((HUGE Note: This thread, although it will use various characters, is obviously not to be taken as IC. Due to the tremendous amount of information it will eventually contain, I'm going to do what I can to keep it interesting. Hopefully I don't fail too hard in this endeavor. There is no tl;dr section. Hell, the entire thread IS the tl;dr section, as there at least two thousand pages of stories, notes, history and various other information sources about the Quad in my piles of notebooks and on my computer.
Also, you may recognize some of the ideas from sources ranging from comic books to fantasy novels to video games. I'm perfectly aware that a lot of this is far from original, at least in general concept, and I'm fine with that. Constructive criticism will be well-received, but before you complain to me about how I've blatantly ripped off the Death Gate Cycle, X-Men and Metal Gear Solid, and I should burn in hell, keep in mind that I've never claimed otherwise.
Obviously the character interactions are tongue-in-cheek at best, and I may as well warn you now to expect the 4th wall to be violently shattered.))
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Victor entered from stage left, wearing cosmetic 'professor' glasses and a labcoat with a nametag. He considered the podium for a moment, but changed his mind and addressed the small theater from the front.
"Hello, everyone! My name is Victor Kazon. I, along with the rest of Jay's characters, come from a rather unique world. A series of worlds, to be more precise, known as Quadraverchanion Mezachrysalis. Yeah, that's a mouthful, which is why most of us just call it the Quad." With that, he gestured to Iris, who tapped a button on the projector with her tail. The following image appeared on Victor's body until he stepped aside with a sheepish grin.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g305/Meuterei/crudeQuad.jpg
((This is an awful MSPaint and obviously not to any scale. Delta is, in reality, about 50% larger than Beta. Beta would fit inside Alpha with room to spare. Gamma is as long from top to bottom as Delta, but obviously elliptical. I'd try to do something a little more accurate, but I'd probably screw it up just as bad as this.))
"This is Jay's hilariously bad attempt at drawing. Oh, and just in case you're reading this and wondering why I'm the one up here explaining all this," Vic smirked to the others, all here for the presentation. "We drew straws. I lost." Angel and Iris giggled from their seat behind the projector while Celeth sat in silence, obviously bored.
"Anyway," Victor continued, "the quad is, as you'd suspect, four worlds. In the center is a dimensional gate we call the Wellspring. It is a one-way connection to the elemental plane of water. I'll get to why such a thing is necessary later on." Clearing his throat, he paused for questions, but most everyone in the hall had already fallen asleep or stared off idly into space. Vic rolled his eye at a young couple making out in the back row before he continued. "The worlds themselves are called quadrants, and as you can see, they are quite simply named: Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Delta. Each quadrant has a warp gate to the two adjacent to it, as well as a connection to the Wellspring, which we call the Lifeline, for obvious reasons.
"The Quad is a construct, built not by gods, but by men. Wizards, to be exact, which we call the Creators. We still know precious little of their origins, or even why they built the Quad in the first place. There is a lot, however, that we do know." Another wave to Iris, and she zoomed the projector's image in to the Alpha quadrant.
"Alpha, as its name would imply, came first. We believe that there was no plan, originally anyway, to build anything else. Alpha was intended to be a fully self-sustaining world, and to a certain degree it was a success. The landmasses are stable, with a freshwater sea and a series of river-like channels that circulate throughout most of the quadrant. At the top are four starglobes that provide light, heat and energy. The creators also built a series of islands which we call the Nightbringers, that rotate just below the suns, shadowing the land twelve of every twenty-four hours. Their purpose was once a mystery, but our space program has long since determined that most inhabited planets rotate and revolve around stars, and our theory is that the Nightbringers serve to emulate the day-night cycle that naturally occurs on most of these planets."
Victor paused, looking around the room. "I could use something to drink. Hell, anyone want to take over for a while?" His gaze was pleading.
Also, you may recognize some of the ideas from sources ranging from comic books to fantasy novels to video games. I'm perfectly aware that a lot of this is far from original, at least in general concept, and I'm fine with that. Constructive criticism will be well-received, but before you complain to me about how I've blatantly ripped off the Death Gate Cycle, X-Men and Metal Gear Solid, and I should burn in hell, keep in mind that I've never claimed otherwise.
Obviously the character interactions are tongue-in-cheek at best, and I may as well warn you now to expect the 4th wall to be violently shattered.))
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Victor entered from stage left, wearing cosmetic 'professor' glasses and a labcoat with a nametag. He considered the podium for a moment, but changed his mind and addressed the small theater from the front.
"Hello, everyone! My name is Victor Kazon. I, along with the rest of Jay's characters, come from a rather unique world. A series of worlds, to be more precise, known as Quadraverchanion Mezachrysalis. Yeah, that's a mouthful, which is why most of us just call it the Quad." With that, he gestured to Iris, who tapped a button on the projector with her tail. The following image appeared on Victor's body until he stepped aside with a sheepish grin.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g305/Meuterei/crudeQuad.jpg
((This is an awful MSPaint and obviously not to any scale. Delta is, in reality, about 50% larger than Beta. Beta would fit inside Alpha with room to spare. Gamma is as long from top to bottom as Delta, but obviously elliptical. I'd try to do something a little more accurate, but I'd probably screw it up just as bad as this.))
"This is Jay's hilariously bad attempt at drawing. Oh, and just in case you're reading this and wondering why I'm the one up here explaining all this," Vic smirked to the others, all here for the presentation. "We drew straws. I lost." Angel and Iris giggled from their seat behind the projector while Celeth sat in silence, obviously bored.
"Anyway," Victor continued, "the quad is, as you'd suspect, four worlds. In the center is a dimensional gate we call the Wellspring. It is a one-way connection to the elemental plane of water. I'll get to why such a thing is necessary later on." Clearing his throat, he paused for questions, but most everyone in the hall had already fallen asleep or stared off idly into space. Vic rolled his eye at a young couple making out in the back row before he continued. "The worlds themselves are called quadrants, and as you can see, they are quite simply named: Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Delta. Each quadrant has a warp gate to the two adjacent to it, as well as a connection to the Wellspring, which we call the Lifeline, for obvious reasons.
"The Quad is a construct, built not by gods, but by men. Wizards, to be exact, which we call the Creators. We still know precious little of their origins, or even why they built the Quad in the first place. There is a lot, however, that we do know." Another wave to Iris, and she zoomed the projector's image in to the Alpha quadrant.
"Alpha, as its name would imply, came first. We believe that there was no plan, originally anyway, to build anything else. Alpha was intended to be a fully self-sustaining world, and to a certain degree it was a success. The landmasses are stable, with a freshwater sea and a series of river-like channels that circulate throughout most of the quadrant. At the top are four starglobes that provide light, heat and energy. The creators also built a series of islands which we call the Nightbringers, that rotate just below the suns, shadowing the land twelve of every twenty-four hours. Their purpose was once a mystery, but our space program has long since determined that most inhabited planets rotate and revolve around stars, and our theory is that the Nightbringers serve to emulate the day-night cycle that naturally occurs on most of these planets."
Victor paused, looking around the room. "I could use something to drink. Hell, anyone want to take over for a while?" His gaze was pleading.