Topic: Christmas 2016!

Russo

Date: 2016-12-25 23:31 EST
Russo's gift to Tessa.


Scrounging up all his pocket money for the month, Russo saved up what money he could to give Tessa the Christmas present she deserved. A charm bracelet filled with charms that remind him of the day they met. Probably would have more if he didn't run out of money.

https://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/4340434/Fremada-14k-White-Gold-Rolo-Chain-Heart-Charm-Bracelet-P12313610.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/82/29/61/8229617a12b25e88b72dfc1d734f8c41.jpg
A cupcake charm. (Not that she didn't have enough cupcakes!)

http://beljacobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Stephen-Einhorn-Polar-Bear-Charm.jpg
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?

https://www.sterlingcharms.co.uk/images/source/Unicorn_clip_1.JPG
Tessa used to be a unicorn.

https://img0.etsystatic.com/002/0/5682869/il_340x270.359367482_tn5f.jpg
But is now a mermaid.

Daphne Winters

Date: 2016-12-27 00:41 EST
Sometime before Christmas, Daphne came in while the house was empty. It didn't take her long to sneak in, set up and leave.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/10/e7/88/10e78888b081314e0b3dbe7a82e104d5.jpg

http://www.vitaminsfirst.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/christmas-present.jpg
Beneath the tree were boxes labeled:
"To Tess, love Daphne."
"To Vida, love Daphne."
"To Brady, love Daphne."
"To Jimmy, love Daphne."
"To Russo, love Daphne."
"To Billy, love Daphne."


http://images-gmi-pmc.edge-generalmills.com/2b66ee5a-96ec-48ca-925b-2847b0c760c3.jpg
Inside each box were Daphne's special christmas cookies! The special kind of special. With a warning to start slow, of course!

Justin Credible

Date: 2016-12-27 00:50 EST
Justin's gift to Vida....


There's not a whole lot to say about it.

So...

...yeah...

>>;;

Merry Christmas!

n.n;;!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AitqjPn62Lw/VEbKBFRDViI/AAAAAAAAAIU/6t4u24yM280/s1600/dick-in-a-box.jpg

Brady Beckett

Date: 2016-12-27 01:34 EST
Vida

http://i.imgur.com/RyECx.jpg

With just about every kind of flavor and assortments of types.

Note: "Found a website you can buy them cheap and in bulk. Stay safe out there, minxy. Merry Christmas. Love (don't get any ideas), Brady."


Billy

(Photo too inappropriate for this site)

A particularly plastic phallic member.

"For you to go fuck yourself with. Have a jolly one. No-Love, Brady."


Tessa

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/1/john-lennon-leonid-afremov.jpg

A 4-foot x 6-foot poster of a John Lennon painting by Leonid Afremov.

"I can't paint, but this guy can. And because I'm always an enabler of unhealthy obsessions, here you go. Merry Christmas, Tess."


Daphne

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/05/f3/b2/05f3b265a3cfdd45e9b31f8f53d25f8f.jpg

"Your own warning label, your welcome. Rock On, Daft Punk."

William Shaw

Date: 2016-12-27 02:44 EST
Tessa

http://cdn.dodoburd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cannedunicornmeat.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/60/6c/56/606c56c5db60a4fe91acd26410500d49.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a8/96/f7/a896f7fa16dc73bdd5db55d4bc0a8e53.jpg

"Every Queen should have their own goblet. The lady at the Froo Froo shop said those stones are supposed to be part of that weird Froo Froo stuff you're into. And... well, I would say the Unicorn Meat was fake.. but it's Rhy'Din. So, I don't know. But it has glitter in it. I wouldn't recommend eating it. Love you always, Tess.
P.S. I'm sorry for not showing up today. I'll come visit soon. I promise. I just.. need to work some things out first."



Vida

http://styletic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gag-gifts/20-funny-gag-gifts.jpg

http://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/ProductImages/PS_0159W_THING_HEAD_t.jpg
(Shirt)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/75/88/cd/7588cdc03c876c1c96bed6d8ce0e8b9d.jpg

"Who doesn't love kittens and explosions? Merry Christmas Vi.
Love always, Billy
P.S. Please stop trying to cuddle with me when I stay over. It makes my morning wood awkward. Thanks, kitten."


Brady

http://picszoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/1000-ideas-about-gag-gifts-for-men-on-pinterest-gag-gifts-gift.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7b/c8/c7/7bc8c754006af4362f48b9d13684883e.jpg

"The only gifts to truly expression my love for you, broseph."


Daphne

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b9/56/32/b95632fc3d53d0dcb709f8d6f92c60cd.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/af/c7/fe/afc7fe13f36b5197568692401d31e1d4.jpg

"For when you feel too lazy to grow it for real. And everyone needs a stoner buddy... or three, right? Merry Christmas, Daph."