?You want another??
My head was down on the bar already. How could this guy think I could possibly need another? There must be some pretty serious drinkers in Baltimore if this guy thought I needed more.
Looks like I was going to like this place.
?Hey kid! You want another?? I could picture the bartender's round, greasy face even though I wasn't able to lift my head.
?I'm good boss.? I said, speaking down into the counter. No need for another puke fest just yet. It was only 9 a.m..
The first job I found on this latest jaunt to the east coast was working security on the graveyard shift at one of the few privately owned ports still in the area. It seemed fitting at the time, or so I'd thought. Even at 21 I thought I was following in my father's footsteps. It wouldn't be too much longer before I was offered the family ?business? and discovered otherwise.
It was my post work ritual. Walk down the street to this hole in the wall and start my daily routine. Chivas Regal chased with Dos Equis. Eventually everything would feel normal again.
?Well if ya ain't gonna have another then tell your story walking, kid.?
I took in a deep breath. ?Sure, s'no problem boss. Jus' gimme a second here.? I posted up on the bar with my palms, tensed my arms and shoulders, and gave a mighty push. I managed to get up off my stool and onto my feet. The floor had become tumultuous while I was sitting on that stool drinking. I still don't know how I managed to take a cigarette out and light it. Another wave almost knocked me off my feet but I caught myself on the door and stepped out.
The sidewalk was no different from the floor inside the bar. The sweet rush of smoke filling my lungs did nothing to settle the gathering tempest beneath my feet. In fact, it only made it worse. Cars were rushing by on the 2, laying on theirs horn whenever my feet swayed into the street and almost in their path.
I saw the bus I usually took to the flea infested, roach motel I was currently calling home finish loading its passenger. The driver was getting ready to leave without me. No problem, I thought, I'll just step in front of him and get him to stop. I went to take a step but the asphalt rolled and knocked the cigarette from my hand. I bent to pick it up and heard the hiss of the air-brake being released too late to react. A hand grabbed my trench coat and tugged so hard I nearly fell over. I stumbled but was pulled out of the bus' path and onto the sidewalk again.
When the world stopped spinning I saw that my hero was wearing orthopedic shoes and brown pants with a fine, pressed crease up each pant leg. My gaze lifted and I saw suspenders, a white work shirt, and a weathered face. The old man had a twinkle in each one of his blue eyes, a bad, graying combover, and kindly smile that seemed to never leave his face.
I swore he looked familiar.
?You should look before you go out into street son.? He said without sounding like he was actually scolding me. He helped me stand and dusted me off.
I looked back into the street defeated. ?He ran over my cigarette.? I said with a huff of disappointment. I hadn't even gotten more than two or three puffs!
?Well, better the cigarette then you right?? This guy was Captain Friggin Obvious. But he saved my butt, so I stopped myself from responding with one of my patented witty retorts.
?Yeah. Hey, thanks fer that boss.? I jerked my thumb back to the street where he had pulled me out of harms way. ?Back there.?
?Just doin' what I can to help out. Are you headin' anywhere? Home, perhaps?? He wasn't asking more than he was suggesting. It was a good idea to get this drunk off the street before he could hurt himself or anyone else.
?Yeah, home. Sounds like a good idea.? I was drunk enough to get some sleep and only have a slight hangover before I started up again in the afternoon. It was my day off after all. I'd need an early start if I wanted any sleep.
?Haveta wait for the next bus now, ya know?? I took out a cigarette and lit it deliberately. My dexterity wasn't too good in this condition. I walked towards the stop and got ready to take a seat on the bench. ?Thanks again boss.?
?No problem son. Be careful.? He took a brown fedora out from under his arm and used it to cover his bad comb over.
I was too focused on getting the full enjoyment out of my cigarette to notice that my rescuer hadn't gone too far down the street before he stopped and started watching me again.
My head was down on the bar already. How could this guy think I could possibly need another? There must be some pretty serious drinkers in Baltimore if this guy thought I needed more.
Looks like I was going to like this place.
?Hey kid! You want another?? I could picture the bartender's round, greasy face even though I wasn't able to lift my head.
?I'm good boss.? I said, speaking down into the counter. No need for another puke fest just yet. It was only 9 a.m..
The first job I found on this latest jaunt to the east coast was working security on the graveyard shift at one of the few privately owned ports still in the area. It seemed fitting at the time, or so I'd thought. Even at 21 I thought I was following in my father's footsteps. It wouldn't be too much longer before I was offered the family ?business? and discovered otherwise.
It was my post work ritual. Walk down the street to this hole in the wall and start my daily routine. Chivas Regal chased with Dos Equis. Eventually everything would feel normal again.
?Well if ya ain't gonna have another then tell your story walking, kid.?
I took in a deep breath. ?Sure, s'no problem boss. Jus' gimme a second here.? I posted up on the bar with my palms, tensed my arms and shoulders, and gave a mighty push. I managed to get up off my stool and onto my feet. The floor had become tumultuous while I was sitting on that stool drinking. I still don't know how I managed to take a cigarette out and light it. Another wave almost knocked me off my feet but I caught myself on the door and stepped out.
The sidewalk was no different from the floor inside the bar. The sweet rush of smoke filling my lungs did nothing to settle the gathering tempest beneath my feet. In fact, it only made it worse. Cars were rushing by on the 2, laying on theirs horn whenever my feet swayed into the street and almost in their path.
I saw the bus I usually took to the flea infested, roach motel I was currently calling home finish loading its passenger. The driver was getting ready to leave without me. No problem, I thought, I'll just step in front of him and get him to stop. I went to take a step but the asphalt rolled and knocked the cigarette from my hand. I bent to pick it up and heard the hiss of the air-brake being released too late to react. A hand grabbed my trench coat and tugged so hard I nearly fell over. I stumbled but was pulled out of the bus' path and onto the sidewalk again.
When the world stopped spinning I saw that my hero was wearing orthopedic shoes and brown pants with a fine, pressed crease up each pant leg. My gaze lifted and I saw suspenders, a white work shirt, and a weathered face. The old man had a twinkle in each one of his blue eyes, a bad, graying combover, and kindly smile that seemed to never leave his face.
I swore he looked familiar.
?You should look before you go out into street son.? He said without sounding like he was actually scolding me. He helped me stand and dusted me off.
I looked back into the street defeated. ?He ran over my cigarette.? I said with a huff of disappointment. I hadn't even gotten more than two or three puffs!
?Well, better the cigarette then you right?? This guy was Captain Friggin Obvious. But he saved my butt, so I stopped myself from responding with one of my patented witty retorts.
?Yeah. Hey, thanks fer that boss.? I jerked my thumb back to the street where he had pulled me out of harms way. ?Back there.?
?Just doin' what I can to help out. Are you headin' anywhere? Home, perhaps?? He wasn't asking more than he was suggesting. It was a good idea to get this drunk off the street before he could hurt himself or anyone else.
?Yeah, home. Sounds like a good idea.? I was drunk enough to get some sleep and only have a slight hangover before I started up again in the afternoon. It was my day off after all. I'd need an early start if I wanted any sleep.
?Haveta wait for the next bus now, ya know?? I took out a cigarette and lit it deliberately. My dexterity wasn't too good in this condition. I walked towards the stop and got ready to take a seat on the bench. ?Thanks again boss.?
?No problem son. Be careful.? He took a brown fedora out from under his arm and used it to cover his bad comb over.
I was too focused on getting the full enjoyment out of my cigarette to notice that my rescuer hadn't gone too far down the street before he stopped and started watching me again.