever say it with a straight face. Instead, she got her giggles under control and asked, "So, who are, or were, our parents? Yours?"
Fio checked Raza's noodles with a finger, and spread it out a bit more with her fork to let the air get to it. While he waited, she gave him some grapes. "Yes, but we cannot use my surname. They would know it, in that village. So, you two," she looked between Lir and Steve, "pick one you will both remember. Stefan, are you going to be my brother or cousin?"
"Alter-egos ain't exactly my forte. What're some common French surnames?" A weathered hand rose to scratch along his bearded jaw. "Or do we even wanna try to pass ourselves off as French, seein' as how I don't speak a lick of the tongue?"
"My father was Amerikan. I think it is best to stick with that. His name was George," she added, licking her finger again and scooping some noodles onto Raza's tray with her spoon.
"Which might make sense if he's a cousin. He can be a cousin spent time elsewhere and came to join us on holiday...or whatever it would be."
"Either would work. And since I will be the recent widow of an Egyptian professor who I met in Yorke..."
Lirssa paused her eating and shared a small, understanding smile with Fionna.
"Whatever we come up with, I'll remember." The machinist shrugged. "So I ain't got a preference. Feasibly, it seems more likely your brother would be travelin' with you than your cousin."
"Well," Lirssa started and then just came out with it. "Only problem with that is, iffin you?re her brother, and I'm supposed to be her sister, then I'm your sister, too, and, mister, I don't know ya that well. I mean...do you like chess or checkers? Coffee or tea? Do you snore? I mean, I guess we could say I was in boarding school or the like and so, I don't know if my brother likes coffee or tea since last I saw him I was in pigtails." She looked from one to the other for advice on how to handle it.
?There?s enough of an age difference that he might have been the one off at school while you were in pigtails,? Fionna countered. ?And we have enough time that you could just quiz him now. I?m sure that would be immensely entertaining for all of us.? She hid a smile as she filled her plate.