Topic: All That Glitters

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-12 15:58 EST
(This is a log, and is in log form. Originally played in October of 2006)

Acidity Binding: They all have Shadow to thank for this.

Ashadow0fme: :: She's currently in glitter-sparkle-trauma, jaw dropped, mouth open. :: ...soooo. shiiiiiinnnnnnnnyyyyy.


Acidity Binding: "Hello all." Rounded, cultured tones followed by a little sniff before swanning over to the window for a cup of tea.

Sinjin Fai: ::And Sin stopped to watch Thorn's ass. Head quirk.::

UnpIanned Event: Ignat tried to be a gentleman, to not look! And failed. Miserably.

Reva Dirmen: If Thorn was taller, Reva might have been able to use the mirrors to check her reflection!

Reva Dirmen: But, no, she did not stare at Thorn's backside. No longer than a double-take. Really.

Acidity Binding: Princesses, are not allowed to shake their ass for those looking. A sad fact really. Gracious nods, and Barbie doll smiles for everyone. If Reva asked Thorn might stand on a chair. Just, let's hope the sun does not shine
Acidity Binding: directly on the mirrored ass of her pants shall we? "Does anyone require refreshment?"

UnpIanned Event: "There isn't enough liquor in the world, at this moment.." Muttered, forcefully wretching his eyes away.

Reva Dirmen: "Eh.." Cough. "No thank you." For a split second, she nearly curtseyed.


Sinjin Fai: ..::Sin was leaving while it was still safe. Waved tossed over his shoulder on the way out.::

Reva Dirmen: "Thorn..." she started slow and nothing more than hesitated murmurs. "Do, eh, you know that there are..." Her hand motioned absently.

Acidity Binding: "Wonderful to see you again Sin." Royal wave, quiet chime. Ah, tea's arrived. Time to, find a chair or something. "And how is everyone doing today?" Really, enunciating properly is going to kill her.
Acidity Binding: Elegant arch of a brow toward Reva. "That there are what dear?" Sparkle, glitter, shimmer, reflection of light with the turn from her chosen table. Hopefully, no one's blinded.

Reva Dirmen: She blinked and turned her head away, focusing on something else--anything else. "Nevermind."

Acidity Binding: A slight inclination of her Leia bunned head, sparkle from the crystaled tiara. "As you wish dear." The slightest of pouts came to her lips then as she realized that, no a table and chair would just never do. One simply -must-

UnpIanned Event: And Ignat is just going to drink his drink. Because otherwise, he's going to do nothing but get himself into trouble.

Acidity Binding: sacrifice dignity for comfort occasionally. Thus she very carefully came to perch on the railing. Cracking that many mirrors would be just too many years of bad luck. Fussy little movements once she'd settled, before bringing her
Acidity Binding: tea cup up for a very demure, sip.

Acidity Binding: "And how are you today Ignat?" California's whine, and Oklahoma's twang were buried some where, very deep beneath those private school tones.

UnpIanned Event: One of those pointed ears twitched, just faintly, before he glanced her way. "About a thousand times better, now that someone has used my name. Properly."

Acidity Binding: The mirrors were pointed away from everyone. There's no need to fear the power of the Sparkleglitter butt. Unless you happened to be driving, walking past the tavern, or coming up from either street or parking lot. "Wonderful.
Acidity Binding: Simply wonderful to hear. Such a fascinating name you have."

Acidity Binding: Please don't club her.

UnpIanned Event: His brow quirked, tail curving a moment. "Is that sarcasm I detect?"

Ashadow0fme: :: She'd been standing in the doorway the entire time unable to look away from Thor--Princesssparkleglitterbutt. Oh my god. That'd teach her for a few moments, anyway, to give someone a pet name. For at least..five seconds. Green

Jade hellsever: ::;she stood looking at the person blocking the door her cloak pulled tightly around her::::

Ashadow0fme: eyes wide as saucers, it was like a crows dream. In..a ..very odd way. :: Th-..Thorn? :: Cautious. Was Thorn taking any medications she should know about? Her voice quavered up and down a few octaves. ::


Ashadow0fme: I'm..sorry. :: To the woman, whom she'd been blocking. Side stepping. A bit distracted!::

Paige Nevin: ::Back for more coffee, this time carrying a bag of pumpkin seeds, still the orange/purple swirl sweater and jeans, red sneakers scuffing through the leaves::

Acidity Binding: Gracious shift of attention to Shadow. "Why, hello Shadow-dear. Its been ages!" Yesterday of course counts as ages for Princess Sparkleglitterbutt. Tea cup set aside, both hands offered out to the Rat. "And how are you today?"

Jade hellsever: it is alright :;she offered a smile as she entered and found a place crossing her legs she still could not get used to wearing jeans but the suited the situation::::

Acidity Binding: Slight shift on the railing, sparkle, shimmer, glitter, all that, when sunlight hit the mirrored seat of her pants, and it moved. Crystal crusted tiara, and Leia-like bun-braids to complete the look. Along with dark boots, and
Acidity Binding: shirt. Looks about like half of a small-ish disco ball was perched on the porch railing really. Just, attached to Thorn.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-12 16:03 EST
RickHalliburton: ::..................::
RickHalliburton: ::He was thisclose to snatching up Paige and runninglikehell::

Ashadow0fme: :: Lip twitchtwitchtwitch, eye lid twitch. She, of course, was looking. It was like a really bad b movie was unfolding. Her cryptonite. Sparkles. :: I'm doin--::Strangled sound.:: Doing well, your Majesty ::Wheeze:: I see you've

UnpIanned Event: Note: Attatched to Thorn's BUTT.
UnpIanned Event: End note.

Ashadow0fme: finally decided to claim your family --::NNnggzsfrrgguggle:: --name.

Jade hellsever: :::the boots on the other hand she loved they ended just below her knee and the heels added a few inches to her hight her long blond hair was pulled back in a braid::::

Paige Nevin: ::Why was he going to snatch her up? She was clueless that he was even there, happily munching seeds and heading for the steps. Bubbleworlds made everything better::

Lightning Wings: Good Gawd. I should'a brought some sunglasses on the way here. ::With half-disco-ball, it's not like she could tell who that was. Mock staggering towards the porch, one arm up:: Need to buy myself a cane!

Acidity Binding: An expressive press of splayed fingers to the upper left portion of her chest; this denotes trajedy by the way. "There was no running from it any longer. My father, the King you know, fell from his hobby-horse while hunting rubber

RickHalliburton: ::He followed Paige, warily eying Sparkle Pretty Pretty Princess Gigglebutt Shiney Heiney the Third Her Sparklematic Majesty. She turns into a cat and he's running like cheap pantihose::

Ashadow0fme: :: Latex cat.::

Paige Nevin: ::She paused before she got to the top of the steps, head tipped to watch Thorns acting abilities. Rick was *such* a chicken::

RickHalliburton: ::Damn right he was.::

Jade hellsever: :::she watched the sparkles with a smile showing a bit of fang as her long nails tapped on the table::::

Acidity Binding: ducks." Lipquiver, tremulous sigh. Furthering the trajic air. "There was simply no one else to take the throne." Her hands fluttered like wounded birds. Chime. "I of course, out of revenge, have ordered the destruction of all
Acidity Binding: rubber ducks in the kingdom." Revenge for leaving her an orphan.

UnpIanned Event: Ignat horked on his booze.
UnpIanned Event: "Ow." Hiss---while he was laughing, shoulders shaking--both sets. Oh lord.

Lightning Wings: ::Adhira whacked herself in the back of the head, and wondered if someone spiked her Wheaties with something this morning::

Paige Nevin: Good afternoon, Reva. ::To Thorn, guessing that's who she was dressing up as::

UnpIanned Event: One hand had the grace to pinch his nose. Oh, it stings!

Ashadow0fme: :: Just a moment. A split second, of course. She had to calculate a few things. The way the wind was, where she could stare at Thorn without blinding herself, effects of the eclipse sort of thing. Before--:: Your Majesty, we, your

Reva Dirmen: Reva never wore mirrors on her backside! She'd end up breaking her neck trying to check her reflection.

RickHalliburton: ::....::

Ashadow0fme: loyal subjects, feel for your loss. I always thought it was those dastardly rubber chickens. ::Sidling up, to Mirror-Butt. She wasn't afraid, of course. Because, this was for once, her fault. :: But there's something I've been
Ashadow0fme: meaning to tell you..::Was Thorn holding onto anything? Pepsi? Drink? Her own ass?::

Acidity Binding: The Royal wave was floated off to Adhira, Rick, and Paige, along with a pretty princess smile. But, well a loyal subject must be given her undivided attention. Why, no, no she's not holding onto anything. The tea cup had been set

UnpIanned Event: Ignat couldn't watch this anymore--he turned, leaning against the railing, gripping it tight with all four hands--but believe me, his ears were twitching up a storm. No looking, plenty of listening.

Acidity Binding: aside for another press of fingers to breast bone with the reminder of the trajedy. "Alas, we looked in the wrong place.'"

Paige Nevin: ::With Shadows comment the keeper moved up the steps and to the other side of the porch, this just couldn't be good::

Jade hellsever: :::she watched them all with amusment being new here she was quiet and learned what she could::::

Acidity Binding: This is going to hurt isn't it?

RickHalliburton: ::Uhm.:: M' get some coffee ::And booze:: Anyone want anything?

Paige Nevin: ::Heywait, that guy had four hands. She stopped to stare, give her manners a minute to kick in::

Reva Dirmen: And he was mauve. Mauve-colored with four arms!

Ashadow0fme: :: Sweeping her arms around PrincessGlitterSparkleButt, to turn Thorn as gracefully as possible, swirrrrrrl, SPARKLESPARKLESHIIIIINE, and so she didn't topple her majesty's tiara, of course, Thorn was spun 'round, then lowered in a

UnpIanned Event: No, he had four arms! ...Which meant, yes. Four hands. And he had ---HE IS NOT MAUVE.
UnpIanned Event: He's PURPLE.

Lightning Wings: I'll have what you're having, Rick. ::With an offhanded wave back to the mobile disco ball, and then to Paige, and whoa that guy had four arms! And pointy ears! And a tail! And he was mauve? Oh m'gawd!::

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Jade hellsever: :::she liked purple and took time to studie him::::

OnlineHost: ZeddKnight has left the room.

UnpIanned Event: Ahem. Yes, a tail. And horns that weren't really horns because horns don't move, yanno? Nor do they look braided.

Ashadow0fme: ohsoromanticle dip. One arm behind her shoulders, face hovering over hers. :: I'm really the long begotten Prince FreckleFace The Third. I have YEAAAAARRRNED ::Which sounded, surprisngly, cheesy.:: For this moment all of my life.

Paige Nevin: ::Four PURPLE arms:: You have purple skin. ::This pleased her:: Oh, hi. ::Bright smile to Rick:: Cider, please.

Ashadow0fme: Come away with me, and we will have glitterpuppies. :: Turning her head, to press a cheek to Thorns. It looked, for all the world. A widly passionate kiss. ::

Paige Nevin: ::Glitterpuppies. Later she'd beat Shadow::

Acidity Binding: "Master Halliburton, I'd simply -love- a cup fo tea." Errk! She's being molested! "You simply canNOT treat a Princess this way!" Indignant! And, pretty damned shiny-sparkly really. Wait. What-what? "Oh My One True Love!"

Lightning Wings: ::Every time she comes here, she manages to feel less weird. Between FreckleFace and GlitterButt, and now the PURPLE EXCUSE ME guy:: Whoa. What ARE you?

Acidity Binding: Glitterpuppies! She wants an entire litter! Wildly passionate kisses in public! Oh the scandal!

Ashadow0fme: ::NoumOUMNOUMNOUM noises. Looked like Shadow was chewing romanticle likes on Thorns face.::

Lightning Wings: ::She'd save the barfing-at-Shadow announcement for later.::

UnpIanned Event: "Yes. I do." He was a bit beyond anything more impressive than that. He's too busy trying to keep his composure, though trying is the operative term, here.

Paige Nevin: I'm Paige, that's Rick, and Adhira. Shadow is eating Thorns face off. ::Dark hand offered out to shake. She didn't normally shake hands, but she wanted to touch purple skin!:: (wb)

Acidity Binding: Scandalized little squeals and squeaks. "My Love, save something for the wedding night." Pretty little blush, empty-headed little giggle.

RickHalliburton: ::...He paused, glanced at the purple guy and his arms. Couldn't be a Martian, they're green. He asked for the shots to be doubled.::

Ashadow0fme: Darling, your kiss is as warm as toes. :: That's hot, right, liiiiiiiftttt Thorn, back to where she was. :: I must go, now, and make ready my Kingdom of ..:: Pause:: Socks, for your arrival. Lo', Hark, Alas, my heart--::Leeeeeer::

UnpIanned Event: "I've met Shadow and Thorn." He said, turning a bit to face Paige he was HUEG. Sweet Jesus Flutie! But he took her hand in one of his. Yes, he was purple and his skin was like...kinda like really high quality gloves, yanno? Like

Paige Nevin: Shadow just called Thorn toejam. ::Translating::

UnpIanned Event: kidskin, that's the word! "A pleasure, Paige."

Ashadow0fme: Save yourself for me. :: Chest puff. Shadow mimicked the swirling of a cloak about her form, to Prince-ly march across the floor boards to the steps. ::

Lightning Wings: You guyyyys are making my brain bleed out my ears. And making me nauseated. ::Accusing fingerpoint over at Thorn and Shadow, opening her mouth to point a finger down it::

Lightning Wings: ::Like, gag me, ya know?::

UnpIanned Event: Stagewhisper to Shadow. "You forgot the crawling in my skin part."

Paige Nevin: ::The normally brief shake was drawn out a bit longer, because he had purple skin!:: Do you have a name? ::She might keep his hand hostage until he gave one::

Lightning Wings: My wounds require elixir. ::Mumbled, even as she crossed her arms over her chest and hunched over::

RickHalliburton: ::Lessee. Hot cider for Paige. Coffee and a shot of whiskey to Adhira. Tea to Thorn. And his own coffee.::

Acidity Binding: "Be safe my Prince of Socks!" If she had a scarf she'd be waving it in the breeze.

Reva Dirmen: "Ignat." No, she didn't just sneeze.

Paige Nevin: Bless you. ::Reva so sneezed::

UnpIanned Event: He gestured to Reva. "Yes, Ignat." To clarify, that In-yacht, not Ig-gnat.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-12 16:05 EST
Ashadow0fme: :: Aside :: I'll get that next round. :: And , Louder:: And YOU, Princess of my Lintey heart--Godess of Sparkly butts. :: Exit, the prince. ::

Lightning Wings: Thanks, man. ::Accepting the coffee from Rick:: (wb)

Reva Dirmen: "Ignat." Repeating, maybe she had allergies.

Paige Nevin: Oh. ::Maybe Reva didn't sneeze. Smile!:: Ignat, nice to meet you. ::Letting him have his hand back. Not that he needed it with the other three::

Acidity Binding: "Thank you Master Halliburton." Gracious incline of her head, and a heartfelt little sigh with the disappearance of her prince.

Reva Dirmen: "Though, he likes to be called Mr. Mauve."

UnpIanned Event: Why would he need hands? He shot Reva a look. "I do not."

Reva Dirmen: "Yes, you do."

UnpIanned Event: "No."

Reva Dirmen: "Yes."

Paige Nevin: But he's purple. ::Looking him over. Who cared about the tails and horns::

RickHalliburton: ::Brain seized up. Coffee and booze. Call back later.::

UnpIanned Event: "Do you want to find out how capable I am of crushing someone with four arms?" Smarm.

Reva Dirmen: "Just add a little bit of pink et voila! He'd be mauve."

Lasherette: ::Tall and sinewy she makes her way into the Tavern.
Glancing about piercing peridot hues fall on Travanix. A smirk crosses her full lips. Slinking up to him, she runs a finger over his jacket, feeling his perfectly muscled arm::

Paige Nevin: Yes! ::Promptly. Even stepped out of the way so he could reach Reva::

Reva Dirmen: "Eh, no that is quite all right. Thank you." Sidestep away from the arms.

UnpIanned Event: Wicked, wicked smile!

Acidity Binding: This is going to kill her. Just, so many comments she could make, but can't.

UnpIanned Event: "That's about what I thought. I do not like being called Mister Mauve. The end."

Lightning Wings: So make him blush? ::It made sense to her, she turned pink a lot. Skittering back out of arm range, and gulping down some coffee, with a wheeze for the whiskey::

Paige Nevin: ::Nothing against Reva, she just wanted to see four arms squish someone::

Reva Dirmen: She grinned over to Adhira, and now she was plotting something.

Reva Dirmen: "But it does sound so much better than Ignat. Not that I'm looking for an argument." One hand went up.

RickHalliburton: ::"I wanna hold Your Hand" is now trapped in his brain.::

Paige Nevin: ::A few pumpkin seeds were popped into her mouth, looking to see where the pilot ran away to::

RickHalliburton: ::Next up in the pain parade: One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater"::

Eden Harrington: The scent of blueberries and liquor on her breath weren't the only reasons that she came wandering along the sidewalk rather than from the lot, and she stopped at the break between the dying grass and cement to look the porch over

RickHalliburton: ::He's on the railing, just looked a little shell shocked!::

Lightning Wings: I can't make fun of names. I'm a great target. ::Plopping herself down on a vacant seat, fingers wrapped around her coffee mug::

Eden Harrington: thoughtfully. Hesitant didn't begin to describe it, and she exhaled shortly, digging the toe of her boot into the ground.

Paige Nevin: ::Poor Rick, she wandered that way to pat his knee:: You really should be used to these sorts of things.

UnpIanned Event: He cocked his head to the side, smirking after a second. "Perhaps if you're nice enough, you may earn the right to humiliate me in public."

Reva Dirmen: "Try answering to Beeva." And yet, she still did it.

RickHalliburton: I should be used t' gettin' shot too! ::StareatPaige!::

Paige Nevin: Exactly. ::So glad he was coming around to her way of thinking::

Acidity Binding: Sunlight danced over the half of a smallish disco ball that someone's left perched on the railing. Prim and proper, tea cup brought up for a very demure sip.

RickHalliburton: ::...So Tempted. And yet, So White and Noble.::

Reva Dirmen: She glanced over to Thorn. Now was such a perfect opportunity to mention the shopping trip!

Paige Nevin: ::Noble her ass, he was a chicken!::

Acidity Binding: ....That would be utterly evil Reva.

RickHalliburton: ::Noble is NOT shooting your wife randomly so she can remember the shock!::

Reva Dirmen: Rearranging her position by the rail, she glanced over the yard from one side to the other and smiled a hello to Eden.

Paige Nevin: ::More knee patting for the broken pilot, pumpkin seed bag wiggled at Eden::

Acidity Binding: Glitter, sparkle, blind passing birds, she had to shift a bit on the railing after all. Royal wave for Eden with a plastic little smile, and really shiny teeth. Crystaled tiara, Leia-like bun-braids, dressed mostly in black, with

Eden Harrington: After another second or two, she started across the lawn with her chin notching up a degree and her hands coming out of the pockets of her navy blue sweatshirt -- one that fit and didn't sag around her hips-- so she could wave
Eden Harrington: toward the porch.


Acidity Binding: the exception of the little mirrors covering the seat of her pants.

Paige Nevin: Princess, just what are you? ::Someone had to ask::

RickHalliburton: ::He grumbled and eyed Shiney Heiney, squinting against the sparkle:: What...? Why? ::Sentance fragments, he's good to go!::

Paige Nevin: Asks he of dripping paints yesterday. ::Rick seemed to forget he -was- the scary strange many days::

Eden Harrington: What in the hell was Thorn wearing? Eden tried to see better on her way to the steps and up them.

Acidity Binding: Wide eyed innocence, and a genuinely hurt little pout. "Why, Mistress Halliburton, its me. Princess Sparkleglitterbutt, late come ruler of the Land of my Fathers." Private school tones, and a haughty lift of her chin. Speaking

Reva Dirmen: "Today would be a wonderful day for shopping." Weaving her subtle evil one step at a time, gaze slid over to the Princess.

RickHalliburton: ::Stunning people stupid is the fun part!::

Paige Nevin: ::Whatever Sparkleglitterbutt had to say was lost to the world of the endzone dance::

Acidity Binding: properly was going to ruin her throat. Thorn's wearing half of a disco ball, hot blued to the ass of what looks like a pair of leather pants.

UnpIanned Event: A peer into his flagon, and a quiet rumble of annoyance. Empty. He pushed off the railing, moving to the window.

Lightning Wings: ::She had to whoop at the Sparkleglitterbutt. It was true, though. So very true. She rubbed a hand over her face, but it didn't stop the snickering. At least she wasn't trying to drink her coffee at the same time.::

Eden Harrington: Eden, queen of the eccentric, had to stop and stare.

Lasherette: ::Being ignored by Travanix.....oooh up to his OLDE tricks. She turns her back to the creep, and looks to Bess. "Merlot, please Bess."::

Paige Nevin: Those pants make your butt look big. ::When she thumped back to the rail::

Reva Dirmen: Between Mr. Mauve and the glittery Princess, Reva's mischief was going to get her into some serious trouble. Thankfully, Eden had arrived so Reva could blame her if anything happened.

Acidity Binding: Broken bird flutter of her right hand toward Reva. "It sounds divine." Greatly put-out sigh was overly dramatic. "However, the rubber ducks that slaughtered my father have dug themselves into the twelfth floor servant's bathing

Eden Harrington: "What happened?" It was the first thing that came to mind, and her mouth toyed with an amused grin, gray eyes just a little glossy. Moving out of the way of the steps, she eyed a chair but didn't sit, prefering to stand and lean

Acidity Binding: room, and simply -must- be eradicated. If all goes well, we may take down their filthy rebel leader."

Eden Harrington: against a post.

Lasherette: ::Handing the weathered hand 2 silver, she takes the goblet from her.:: "Thank you, dear." ::Nodding to the woman.::

Reva Dirmen: "We shall buy lots of pink."

Lord Travanix: Business is very well. I continue to ship out weapons, slaves, and other productions from my operations.

Acidity Binding: She, well there's no pretty way to say it. Princess Sparkleglitterbutt, *Squeed!* complete with avaricious finger wiggling for the mere mention of pink. "And flounces?"

HoramJakChar: ::This would most likely turn into one of those days Horam wished he stayed away from the tavern. Horam's made mistakes before, what's one more? Onward the minotaur lumbered towards the porch in that thunder of hooves stomping

Paige Nevin: ::Thorn squeed. Paige stared::

Reva Dirmen: "Oh, Eden! Before I forget." She pushed from the rail and moved toward the swing that was still used as a makeshift desk of her belongings. "I coordinated a color scheme for the wedding." Teasing, but Thorn's squeal made her trip on
Reva Dirmen: the way across the porch.

UnpIanned Event: Flagon thunked to the sill, he turned to eye Tho---The Princess. Squeeing. "There is no God." Muttered, shoving the flagon towards a passing serving girl.

HoramJakChar: against the earth, the bulk of muscle and fur a mere blob of red before the beasts approach narrowed the distance::

Lightning Wings: ::Pink and flounces? And squeeing? Oh man, she needed more booze for this. Adhira chugged her coffee::

Eden Harrington: "Oh y' did?" Languidly amused, she tore her gaze off not-Thorn to Reva. "And what color scheme did you come up with? Brown?" She just had to.

Reva Dirmen: "Yes!"

Eden Harrington: "And lavender?"

Reva Dirmen: "Yes!"

UnpIanned Event: He shot Reva a look. If she said mauve..

Paige Nevin: ::If only Horam were wearing the sparkly kilt, they could make Shadow jealous over princess glitterbutt::

Reva Dirmen: "And a touch of mauve."

Eden Harrington: She snorted. "It'll be lovely then." What lies.

UnpIanned Event: He just threw his hands up. All four of them.

Reva Dirmen: So long as they weren't reaching for Reva!

UnpIanned Event: They were going to if she kept this up!


Paige Nevin: ::Attention snapped to the four hands being thrown up:: (wb)

UnpIanned Event: Though one quickly lowered to take to flagon again.

RickHalliburton: ::He hears nothing! Sees nothing!::

Acidity Binding: "I know a simply smashing squad of inflatable sheep assassins Master Ignat." Conspiratorial tones.

HoramJakChar: ::No... no freakin' sparkly kilt::

RickHalliburton: ::Love Ewes?::

UnpIanned Event: Because it was full. And he needed more booze. "Oh, don't worry." Rumbled, raising the drink. "I'll get her back. Don't worry."

Eden Harrington: Eden was briefly disgustingly pleased that someone else was getting into trouble besides herself.

Acidity Binding: Why not? It would go well with Thorn's mirrored ass. They'll love ewes long time.

Reva Dirmen: "I didn't do anything!" All innocence, especially when she simply collected the things off the swing in favor of putting them on the railing.

RickHalliburton: ::Groannnnn::

UnpIanned Event: He was, as a matter of fact, plotting his revenge. "Oh, haven't you? Have I made fun of your name?"

Paige Nevin: ::Thorn really needed to let the keeper know when she was going to explode the pilots mind; Paige could have caused much trouble and he wasn't lucid enough to have noticed!::

HoramJakChar: ::Because Horam is sane. And the last thing the world needs is Horam's kilt matching Thorn's ass::

Reva Dirmen: "No." Cough. "Not yet."

UnpIanned Event: He paused, and tacked on. "And do I have four arms in which I could, theoretically, crush the life out of you with?"

Acidity Binding: "As you wish Master Ignat." Princess Sparkleglitterbutt really is all Shadow's fault.

UnpIanned Event: ...Sidelong glance to Thorn. Ahem. Back to Reva.

Eden Harrington: "Rrrrrrrreevabeeva." Eden helped out, one lace up boot crossing the other.

Reva Dirmen: "You won't though." So very confident.

UnpIanned Event: "You don't know me well enough to know what I will and won't do." Reminded, slyly.


Reva Dirmen: She twitched at the full use of the name plus nickname.

Acidity Binding: But they could go dancing! And wreak havoc on the Planes.

Reva Dirmen: "You won't." Assuredly.

HoramJakChar: ::Horam was going to take the same path as Rick. As in, refuse to note anything out of the ordinary. One eye kept focused straight ahead as he slowed to a halt beside the porch, muzzle tight though not enough to silence the
HoramJakChar: muttering::

UnpIanned Event: He just sort of slid Reva's way, rumbling quietly. "So you say." Big, sharp, toothy grin.

Lightning Wings: ::She just hedged her bets by keeping her mouth shut, and one hand wrapped around her empty coffee mug.::

Eden Harrington: "Beeva Bernadine." Scolding, but too lazy to be serious.

Reva Dirmen: "Have you met Eden Noodly Harrington, Ignat-Mauve?"

Reva Dirmen: "My what big teeth you have."

UnpIanned Event: "So you noticed?"

Reva Dirmen: And that prompted a step closer to... where was Eden?

Paige Nevin: Good afternoon, Horam. ::It was a sad day when the minotaur was the sanest thing around::

Eden Harrington: "That's Eden Noodly Marie Harrington, to you." Informing the Beev. Eden was leaning against a post, tilted and relaxed.

HoramJakChar: ::You'll never see him dressed up like some sort of looney, that's for sure::

Acidity Binding: Royal wave, plastic smile, sparkle of crystaled tiara, for Horam.

RickHalliburton: ::Very sad! He looped an arm around Paige and pulled her to defend him from the sparklingness:: S'like Barbie's invadin'. Or mebbe doin' them pod things.

Reva Dirmen: "Eden, this is Ignat." It pained her not to add the mauve. So, after a three second delay.... "Ignat-Mauve."

HoramJakChar: Oh good grief.. ::Then again, maybe he'll come as Charlie Brown next time::

UnpIanned Event: Growl! "If you don't stop that.."

Paige Nevin: Stop using me as a shield. You haven't even kissed me yet. ::Scolding the pilot::

Eden Harrington: "Hello Mister Ignat-Mauve." Repeating like the parrot she could be.

RickHalliburton: Oh. ::So he turned her around for a kiss! Flip dip!::

Reva Dirmen: It probably didn't help her cause any when she started to chortle.

UnpIanned Event: "You're both going to pay." Flippantly, taking another drink from his flagon.

Eden Harrington: "Y' better check Beev's bag for mace." Tattling to Ignat over Reva.

Paige Nevin: ::She didn't have time to complain. One leg came up for the dip, free hand curling around the back of his neck::

Reva Dirmen: "Don't mind her," motioning to Eden. "She's a bad--- Don't tell him that!"

Eden Harrington: "I just did!"

Acidity Binding: With as much care in the dismount, as she'd taken in the mount, she left the railing. "Does anyone wish something to drink?" Asked quite graciously, while the Princess was swanning to the window. Really, do not look directly at

UnpIanned Event: "She's bad?!" Incredulously.

Reva Dirmen: "Be quiet."

Acidity Binding: the ass. You might go blind.

Eden Harrington: "She' maced my ex-husband for calling her fat."

Lightning Wings: He's more grape. Or like, Crayola marker
purple...::Adhira should not be trying to help, obviously. It was just a bad idea in general.::

Reva Dirmen: "Well I'm not bad." A hand pressed to her heart.

UnpIanned Event: "Are too. Very cheeky, you are."

HoramJakChar: ::For once, Horam wasn't going to pass up a chance of a drink:: Mead. ::Grunted sourly::

Eden Harrington: "She is too." Snort.

Reva Dirmen: "I am not." Tsk.

UnpIanned Event: "Are too."

Reva Dirmen: "Am not." She stomped a boot in defiance.

Eden Harrington: She went reaching for Reva's mouth and the tongue. She'd warned her!

UnpIanned Event: No one ever said Ignat wasn't childish in every way imaginable. "Are so!" Handwave!

Acidity Binding: She Tsked Reva for the boot stomp.

RickHalliburton: ::Rumble. He smiled warmly when he finally let Paige up, gazing adoring into her eyes. Caressing her cheek. Then he turned her to use her as a sheild::


Reva Dirmen: Instinctively, she snorted at Thorn's tsk. Habit. Habit!

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-12 16:05 EST
Paige Nevin: ::Such a brave man she married:: I just finished telling Eden, this morning, that men got protective when you married them. ::So much for that theory::

Eden Harrington: Snatch at the tongue.

Reva Dirmen: She backstepped real fast, hand swatting at Eden's attempt. "I need that!"

Eden Harrington: Her name distracted her mid-snatch, and she glanced at Paige.

RickHalliburton: An' women get worse when they have babies. ::Shot back smoothly::

UnpIanned Event: And for a moment, he leaned against the railing, watching the two. This was far, far amusing than back home.

Paige Nevin: You aren't seeming very protective when you use me as a shield. ::Reasonably::

Acidity Binding: "Anyone else?" Though, the offer is short lived after all. Royalty isn't known for its patience. A very passive, and still elegant lean through the window. Disco ball. Becky flagged down to pass the order off to.

Eden Harrington: Twitch. Grinning at Reva, she got her hand swatted and made squiggly fingers like it was a threat before crossing her arms over her ribs.

RickHalliburton: Are you in danger? ::Wide eyed::

Reva Dirmen: "As I was saying, Mauve. Eden is a very bad influence." Clearing her throat, turning to the side to wave at Princess Thorn. "I'm good, thanks."

Eden Harrington: "No thank you.. uh... Lady Thorn." She didn't know what else to call her.

Paige Nevin: You want me to face down Princess Sparkleglitterbutt?

UnpIanned Event: Grit. Teeth.

Acidity Binding: Just a moment. "Princess Sparkleglitterbutt. As Mistress Haliburton just said." Serene little smile with the correction.

Eden Harrington: "But I am not responsible for Mauve."

RickHalliburton: Ok ::He turned Paige back to him!::

Lightning Wings: ::She just gave Thorn a thumbs-up:: No thanks,
Princess. I'm good. Y'gonna break your teeth like that, In-yacht-adda-da-vida.

RickHalliburton: ::Ooh. Bad timing!::

Jake Ives: Sparkleglitterbutt? Somewhere a grown man raced home to check and see if his sheets were safe from harm.

Paige Nevin: ::Ricks shield broke into the endzone dance, again. His own fault if he gets smacked::

Lightning Wings: ::Right, torque off the big guy with four arms. Adhira wasn't having an intelligent day.::

UnpIanned Event: A hand rose to pinch the bridge of his nose. "It just keeps getting worse and worse."

RickHalliburton: ::Ow::

Eden Harrington: "Hello, Horam." Finally getting in a greeting and a smile around the post to the minotaur.

Paige Nevin: Sorry. ::Stretching up to kiss where she smacked::

Acidity Binding: So, a glass of soda, and a flagon of mead. Swan-floating across the porch to hand the Minotaur his drink. "And there you are Master Horam." Cultured, private school tones, oh yes.

RickHalliburton: ::He looked all pathetic and stuff.::

Reva Dirmen: "Actually, Eden. The dress I picked for your wedding is almost that color. Little more pink, though." Motioning to Ignat as if he suddenly became a mannequin.

Eden Harrington: She made a gagging noise, excuse her.

Reva Dirmen: "It's a great color!" Insulted.

UnpIanned Event: Must. Restrain. Urges.

Reva Dirmen: And the arms. Restrain the arms!


Lightning Wings: Sorry...::Thudding bootheels down on the porch floorboards::

UnpIanned Event: "You're going to die." Threatening Reva.

HoramJakChar: ::A furrow of brows, head twisting with a flick of his eye towards.. what was her name? A grunt, nostrils flaring before nodded slightly:: Hey.. ::A touch awkwardly. Saved by the appearance of the Princess and his drink, he turned

Eden Harrington: She wasn't gagging at the dress color! Thorn was killing her! "You're banned from wearing any color pinkishpurpleishmauvish to my wedding." Announcing.

HoramJakChar: a wry glance to Thorn with a mocking tilt of weight into a bow::

Paige Nevin: ::She must not have kissed the right place, so she kept trying. Eventually she'd get it right::

Reva Dirmen: "But... but..." She loved that dress already.

RickHalliburton: ::Ooooo. He'll remember this!::

Eden Harrington: "Nope." Sternly.

Reva Dirmen: She took another step further away from Ignat, however.
Acidity Binding: Mockery or not, she curtseyed, in accordance with her rank to his. So, shallow. Impervious it seems.

UnpIanned Event: He took one towards her.

Paige Nevin: ::He perked up, that meant she got it right, finally, so she stopped::

UnpIanned Event: And trust me, he takes a lot bigger steps.

Eden Harrington: Eden went flat against the post so she couldn't be hid behind and was also out of striking Beeva range.

Lightning Wings: So...what're you, then, Ignat? ::Distraction, distraction. Purposely *not* mangling his name this time.::

Reva Dirmen: "My, look at the time!" She didn't even check her watch, it was hidden beneath the pink wool of her sweater.

Eden Harrington: Nevermind the absolute smug grin she was wearing.

UnpIanned Event: Mauve?!

Reva Dirmen: She mouthed a 'thank you' to Adhira.

RickHalliburton: ::...Aww.... He grinned anyhow, squeezing her to him.:: How's y' mornin'?

UnpIanned Event: "On a mission." Grunted out to Adhira, eyes locked on Reva. Oh yes, someone's in trouble.

Eden Harrington: She pointed at Reva and laughed.

Paige Nevin: I had berries with Fae, Reva, and Eden. ::Almost sounded sedate and normal::

Reva Dirmen: Her mouth pressed together in a tight line, the temptation to say mauve was so very great.

Lightning Wings: ::Hey, there was no guarantee that Beeva'd escape! Like now:: So that's what your uh, race is called? ::Cheesy. Sort of. She was trying!::

RickHalliburton: Yeah....? ::He didn't buy the sedate and normal.::

Acidity Binding: "If you would all be so kind as to excuse me for a few moments?" Without waiting for a reply, the Princess made her grand entrance into to the belly of the tavern.

HoramJakChar: ::An exasperated study of the flagon. But then, doubtful Thorn would go swinging around a bucket of mead for him. Grumbling, the mug was raised and shot back into the openened maw with two eager swallows::

Paige Nevin: Yes. ::Easy nod. It *was* sedate, she pointed at Eden to back her up::

UnpIanned Event: "No distracting me while I'm wenchhunting." He told Adhira, even as he took another step closer.

UnpIanned Event: Eden's too busy watching Reva about to die.

Eden Harrington: "Very sedate." Maybe her eyes worked independantly.

Lightning Wings: ::Well, she was about to say something truly awful, but that sort of stopped her. Mouth open::

Acidity Binding: Thorn would have, but they're talking about Princess Sparkleglitterbutt here. Buckets should never touch those pristine hands.

RickHalliburton: ::Eye. Then he glanced to Eden.::

Reva Dirmen: "Wench?! Now wait just a minute," she purposely stepped closer to the rail, right beside her purse. Her -open- purse.

Eden Harrington: Angelic smile.

Paige Nevin: ::Eden wouldn't give away their conversation, she had faith::

UnpIanned Event: "That is correct. Wench. And don't even think about it. I know what you're doing." Pointed out, tail lashing. "If you promise not to call me Mauve, I'll promise not to hurt you."

Eden Harrington: "Watch the pepperspray!" Eden didn't feel like she was out of range enough and moved. Far side of the porch and the rail, upwind of the mayhem.

UnpIanned Event: This is sort of like finangling with Satan.

Reva Dirmen: "E-den!"

UnpIanned Event: 'Cept Satan only has two arms!

Eden Harrington: "Bee-va!"

Reva Dirmen: "I promise not to call you Mauve." She agreed to that way too quick.

UnpIanned Event: "Ever." Emphasis!

Paige Nevin: She's lying. ::Helpfully::

Reva Dirmen: "Ever." Nodding.

Eden Harrington: "Better do all the colors close t' mauve, too."

Reva Dirmen: "Paige!"

UnpIanned Event: "So help you God. Or whatever diety you think exsists."

Reva Dirmen: "I swear on all things Prado."

Eden Harrington: "PradA!"

Paige Nevin: ::One syllable names rocked:: There's a loop hole, Ignat.

RickHalliburton: Mud. ::He called helpfully to Ignat::

Eden Harrington: What a twisted, sick world.

Reva Dirmen: "Oh so now you say it right!" Exasperated to Eden.

Lightning Wings: Oh, she's definitely lying. ::It was the Prado::

Eden Harrington: Safely out of range, she smiled smugly.

UnpIanned Event: He held up a hand--before glowering at Reva. "I'm going to hold you to your word, you know."

Paige Nevin: ::Lazy flop against the pilots chest, back to patting his knee:: Horam is quiet, you all broke him.

HoramJakChar: ::Times like this made him -almost- wish to be in the company of Thornmane::

Reva Dirmen: "I -always- keep my word." So very solemn.

Acidity Binding: As grand entrances went, it pretty much flopped. There was no one inside the tavern to marvel at the sparkle-glitter. This could explain why she was coming back around the corner of the tavern. Either that, or she's trying to

Eden Harrington: Snort.

Reva Dirmen: And also lying.

Reva Dirmen: Tsk!

UnpIanned Event: Close only counts in horse-shoes and handgrenades, thankfully.

RickHalliburton: Well, yeah. ::Nodding easily, sipping his coffee and honking whatever was handy:: So what was y' talkin' about?

Acidity Binding: bounce signals off of the mirrored surface of the seat of her pants.

HoramJakChar: Horam is fine. Horam is enjoying some peace and quiet. ::Mutter::

Paige Nevin: Oh, just girl stuff. ::Because Paige was so damn girly::

UnpIanned Event: Horam is, in other words, off in lalaland!

Lightning Wings: ::He's found Mesteno's fairies::

Reva Dirmen: "They were talking about men." Tattling.

UnpIanned Event: Augh, fairies.

HoramJakChar: ::If only it was that easy::

Eden Harrington: She glanced at Horam while everyone was distracted.

RickHalliburton: ...

Acidity Binding: He's trying to find a minotaur's equivalent of his Happy Place.

UnpIanned Event: His eyes narrowed, before he took a step away from Reva.

RickHalliburton: Girl stuff... Oh, men. ::He leaned back and eyed Paige, lids lowered::

HoramJakChar: ::An image of everyones intestines hanging from the porch? Not a bad place to be..::

Reva Dirmen: She smiled so sweetly to Ignat. Really, how could he want to hurt -that- face?

Paige Nevin: She's getting married, that sort of girl stuff. ::Which was, well, men::

UnpIanned Event: No one said he wanted to hurt her...!

RickHalliburton: Uh huh and...? ::Chin lifted::

UnpIanned Event: Just teach her a lesson.

Eden Harrington: "She's tryin' to Beevify you, Ignat. Don't fall for it."

Reva Dirmen: Beevify?!

UnpIanned Event: "I won't be Beev'd." Drawled.

HoramJakChar: ::A mournful glance into the flagon, now empty save a tiny pool of mead. Nostrils flared with a huff of breath, almost a sigh before the mug was set aside atop the railing. And a squint of an eye towards the crowd, frowning. The fur

Eden Harrington: "Beevified," she corrected gravely.

Reva Dirmen: "You certainly will not." Because it sounded all kinds of wrong.

Acidity Binding: Back up the steps, ever so carefully, and returning to her little spot of railing. Serene.

Paige Nevin: You're not a girl that went through a wedding, you wouldn't understand. ::Quite proud of herself for such a smooth answer. Long sip of the cider::

RickHalliburton: ::.....................::

HoramJakChar: on his neck was raising slightly. Either someone was about to make a cow joke or he was being eyed::

Reva Dirmen: "And what is Beevified, exactly?" A hand went to her hip as she waited for the explaining from Eden.

RickHalliburton: You sayin' y' were a girl f' our weddin'? ::So sweet and silky::

HoramJakChar: You're a braver male than me, Rick. ::Off-hand, snorting loudly::

Paige Nevin: ::She backhanded his chest::

Eden Harrington: Eden, weirdly, was watching the minotaur. Fascinated!

UnpIanned Event: "I do believe it is a way of pulling the wool over one's eyes. Beev'd. Bamboozled. Something like that."

UnpIanned Event: "Bambeevled." He tried that on for size.

RickHalliburton: ::Thud. Lean. Smillleeeeee::

Eden Harrington: She started snickering.

Reva Dirmen: "Don't say that word again." Pointing to the bambeevled.
UnpIanned Event: "What? BamBeevled?"

Paige Nevin: I was a female. ::Cuffing his shoulder lightly:: Something you can't be, and if you can be then I want a divorce.

Reva Dirmen: "Don't say it!"

Eden Harrington: "That's almost as good as Thomas's Beevapalooza."

RickHalliburton: You were a girl. ::Sweetly, and leaning back.::

UnpIanned Event: Oh, that wicked, sharp grin.

Reva Dirmen: It reminded her too much of the Beevapal------

HoramJakChar: ::She's seen him plenty of times! Muzzle lips tugged into a frown as his gaze lingered towards Eden. The expression wasn't exactly friendly. But then nothing Horam did ever was unless he made an effort::

Paige Nevin: ::Swat!::

Eden Harrington: She mouthed: Hi! to Horam.

RickHalliburton: So, were you explaining what the weddin' night entailed an' makin' arrangements t' have th' sheets flown from th' flagpole? ::Purrpurrrr::

Eden Harrington: "And when she gets all worked up about something, like tryin' to plot and plan my wedding, she's in Beevadrive." Explaining to Ignat aside.

Lightning Wings: Like all the time. ::Nodding to Eden at that.::

Reva Dirmen: "I'm not in Beevadrive!"

Lightning Wings: All the time!

Reva Dirmen: "See, I'm changing my name."

Eden Harrington: Perk over something the pilot said.

UnpIanned Event: He nearly choked on his booze again.

HoramJakChar: ::A blink and the scowl was sliding back in over the small touch of confusion that showed, though the reddish mane and the flesh of his neck was scratched. Humans were just.. strange. A grunt and a grumble, hand lifted in what

Lightning Wings: Stop inhaling, that's alcohol abuse. ::Informing Ignat of this::

UnpIanned Event: "I'm aware of that." To Adhira.

Paige Nevin: Yes. ::Because that was so much better than the truth. Sadly, agreeing with him so quickly, over something that bad, probably didn't look good::

HoramJakChar: could be taken for a response before arms were folding tightly against the broad chest::

Acidity Binding: Booted feet brought up to the back of a chair she'd tugged closer to the railing. Just, excuse the sounds of large zippers please. Leather, mirror seated pants were becoming quite a bit warm, too warm really. Belt buckle undone,

RickHalliburton: ::....................::

Reva Dirmen: "Someone has to plot and plan the wedding. At least the gift registry is done."

HoramJakChar: ::And trying hard to block out the talk between Rick and Paige::

Eden Harrington: She was pleased over Horam's almost response, but then stopped, stalling out at Reva. Stare.

RickHalliburton: Brand new Vulcan dirt bike, Eden, t' your personal specs, what was sh' tellin' ya?

UnpIanned Event: Don't mind him shooting a look at Thorn. Sorry. He heard a zipper. Reflex.

Tygrrrress: ::Soft slap of paws as she made her way up. :: Oh look, someone brought in the herd.

Paige Nevin: Horam, that's Eden. ::Wait, what? She clamped a hand over Ricks mouth::

RickHalliburton: ::!::

Eden Harrington: "Uh....."

Acidity Binding: and she was very carefully wiggling out of the butterflied remains of the chaps. Black leggings were worn underneath. Sun bright smile to Ignat for the look, mostly just because.

HoramJakChar: ::Horam doesn't want to know anymore people!::

Reva Dirmen: She simply smiled over to Eden, the picture of sweet innocence.

Paige Nevin: ::Eden got a Look::

Reva Dirmen: "Make it Prada, Rick, and I'll start singing like a canary."
Tygrrrress: Yer all odd.::Flop sprawl.::

UnpIanned Event: He smiled back. This was also habit.

Eden Harrington: She was too tipsy to assess all the comments and reply sagely!

Eden Harrington: "Yes Rick.. " Was that right? "Beeva Bernadine! You did not register for me!"

RickHalliburton: Eden don't wear Prada. ::Blinkblink::

Reva Dirmen: "I do!" To Rick.

Paige Nevin: ::Good answer!::

Eden Harrington: Got lucky!

Reva Dirmen: "And that's Beeva Jezebel, thank you very much."

Reva Dirmen: "And, yes, you're all registered."

UnpIanned Event: "Beevzebulb."

Eden Harrington: "I better not be registered."

Lightning Wings: Ooooh.

Reva Dirmen: "Mau--- my, what a lovely day." So close, so close.

HoramJakChar: ::A glower for Tyg yet nothing was said as he kept his muzzle shut and arms closely folded. And considered another drink::

Tygrrrress: ::She gave Horam a friendly sneer back.:

UnpIanned Event: He shook his fist at Reva and reminded her he had three more.

UnpIanned Event: Because that's what Ignat does. He threatens people.

Eden Harrington: And then Paige got a Look too. Sheets on flagpoles?!

Reva Dirmen: She waved a hello to Tyg on the way to the service window, putting as much distance between herself and the trouble: Eden and Mauve.

Acidity Binding: Crystal tiara was laid atop the chaps, which she'd draped over the railing. The pins that held the braid-buns in place were being tugged out one by one. Very soon, and very happily, most of Princess Sparkleglitterbutt had been set

Eden Harrington: "Beeva." Warningly.

RickHalliburton: ::Hand still over his mouth? Eden might spill just for the sheets on flagpoles bit!::

Paige Nevin: ::Eden got a "Don't ask!" look::

Tygrrrress: ::paw waggle back, gaze tripping back and forth from princess sparklebutt and Prada Eden.::

Eden Harrington: Paige was saved, because she was honing in on Reva.

Eden Harrington: Eden was in Levi Strauss. Very unexciting and fairly cheap denim.

Lightning Wings: ::She just stuck her tongue out and flapped it around for Rick a bit. That's what she did, when someone clapped a hand over her mouth. Slobbered.::

Reva Dirmen: She had her back to everything!

Acidity Binding: Chiming wave for Tyg before Thorn was hopping, inelegantly, back up onto the railing. Pepsi brought up for a long, long swallow. Weak tea really doesn't do much for your throat or mouth.