(Summer 2008)
She felt like a fool tramping through the woods she'd thought she knew so well looking for signs of some unknown mini-cow assailant. More the fool since she only had the warning of "there's something off about those rabbits" to go off of, and human senses.
And so it was that Thorn was wandering the woods that surrounded the center of the newly erected cow pasture on the other side of the river, the wilder side, dressed as she usually was. A pair of old 501s that'd been cut off to mid-thigh, a tank top that was soft as a dream and well broken in, the belled ring hand flowers she almost never removed, and no shoes. Summer time attire more suited for pattering around and hanging out than for beating the brush and hunting.
Little did she know just how large a mistake she'd made in not choosing armor. Or at least jeans and knee high boots. She'd learn, and soon.
Through the woods they came. Slinking through the brush and grasses with their noses twitching and their ears swiveling to catch scents and sounds. Filtered sunlight dappled their dusty yellow fur, and glimmered along the shafts of the single horn that grew from each of their brow. A full two feet in length for the eldest in the group, barely a foot for the youngest the horns were spiraled like that of a unicorn, and wickedly pointed at their tip. Excellent spearheads.
The group of elite warriors fanned out, perfectly at home in the thick underbrush and stippled light that filtered through the branches high overhead. In perfect silence they waited for their leader's signal, muscles bunched and tense waiting to spring into battle.
Their leader was a grizzled veteran of many campaigns with a number of kills under his belt, it was only a lack of personal ambition that kept him out of kingship. And he was a canny thing who knew their enemy well. Whorls of gray marked his hide among the yellowish shade that was most common, his eyes were clear despite his age and the whitening of his muzzle. Bellied low he waited until their quarry cooperated enough to step further into the ferns that bobbed in the later afternoon breezes.
When she did, he coughed and began easing forward. The unit's bodies were as one coiled, perched on the edge of fierce action and bloody combat. If he held them back too long one or more would break from the plan and disrupt the operation. There, there it was!
Foolish, foolish woman stepped into a deep pool of greenery, thereby assuring the team's cover. With an unholy fire lighting in his eyes, the Elder barked another cough, lowered his head and charged pell-mell across the uneven ground they all knew so well.
This was their ancestral homeland after all.
The redneck was more than willing to admit she had little clue what she was looking for other than odd bunnies and was just about to call it quits when the bushes started shaking. Wide eyed and not yet truly afraid she glanced around. Flicked rapid-fire looks at her surroundings. Stepped back.
Screamed in surprise, pain,and shock when something sharp that packed one hell of a punch sliced across the mid-point of her shin. Tore through the skin and grated across the bone. Surprise turned quickly to fear that had her running through the woods as unseen beasts snapped at her heels. Clawing, literally,at her calves. Whatever these beasties were, they meant to pull her down as surely as wolves brought down the hind.
Her breath was searing her throat, her heart pounding in her chest as though it meant to beat itself free and run ahead of her. Never had there been a stupid blonde running from something in the forest as grateful as she to see the glimmer of sunlight rippling on the roiling surface of the river.
Somewhere in the back of her mind was the certainty that evil, redneck murdering monsters in the woods would not, could not, cross running water.
Of course, laying along side that certainty was the knowledge that she'd never manage the stepping stones in her current state; a person's legs have a certain, feel when they've been shredded because they're not quite fast enough to escape their tormentors.
Without thinking she changed the line of her retreat, aiming for a fallen tree instead of the riverbank. Running steps and desperation carried her up the rough, crumbling bark, and along its length where she leaped, trusting to sheer luck.
And was so shocked when her chest and hands slammed into the thick branch she'd been half-assed aiming for she nearly fell to the ground. While struggling, with a complete lack in elegance that would likely send anyone watching into giggle fits, she hooked a leg over the branch and began pulling herself up.
Only to scream again in pain when something sharply pointed rammed itself into and through the calf of her dangling leg. Sobbing she bit back on another cry when whatever it was (she hadn't taken the time to look yet thanks) slid free with tugs and jerks.
She wasted no time, or thought to composure or dignity in wrapping herself around the branch and clinging for all she was worth. Safe for the time being, presumably Thorn finally, finally took a good, long look at the hell fiends that'd done their damnedest to tear her to ribbons, from the ankles up.
And stared, her eyes goggling at the sight twelve feet below her.
A mob milled around the base of the tree she'd taken refuge in, scrabbling wildly at the bark in an effort to get to her and finish what they'd started. Blood crazed and mad with the need to kill obviously.
Ten of them in all with hides in differing shades of mottled, dusty yellows, and yes each with a single horn protruding from their brow black and shining in the light.
"You've gotta be f*ckin' kiddin' me?" Never mind that she'd never live this down.
The vicious beasts, and there was no denying that that was indeed what they were considering they'd come out of no where and ripped her legs to shreds from the knees down, were bunnies after a fashion. Bunny-corns.
And apparently they were howling, in their lapine manner for blood, her blood.
She felt like a fool tramping through the woods she'd thought she knew so well looking for signs of some unknown mini-cow assailant. More the fool since she only had the warning of "there's something off about those rabbits" to go off of, and human senses.
And so it was that Thorn was wandering the woods that surrounded the center of the newly erected cow pasture on the other side of the river, the wilder side, dressed as she usually was. A pair of old 501s that'd been cut off to mid-thigh, a tank top that was soft as a dream and well broken in, the belled ring hand flowers she almost never removed, and no shoes. Summer time attire more suited for pattering around and hanging out than for beating the brush and hunting.
Little did she know just how large a mistake she'd made in not choosing armor. Or at least jeans and knee high boots. She'd learn, and soon.
Through the woods they came. Slinking through the brush and grasses with their noses twitching and their ears swiveling to catch scents and sounds. Filtered sunlight dappled their dusty yellow fur, and glimmered along the shafts of the single horn that grew from each of their brow. A full two feet in length for the eldest in the group, barely a foot for the youngest the horns were spiraled like that of a unicorn, and wickedly pointed at their tip. Excellent spearheads.
The group of elite warriors fanned out, perfectly at home in the thick underbrush and stippled light that filtered through the branches high overhead. In perfect silence they waited for their leader's signal, muscles bunched and tense waiting to spring into battle.
Their leader was a grizzled veteran of many campaigns with a number of kills under his belt, it was only a lack of personal ambition that kept him out of kingship. And he was a canny thing who knew their enemy well. Whorls of gray marked his hide among the yellowish shade that was most common, his eyes were clear despite his age and the whitening of his muzzle. Bellied low he waited until their quarry cooperated enough to step further into the ferns that bobbed in the later afternoon breezes.
When she did, he coughed and began easing forward. The unit's bodies were as one coiled, perched on the edge of fierce action and bloody combat. If he held them back too long one or more would break from the plan and disrupt the operation. There, there it was!
Foolish, foolish woman stepped into a deep pool of greenery, thereby assuring the team's cover. With an unholy fire lighting in his eyes, the Elder barked another cough, lowered his head and charged pell-mell across the uneven ground they all knew so well.
This was their ancestral homeland after all.
The redneck was more than willing to admit she had little clue what she was looking for other than odd bunnies and was just about to call it quits when the bushes started shaking. Wide eyed and not yet truly afraid she glanced around. Flicked rapid-fire looks at her surroundings. Stepped back.
Screamed in surprise, pain,and shock when something sharp that packed one hell of a punch sliced across the mid-point of her shin. Tore through the skin and grated across the bone. Surprise turned quickly to fear that had her running through the woods as unseen beasts snapped at her heels. Clawing, literally,at her calves. Whatever these beasties were, they meant to pull her down as surely as wolves brought down the hind.
Her breath was searing her throat, her heart pounding in her chest as though it meant to beat itself free and run ahead of her. Never had there been a stupid blonde running from something in the forest as grateful as she to see the glimmer of sunlight rippling on the roiling surface of the river.
Somewhere in the back of her mind was the certainty that evil, redneck murdering monsters in the woods would not, could not, cross running water.
Of course, laying along side that certainty was the knowledge that she'd never manage the stepping stones in her current state; a person's legs have a certain, feel when they've been shredded because they're not quite fast enough to escape their tormentors.
Without thinking she changed the line of her retreat, aiming for a fallen tree instead of the riverbank. Running steps and desperation carried her up the rough, crumbling bark, and along its length where she leaped, trusting to sheer luck.
And was so shocked when her chest and hands slammed into the thick branch she'd been half-assed aiming for she nearly fell to the ground. While struggling, with a complete lack in elegance that would likely send anyone watching into giggle fits, she hooked a leg over the branch and began pulling herself up.
Only to scream again in pain when something sharply pointed rammed itself into and through the calf of her dangling leg. Sobbing she bit back on another cry when whatever it was (she hadn't taken the time to look yet thanks) slid free with tugs and jerks.
She wasted no time, or thought to composure or dignity in wrapping herself around the branch and clinging for all she was worth. Safe for the time being, presumably Thorn finally, finally took a good, long look at the hell fiends that'd done their damnedest to tear her to ribbons, from the ankles up.
And stared, her eyes goggling at the sight twelve feet below her.
A mob milled around the base of the tree she'd taken refuge in, scrabbling wildly at the bark in an effort to get to her and finish what they'd started. Blood crazed and mad with the need to kill obviously.
Ten of them in all with hides in differing shades of mottled, dusty yellows, and yes each with a single horn protruding from their brow black and shining in the light.
"You've gotta be f*ckin' kiddin' me?" Never mind that she'd never live this down.
The vicious beasts, and there was no denying that that was indeed what they were considering they'd come out of no where and ripped her legs to shreds from the knees down, were bunnies after a fashion. Bunny-corns.
And apparently they were howling, in their lapine manner for blood, her blood.