Topic: Messages In The Aether

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-22 17:30 EST
Messages In The Aether
(Oh yes, it's a great idea so it's stolen!)

A gathering point for all the various communications that fly through the West End and beyond ? and since some of the West End people don't do tech, or just blow it up, feel free to post any sort of message --

Notes left on wrecked cards and tucked into pockets
Texts from friends and collection agents
Messages in bottles and on refrigerators and hanging from balloons
Voice mails and answering machines
Letters sent or lost or hidden away
Lipstick on mirrors
Eyeliner on wrists
Sharpie on cheeks
Notices of eviction or eminent domain
Tickets
Email
Graffiti
Phone and text conversations too.

Write what sort of message has been left, or use the text format of sender/timestamp, and have fun!

All are welcome to participate, so please do!

Pharlen

Date: 2015-01-22 17:38 EST
Text to Lirenel (5:25): Benjamin is fine.

Text to Pharlen (8:30): Thanks for that. I can't find the frustrated and sarcastic emoticons. Will this do?

Text to Lirenel (9:46): Assassin cults always work in pairs, Darling.

Text to Pharlen: (9:48): Pairs? So where's this one's pairing, or wasn't she part of an AssCult?

Text to Pharlen: (9:49): ASSASSIN CULT.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-22 18:01 EST
Text to Finlay (12:39): I can hear you spoiling my animals from here.

Text to Finlay (12:40): Seriously, if Bob is nice to you, he's just doing it to spite me.

Text to Finlay (12:50): (Link to the Midnight Garden of RhyDin television show)

Text to Finlay (1:00): No matter what the crows tell you, they've already been fed!

FinMack

Date: 2015-01-23 00:02 EST
Text to Ben (4:30): Could not visit until work was done.

Text to Ben (4:31): I be a mess but the animals like my stink.

Text to Ben (4:31): Bob says it be your fault. You try too hard.

Text to Ben (4:32): Dont know what that message means, will ask Antonia tonight.

Ketch Creeley

Date: 2015-01-23 01:37 EST
2:28 AM
Location: Alley-facing side of a janitorial supply shop.

http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag62/ketchcreeley/Pejac-2_zpsc266d346.jpg

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2015-01-23 17:49 EST
A letter written on lovely gothic stationary, and delivered via little brother...


Dear Princess,

OMG I am in so much trouble. So far, 'grounded FOREVER' and busted back to the stone age. You're probably going to hate me too. I was SO STUPID I don't even want to say but I better woman up for it. I almost got Benjamin killed.

I didn't even know he was out there! But that's no excuse, Dad says if you didn't go in expecting the worst, then you're dumb and OH HAI. UGH.

So, I was hanging out at the docks after a run, and this bug fugging ugly woman was standing by that creepy elf coffee shop, using the pay phone there. I could hear her talking about taking a hit on someone that sounded a lot like a friend of mine, Lesinda.

Long story short, she went chasing after me, and I meant to run her into RDI, but I ran into Benjamin and the woman cornered us and THANKFULLY well, Benjamin's okay but wow, I didn't know he could do that with the electricity.

Anyhow, Mum healed him and everything ? he didn't get shot but the lightning thing threw him across the alley, and his power and mine just don't work well together, mostly because I suck at handling time.

SO that's that, no phone, internet, car, anything, I'm doomed. But Benjamin's okay so that's something. I totally understand if you hate me. Desdenova's promised to run letters for me, so there's that. :(

Love, Jackie

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2015-01-23 17:53 EST
This note on lovely gothic stationary was waiting for Lesinda at the Red Dragon Inn...


Dear Lesinda,

Someone hired a pair of the ugliest assassins ever and they sound like they were looking for you, but that's all I know, and there wasn't anything else on the bodies. SO be careful, please.

I'm in all kinds of trouble so just send letters if you want with Desdenova. Or call Mum.

Love, Jackie

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-01-23 19:37 EST
Text to Benjamin: (10:00) What the **** happened to my DAD??

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-23 20:48 EST
Text to Zen and Brad: (10:45) Ugh. Your Dad and I got jumped in an alleyway by an assassin. He'll be okay, I promise.

Text to Zen and Brad: (10:46) He's at my house, if he doesn't open the door, call for Elsa, she'll let you in.

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2015-01-23 20:51 EST
A letter written on pink stationary bordered with tiny spring flowers and fairy dust.

Dear Jackie,

Hawk read this first because Des stopped to see him and play Minecraft before giving me your letter. Hawk wants to know make and model of the gun ugly assassin used. He also wants to know how you managed to stop time. I told him to write a letter to you himself but he just shut the door.

I am so RELIEVED to learn that you and Benjamin are all right. Daddy said something happened but he wouldn't tell me what, and I haven't seen Benjamin for weeks and weeks and weeks! Not since he started filming the latest season of Midnight Garden of Rhydin.

Did you see the interview he did? He said he loved me and made it sound like we were getting married! I hope Bran didn't see it. Embarrassing!

Winter sucks. We're mostly stuck in Faerie and with you grounded, well, I will get to visit you, won't I? We can work on your Dad together to unground you. At least you can use my phone to text.

The new blog is coming out and it features my M-Gor plushie reviews. I will find a printer somewhere and print it out for you to read.

Hearts and Kisses!
~*~ Princess ~*~

p.s. What's a pay phone?

p.p.s I don't hate you.

p.p.p.s. This is so weird.

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2015-01-23 20:56 EST
Text to Benjamin and Bran: (no time stamp) Squee!
http://i1171.photobucket.com/albums/r558/AscheFire/Ribbon%20Dreams/sterlingplushie.png

Text to Benjamin: (no time stamp) Quit getting Jackie in trouble!

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-23 21:31 EST
Text to Little Flower (4:55pm) is that the new plushie? It's kind of cute. Get one for Taneth please?

Text to Little Flower (4:57pm) Sent you Taneth's phone number.

Text to Little Flower (4:59pm) Jackie's Mum wouldn't believe me. No one's a good enough actor to fool a mum.

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2015-01-23 21:52 EST
Text to Benjamin: (no time stamp) Taneth has a cell?????? How come nobody told me???? No one tells me anything!!!!!1!!!!!1

Text to Benjamin: (no time stamp) Will give her one when I see her.

Text to Taneth: (no time stamp) I have a present for you!

Text to Taneth: (no time stamp) Also, we need to get Jackie out of jail!!!!!

Text to Bran: (no time stamp) ?You love me. Real or not real?"
I tell him, "Real.? From Mockingjay. Have you read it???? <3 <3 <3 <3

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-23 22:10 EST
Text to Little Flower (7:50pm) I just told you <3

Text to Little Flower (7:53pm) Aw, thank you.

Text to Little Flower (7:55pm) Jackie's mum is terrifying. Pass!

Text to Little Flower (7:57pm) I'm a chicken.

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2015-01-23 22:14 EST
Text to Benjamin: (no time stamp) WWSD???????????

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-23 22:32 EST
Text to Little Flower (8:10pm) Spend a half hour making Jackie think he hated her with a passion, plot some weirdly altruistic stunt with her Mum, beat the snot out of her boyfriend before rescuing him from some horrible fate, and then kiss her before snarling and vanishing into the night.

Text to Little Flower (8:13pm) Running away screaming in all reality because her Da's one of those uber Alpha Males who cleans guns when his darling's got a date over.

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2015-01-23 22:35 EST
Text to Benjamin: (no time stamp) I need to write this down!

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-23 22:38 EST
Text to Little Flower (8:17pm) You rock, Little Flower. Add in the little brother who summons minions of darkness by accident.

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2015-01-23 22:43 EST
Text to Benjamin: (no time stamp) Maybe. Only if he stops letting Hawk read my letters. :-(

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-23 22:50 EST
Text to Little Flower (8:20pm) Boys stink. Almost at the inn, Little Flower. <3

Bran FD

Date: 2015-01-23 23:37 EST
Text to Joy and Benjamin: (no time stamp) OMG you know Da will want one.

Text to Joy: (no time stamp) "... I need... the dandelion in the spring. The bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our losses. That it can be good again.? Yeah, I read it. You're my dandelion.

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2015-01-24 00:02 EST
Text to Bran: (no time stamp) I'll make sure I save one for him. You are wonderful!

Bran receives a series of texts with links and pictures to hearts and flowers, flowers and hearts.

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-01-24 01:21 EST
Text to Bran: (1:15) LMFAO Some guy just asked Ben if he had unicorns, if his 'tuckus' was great and if it had a kingdom, a name or a title!

Bran FD

Date: 2015-01-24 01:27 EST
Text to Zhe: (1:19) What guy? What are you doing? Where are you two, Z, at the bar?

Text to Zhe: (1:25) Oh, and Da's fine, thanks for asking. Sleeping. Occasionally talking in his sleep. I'm fine too, thanks.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-24 13:22 EST
Text to Finlay (8:39am): Taneth's okay.

*Attached photo of Taneth sleeping curled up with a large shaggy gray otterhound and belligerent oriental rooster.*

Text to Finlay (8:40am): I know you won't believe me but it's kind of a good thing. She keeps having these meltdowns and can't say what's causing them. If I can figure out what happens to trigger them, I can maybe get there to figure out what's got her so shattered.

Text to Finlay (8:43am): Because you can tell me what you said, and that's a little more information.

Text to Finlay (8:45am): But you're going to be kissing some cute little Taneth Butt. Don't worry, it's a pretty butt. Haha

Text to Finlay (8:47am): Go to Adriana's (I think that's it) Bakery. Cupcakes, pretty cookies, macarons, mini cakes and pies.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-24 13:40 EST
Benjamin stared a black crow sitting on his knee and spoke slowly and clearly to the bird, who regarded his words with comic tips and tilts of head.


"Okay, Link. Lirenel and I went back to the alley where Jackie and I were attacked. A second assassin showed up and shot Lirenel in the shoulder. We killed the second assassin. I mostly healed Lirenel, but he's still weak."

The crow creeled, and Benjamin dutifully stuffed bacon into his beak.

"Something happened later at the inn, and Taneth had a melt down. She's okay, too. But I don't know what happened."

More bacon.


"Finley thinks Zen is Jack's daughter."

Benjamin snickered softly, and after a final piece of bacon, he took Link onto his wrist and tossed the bird to the sky. Sent him to find Jack.

David Starling

Date: 2015-01-24 13:44 EST
Text to Zhe: (0647) Sorry baby. Work went long.

Text to Zhe: (0647) Set some fires. Smashed my phone.

Text to Zhe: (0648)Got a new one. Hate box stores.

Text to Zhe: (0648) Remembered ur number. Where u at?

Jack Scot

Date: 2015-01-24 13:49 EST
Sometime later. Who can say when. The Crow is involved. Link finds himself in Faerie.

The Crow paused Court proceedings for a moment so he might stare at Link and ask one single question.

"Who the hell is Zen?"

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-01-24 22:27 EST
Text to David: (10:20 PM) work does that; sorry didn't see you. My brother had issues and I spent the day with him. I have to hit the library tomorrow. Need to catch up on my philosophy class assignments. Prof is a taskmaster! Meet me for breakfast, Monday?

David Starling

Date: 2015-01-24 23:45 EST
Text to Zhe: (2341) Damn girl. Choose philosphy over me?

((spelling error intentional))

FinMack

Date: 2015-01-25 01:52 EST
Text to Ben: Should I text her?

Text to Ben: I told her that Antonia liked to pretend to be mean, that it be a secret that she be so sweet. That it was a game.

Text to Ben: I never meant to upset her.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-25 14:17 EST
Text to Finlay (8:23am): Ohh. I think I understand what had her shaken up.

Text to Finlay (8:25am): When you come by to see little red, we can talk.

Text to Finlay (8:26am): Have you named her yet?

*attached photo of a cute little red roan mare chasing a large black vanner around a field.*



Text to Pharlen (8:27am): You said to text if I needed help, so... I need help.

Bran FD

Date: 2015-01-25 16:49 EST
Text to Zhe: (4:47) Still at the Library? I'm going to check on Da. Meet me?

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-01-25 19:23 EST
Text to David: (no time stamp) What a funny question. Yeah, this time. Socrates said, ?There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance?

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-01-25 19:24 EST
Text to Bran: (7:24 PM) On my way, bro.

Ketch Creeley

Date: 2015-01-27 01:18 EST
1:07 a.m.
Location: Corner of a defunct pest control service.

http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag62/ketchcreeley/cat-mouse_zps96e611dc.jpg

(source unknown)

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-27 15:28 EST
Text to Taneth (9:10am): This is Benjamin, I'm texting you. I'm okay.

Text to Taneth (9:12am): http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/Runt_and_Paxie.jpg

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2015-01-27 16:59 EST
A letter on lovely gothic stationary, delivered via little brother...

Dear Princess,

I am SO RELIEVED, I still can't believe I did something so stupid. I know, I get feeling like I'm totally indestructible because I almost am (wonder twin amazeballs daughter of the giants fist bump!), but ... Well.

I guess I said the right things to Daddy, he's easing off the hard ass and gave me my car keys back, but just for school so far. Mum's still waiting for something, so I have to wrack my brain for it.

I saw that interview hahah Poor Benji! But now I have to send Des to get me the comics because last time I went into the Land of the Nerds, I slugged some human sofa for drooling something about girls shouldn't read comics. Just because I'm a delicate and lovely little lady doesn't mean I don't want to look at hot muscly super heroes.

I can't wait to read the blog! I'll have to torture Des into printing it out for me. Or I guess I could be nice to him, but he's even more suspicious when I am. But it's his fault, he turned me into a big blue frog last time I was nice to him, so I ate him. Mom made me cough him up, though.

Payphone's are from the dawn of history when people had to be hard wired into their phones, and you put money in them to make them work. They're kind of cool now.

I made Des enspell this letter so only you can read the words, it'll just say "mind your own business, twerp!" when Hawk reads it. Des's got the study or whatever someone did for our time-thing, I don't think we can teach it, but Des knows more about it. I suck at it.

Going to go talk to Mum now, I think I know what she wants to hear now! <3 <3 <3!

I'm so glad you don't hate me!

Love, Jackie

(PS tell me if Hawk gets Des to reverse the spell, I'll wedgie him so hard he'll taste his unders!)

Taneth

Date: 2015-01-27 20:21 EST
Unfortunately, Benji did not receive a reply to his text as the Taneth merely hid from her phone as soon as a sound other than the flower game came through.

It might be whispered on the wind, for those that listen closely enough, that she tossed the pink thing out the window and crawled under her coziest blanket and murmured how the flower game does not make such sounds.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-01-27 22:16 EST
Text to Ben (7:14 p.m.): Had a blast tonight. Thanks! And let Taneth know her phone should be coming back to your living room by sun rise.

Text to Ben (7:15 p.m.): Or just surprise her with it ;-)

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-28 20:07 EST
Text to Thorn (5:12pm): Glad you enjoyed, it got a little weird after you left.

Text to Thorn (5:13pm): Turns out I have no problem going all English Manners on other people's kids.

Text to Thorn (5:15pm): Which is probably better than going NA Mom on them. Do you still have nightmares of the Flip Flop, too? XD

Text to Thorn (5:17pm): What I should have done in the first place, using sound caps from Plants vs Zombies for Taneth's phone once I get home.

Lirenel

Date: 2015-01-28 23:51 EST
Text to Benjamin: (11:30 PM) Aiy anwyl dy, fiy kesa.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-29 00:16 EST
Text to Lirenel: (11:32pm) Coming home now, my heart.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-01-29 18:11 EST
Text to Ben (3:09 p.m.): Weird because of lecturing other peoples's children? Or was there another level of weird that I should be worried about?
Text to Ben (3:10 p.m.): I, actually don't think I remember ever going to NA. This is assuming you mean Narcotics Anonymous.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-29 20:41 EST
Text to Thorn (6:00pm): Whole other level of weird. Fae were involved.

Text to Thorn (6:03pm): **Photograph of a beautiful middle aged Arapaho woman wearing a gorgeous red Chanel suit, pitching a Manolo pump at the camera, an expression of outraged amusement on her face.**

Text to Thorn (6:05pm): After I asked her for a photo of her wielding her mighty flip flop to help keep me in line when I left home.

Text to Thorn (6:08pm): I swear she can pitch that thing around corners.

Text to Thorn (6:10pm): Thank you again for giving that mare to Fin.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-01-30 01:42 EST
Text to Ben (10:38 p.m.): Oh. Hopefully there's nothing that can't be surgically removed involved.

Text to Ben (10:39 p.m.): At least not without pictures, and popcorn and boozed up tea for the retelling.

Text to Ben (10:40 p.m.): Also, NOW I remember flip-flops. Kind of. My gramma didn't mess around much, she had a barrel racer's crop that she use. Usually it popped more than it hurt, but sometimes, well, sometimes there was no way in hell it was popping more than hurting. Or she'd have us go cut our own switch.

Text to Ben (10:42 p.m.): You're very welcome dearling. Both of you. How could I not when I saw how well they clicked? She'd never have given me quite as much as she gave him. They're a damn fine combination.

Lirenel

Date: 2015-01-30 08:37 EST
Text to Benjamin: (8:35 AM) You left. I am alone. In bed. The day is too bright already. Lunch in your trailer today? You are working...?

(8:35 AM) by the way, that picture of your mother that you sent to Thorn would make a lovely poster for your father for his birthday. Or maybe a talisman to ward off teenagers... (She's beautiful, my darling, but I would never wish to incur her wrath!)

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-30 12:36 EST
Text to Lirenel: (8:55 AM) I'm at work and you're home alone in bed, my imagination is working overtime now. Lunch would be fab, my upstairs room with the chaise.

Text to Lirenel: (9:00 AM) Can you stay, another water stunt in the afternoon. I trust the riggers and stunt team, I trust you more.

Text to Lirenel: (9:55 AM) Mum's the best. Now I wonder if I can coax her into a photoshoot as a warrior queen for Da. Or am I going into a weird place?

Text to Lirenel: (9:57 AM) Mind is now stuck in details of a photoshoot of a hot blond elf golden knight. See you in an hour, my heart.

Lirenel

Date: 2015-01-30 19:00 EST
Text to Benjamin: (11:55) I adore the chaise, especially now that lunch is you.

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-01-31 12:49 EST
text to Bran: come to campus with me

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-01-31 14:00 EST
Painstakingly written upside-down on Lirenel's chest in glittery red lip-liner...

Catch me if you can. I'll be the lad inappropriately dressed for the weather. Love, Benjamin

Having cast down that gauntlet, Benjamin threw his cloak over his shoulders and trotted out, a wicked grin on his face. He figured he might have an hour or so lead time before the elf woke and came after him.

Bran FD

Date: 2015-01-31 14:03 EST
Text to Zhe: (1:33) Did you change my ringtone? Never, EVER touch my phone. How did you even--no, never mind. Have YOU ever awakened to "I'm the king of the animals"? I swear ...

Text to Zhe: (No time stamp) Stepping through the 'scape. Aren't you working, today?

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-01-31 14:09 EST
text to Bran: (nts) Baby! Girls b-ball 2nite. U'll love it.

Ketch Creeley

Date: 2015-01-31 19:21 EST
Text to Fin: Where u been?

Text to Fin: Seen the Mouth twice without you now. And extra surly, too.

Text to Fin: Everything okay?

Taneth

Date: 2015-01-31 20:21 EST
So Fin never returned to Benji's the previous night. The next day, however, Benjamin would be hear whispers among flowers that Fin was at Taneth's and he needed to bring clothes.

FinMack

Date: 2015-01-31 22:26 EST
Did he get cell reception at Taneth's? It had been awhile since he looked at his phone anyway so it might be a day or so later when Ketch finally heard anything back.

Text to Ketch: No.

Text to Ketch: **** all.

Lirenel

Date: 2015-01-31 23:09 EST
The pen slid over the cream paper. It didn't scratch, didn't catch because the polished silver nib gleamed new beneath the brown ink.

I saw your message,

the elf wrote, his calligraphic hand flowed in cursive perfection across the page. He paused. The fine art of handwriting all but gone from a modern world that preferred cells, mobiles, and other electronic bits dragged forth a sigh.

I carry it yet. I shall have you again very, very soon, my heart, never fear.

Always yours,
LFD

He pinned the note to the front door as he melted into the landscape in search of a lad dressed all too inappropriately for the weather.

David Starling

Date: 2015-02-01 01:30 EST
Text to Zhe: (caller unknown, nts) Someone asks, I was with you last night.

Text to Zhe: (caller unknown, nts) We fucked all night.

Text to Zhe: (caller unknown, nts) I wish. I will have you for breakfast soon.

Text to Zhe: (caller unknown, nts) ?I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.?

Text to Zhe: (caller unknown, nts) That's philosophy, baby.

Text to Zhe: (caller unknown, nts) Delete these txts.

When/if Zhe tries to return the texts, the number is out of service.

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-02-01 12:56 EST
She stared at her phone a long time. She's dr a mental not of the date, then deleted the texts.

Over the next few hours, hand drawn posters --the words very artsy-- appeared on kiosks all over campus:

"I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues."

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2015-02-01 14:46 EST
Written on pastel pink stationary bordered with teeny tiny living flowers, in a bright contrasting pink ink...

Dear Jackie,

I haven't gotten a text from you, so I guess whatever you thought your mom wanted to hear wasn't it. I miss you. You are the only one that understands.

Hawk and I represented the Court at Lady Summalee Mys'tra'livalayan blah blah blah Winter's Salon last week. We had to dress up and everything. I looked fat. Mom said I was beautiful. Daddy was busy. Hawk agreed with me.

Everyone talked to Hawk. I don't know how he can spend his whole life in his room and still have everyone's attention. All the girls loved him. No one would talk to me. It was horrible. I had the worst time. I stopped at the Red Dragon Inn before going, and even Benjamin and Taneth were too busy to notice me. It sucks being invisible. But when I am noticed, I want to hide.

I haven't seen Bran in forever. I miss him. I hate Winter.

Des delivered your letter with no delays that I know of. We have to be careful. Hawk is very good at tearing things apart to know how they work. That includes spells.

Kisses and hearts!

~ Princess

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2015-02-01 15:02 EST
Text to PinkiePie (12:03pm): Mum didn't say I couldn't make Des text for me on his phone!

Text to PinkiePie (12:06pm): OMG you're not fat! (your totally not fat PINKIE PIE)

Text to PinkiePie (12:07pm): YOU'RE

Text to PinkiePie (12:10pm): You should see Jackie going NNNGGNGNGNGNGNGN wanting to take my phone from me, haha. I can type whatever I want.

Text to PinkiePie (12:12pm): Monday she's free. But not if she doesn't stop hitting me!

Text to PinkiePie (12:15pm): SHE ENTERED ME IN A PET CONTEST. Not texting for her any more!

Text to PinkiePie (12:17pm): I don't believe Hawk talked to girls. Unless someone turned them into hot goth chicks.

Text to PinkiePie (12:20pm): This is Jackie now I'm a big butt and Im a jeraslkfjIIOSJUDL:Kj@()*$)_@@_.

Text to PinkiePie (12:22pm): That was not me! This is Me! Mum's home, I'll get my phone back now I did the laundry, Mum hates doing laundry.

Bran FD

Date: 2015-02-02 16:01 EST
Recited several times by Brandon as he chopped wood Monday afternoon on Benjamin's property. Perhaps overheard by anyone in the stables... perhaps by anyone in the house... perhaps by no one at all.

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

---
Invictus - William Ernest Henley

Lirenel

Date: 2015-02-03 11:13 EST
Text to Benjamin: (11:00 AM) Xanaaaaaado, XanaaaaaaaDOOOOO Ooo OOOO

Text to Benjamin: (11:23)
...from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing,
A mighty fountain momently was forced:
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail,
Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher?s flail:
And mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
It flung up momently the sacred river...

Can you guess why this makes me think of you?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-03 12:29 EST
Text to Lirenel (11:25am): I can't wait. I think I'll go blond for that. Powder blue Angel Flight suit!

Text to Lirenel (11:27am): I have a few guesses. I'm off early today I'll come find you and see if I'm right.

Text to Lirenel (11:29am): My heart. My heart.

Text to Lirenel (11:30am): You just made everything better. Everything.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-03 14:19 EST
Text to Ben (11:15 a.m.): So, I know you're supposed to watch what you eat and all, but...I happen to have, again, an overabundance of cakes and sweet treats. Want some of the over flow?


Attached Image:
http://img1.southernliving.timeinc.net/sites/default/files/image/2012/12/carrot-cake-pancakes-l.jpg
--------

Text to Pharlen, Jackie, Des (11:20 a.m.): Been playing make-believe with Rosie and there's a boat load of cakes and sweets left over. Want some of the excess?

(The image was attached to everyone's text, because she's evil like that.)

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2015-02-03 14:21 EST
Text to Thorn (11:20): OMG. DO WANT!

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-03 15:12 EST
Text to Jackie (11:35 a.m.): Putting together a basket for you, and it's going to be loaded. =D

Ketch Creeley

Date: 2015-02-03 16:00 EST
Text to Benji: This is Ketch. Swiped your number from Fin's phone the other night. He said you'd been trying to help him.

Text to Benji: Didn't hear from him yesterday. He left before dawn. Found some things in my place that concerned me. You seen him?

Text to Benji:Got another issue to handle tonight that will put me out of range. Will you keep an eye on him?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-03 16:15 EST
For a time the crow that'd taken to following the redneck shared tales of pretty dresses and lacy confections and laughter and patient animal sighs.

And as a reward for joining in the fun, the redneck took the bird to the her island. Where a tropical summer reigned between seasonal squalls. An earthly place, where no one had permanent residence and the only bipeds were either dry legged mermaids, or visitors, Roadkill was a feast for the senses.

The experience much more likely to be shared than a bowl full of chubby, tender tasties.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-03 17:27 EST
Text to Thorn (2:33PM): ...maybe a little... I think I just gained a few pounds licking my phone screen.



Text to Ketch (2:35PM): I'm doing the best I can, but he's not where he can hear me. My heart breaks for him. For them both.

Text to Ketch (2:37PM): Be safe.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-03 18:05 EST
Text to Ben (3:04 p.m.): We'll ride more, and run more maybe?
Text to Ben (3:05 p.m.): Or I could try to control the compulsive need I have to feed people when I like them.
Text to Ben (3:06 p.m.): Maybe both.

David Starling

Date: 2015-02-05 23:23 EST
Text to Zen: (unknown number, 01:11) Pancakes?

Text to Zen: (unknown number, 01:12) At that place.

Text to Zen: (unknown number, 01:12) Should be open, yeah?

Text to Zen: (unknown number, 01:42) I'm waiting, baby. Where u at?

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-02-06 12:15 EST
to David (nts): had to dodge the white knight -you still there?

second message, a few minutes later: garbled wingdings and then: --ing liar! He said he went home!

David Starling

Date: 2015-02-06 13:26 EST
text to Zen: (nts) on my way to save the day

text to Zen: (nts) night whatev

text to Zen morning???

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-02-06 22:41 EST
To David (nts): TGIF morning-all day--I'm skipping class and spending the day with you.

David Starling

Date: 2015-02-06 23:33 EST
Text to Zen: (nts) Dress warm

Five minutes later.

Text to Zen: (nts) I'm beneath your window

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-07 14:09 EST
Text to Lirenel (8:32am): Is everything okay? I'm practicing. You should come and watch.

Text to Lirenel (8:33am): I saw them.

Text to Lirenel (8:35am): I need to work Star on Jousting, help?

----

Text to Brandon (8:38am): You okay?


----

Text to Thorn (8:40am): Ride on Sunday or Monday?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-07 14:19 EST
Text to Ben (8:50 a.m.): Monday'd be good for me if it's good for y'all. Let me know when and I'll be there.

Crispin

Date: 2015-02-07 22:03 EST
To Thorn

I can't.

I'm sorry.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-07 23:32 EST
Text to Cris

Okay? Did something happen?

Crispin

Date: 2015-02-07 23:54 EST
To Thorn

No, nothing did. It's just me.

But I wasted your time, and for that I apologize.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-08 00:26 EST
Text to Cris

Let's try this then, wha sort of job are you looking for?

Kaos isn't the only place I own.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-11 02:05 EST
Text to Les (10:58 p.m.): Congratulations again on all of that. I very much enjoyed hanging out and talking with you today.
Text to Les (11:00 p.m.): Running here in the morning:
https://41.media.tumblr.com/74d86eff85add86dd0e5114da8761966/tumblr_njl5hjfBek1trxee1o1_540.jpg
https://41.media.tumblr.com/8acbc180c0c4efd6e9e68b8f0cc16cfd/tumblr_njb3cakrss1qers7bo1_500.jpg
Want to go with?

------
Text to Ben (11:01 p.m.): Hey. Sorry about Sunday, got tangled up in my own ego for a bit and had to bail.
Text to Ben (11:02 p.m.): I'm running here (above images are attached and sent along), invited Les to go with. You want in?
Text to Ben (11:03 p.m.): Well, you and whomever else decides to tag along with you that is. Or, you know, whomever you decide to drag along with.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-11 11:59 EST
Text to Thorn (tSu983&&8): No worry. Don't be ego shy, you're one of the kindest people I know.

Text to Thorn (tSu983&&4): Already at work but love to go there walking or running, reminds me of home.

----

Mass Text (tSu983&&1): On Location. I think I'm in a Myst Age.

Mass Text (tSu983&&1):

http://i.imgur.com/uJqGR1s.jpg

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-11 14:22 EST
Text to Ben (11:20 a.m.): Awesome! We'll hook up when you've time.
Text to Ben (11:21 a.m.): Also, I kind of want to go exploring where ever the hells you are. Like, seriously want to.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-11 17:32 EST
Mass Text (tSu983&39): Brb going to D'Ni

Mass Text (tSu983&39):http://i.imgur.com/XrX7RUV.jpg

FinMack

Date: 2015-02-11 23:14 EST
Text to Ben: I'm sorry I'm such a bastard.

Text to Ben: Thank you for everything you have done

Lirenel

Date: 2015-02-12 10:36 EST
Text to Benjamin (10:34 AM): What a lovely picture to wake up to. You know, I think I've been there before. ;-) Reminds me of Arofilios about 200 years ago.

Bed is cold without you.

Bran FD

Date: 2015-02-12 10:47 EST

Text to Brandon (8:38am): You okay?

Text to Ben (nts): Okay? I'm not sure what that even means. I breathe. I eat, I live. I miss you-know-who when I'm not with her. Zhe's got me so pissed off with this guy she's seeing.

Text to Ben (2 minutes later): Yeah, I'm fine.

Bran FD

Date: 2015-02-12 11:05 EST
Text to Lirenel (nts): Dad, you at Ben's?

Lirenel

Date: 2015-02-12 11:06 EST
Text to Bran: (11:05 AM) Yes.

Bran FD

Date: 2015-02-12 11:07 EST
Text to Lirenel (nts): Good. Don't go anywhere. I'll brt.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-12 12:46 EST
Text to Fin (tSu543&*@): You're my friend.

--------

Text to Bran (tSu523&*^): Talk later?

-------

Text to Lirenel (tSu523&#@): They keep kicking us out of the tower.

Text to Lirenel (tSu521&$@): You are an investor, you should come and oversee the shoot at lunch. They rented a houseboat for us. No clue how they got it up/in here.

Bran FD

Date: 2015-02-12 13:29 EST
Reply to Benjamin (nts): Yeah, I'd like that. I'm with Da. He says to tell you we'll both come by after lunch. That okay?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-12 13:33 EST
Text to Bran (tSu523&@*): Great! careful getting here, I really don't know where we are.

Ketch Creeley

Date: 2015-02-12 13:59 EST
12:34 a.m.
Location: Abandoned paper mill

http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag62/ketchcreeley/funny-street-wall-graffiti-law1_zpse7c32687.jpg

(image via google image search, no credit available.)

Ketch Creeley

Date: 2015-02-12 14:04 EST
1:30 a.m. (with no time to spare for apostrophes, evidently.)
Location: Side of a convenience store two miles away from the abandoned paper mill.

http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag62/ketchcreeley/tumblr_niew2q7oPm1sxxku2o1_500_zps3e7c5e2c.jpg

(image via google image search)

Sabine

Date: 2015-02-14 03:09 EST
Text to Fin: Don't think I didn't notice you go. Come see me tomorrow? Food and movies? We could practice our guitars for a bit. Don't forget how much your friends love you. <3

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-14 12:38 EST
Text to Ben (9:37 a.m.): Feel like taking that walk?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-14 14:45 EST
Text to Thorn (9:56 a.m.): Sure, let me find clothes. Meet you by your corral in about twenty.

FinMack

Date: 2015-02-14 15:45 EST
Text to Sabine: I'm fine. See you later.

This text was sent the morning after it was received.

FinMack

Date: 2015-02-14 15:50 EST
Text to Ben: What is this Valentines Day? I don't understand.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-14 16:44 EST
Text to Fin (1:37pm): I'm not really sure. I think it's to sell candy and cards and such.

Text to Fin (1:38pm): We always called it Half Price Chocolate Day.

Text to Fin (1:40pm): A day for romance which doesn't make sense with a Catholic saint name? Or maybe it does?


--------

Text to Lirenel (1:45pm) Challenge Accepted.

Ketch Creeley

Date: 2015-02-14 21:30 EST
1:48 a.m., Feb. 14th.
Location: Wall between a greeting card shop and a confectionery.

http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag62/ketchcreeley/tumblr_n11yvpOu181t0ndk1o1_500_zpsa3947d2a.jpg

(Image credit: Banksy; thanks to Sabine for the find.)

DA TENTACLE

Date: 2015-02-15 01:17 EST
Location: Fire hydrant outside 'Subtexts' Comic Shop

http://i.imgur.com/bHlOR5d.jpg

FinMack

Date: 2015-02-15 14:11 EST
Text to Ben: Want to talk to you about Taneth. I be worried for her. How are you?

FinMack

Date: 2015-02-15 14:22 EST
Text to Ketch: I'm sorry about last night. I will understand if you don't want me to come around anymore.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-15 15:25 EST
Text to Fin (12:21pm): I'll be around. Taneth's just got to work things through, all we can really do is be there for her and let her know she can lean on us if she needs to. I don't think she knows that she can yet. :/

Text to Fin (12:23pm): I'm good, spent most of yesterday sleeping. So glad the side project filming is done.

Ketch Creeley

Date: 2015-02-15 15:46 EST
Text to Fin: Gonna kick your *** next time you apologize. But srs stop before it loses meaning.

FinMack

Date: 2015-02-15 16:15 EST
Text to Ben: I'll be by later today to ride, after I visit Lucy. I will tell her you said hello.

Text to Ben: I be glad it's over, too. Want to see more of you. I'll sleep over tonight.

***********************************************

Text to Ketch: Help me with something? Tonight, meet me at bar in West End.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-15 21:24 EST
Text to Ben (6:24p.m.): Would y'all like to go riding again in the morning?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-16 12:39 EST
Text to Thorn (9:32am): At work, meet me at your corral at noon? Need to pick your brain.

----

Text to Fin (9:35am): There will be a Scottish Gramma there to take over for my housekeeper while she has the baby. Be forewarned.

Text to Fin (9:36am): Oops, she got there about an hour ago, good luck. Hahahaha!

-----

Text to Brad (9:37am): Grab your Da and come sign papers so you can intern. We really don't have to sign in blood.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-16 12:40 EST
Text to Ben (9:40 a.m.): I'll be there. And I'll wait until then to ask the obvious questions.

Bran FD

Date: 2015-02-17 10:14 EST
Text to Ben (10:12) got caught up with research; excited!!!! Even blood is okay with me! 👍

Luna Eva

Date: 2015-02-18 18:43 EST
The following announcement was displayed in the front window of the clinic offices of WestEnd Med, and posted, at least briefly, on a couple of local bulletin boards:

NOTICE

WestEnd Med is NOT providing "Grandmother Flu" vaccinations at this time. Clinic staff is currently researching the threat-level and prevalence of the "Grandmother Flu" strain, and will make no recommendations on vaccinations until research is complete and a reliable source of inoculations has been located. In the meantime, WestEnd Med recommends that the usual good-health precautions are taken during this cold and flu season, including regular hand-washing, avoiding contact with the infected, and keeping your home and surroundings clean.

If you have any questions, please contact us at 76-349-2288 or at
101 Ave. Dillinger, WestEnd, Rhy'Din 832C

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-21 11:03 EST
Text to Princess, Hawk (6:36am): I need help. I don't know how to hide these wings again. I've wacked them on everything in this house twice at least.

Text to Princess, Hawk (6:38am): I will bring you pizza, Dr. Pepper, M&Ms, Cadbury eggs. Help. Please.

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2015-02-22 13:12 EST
Text to Benjamin: (nts) Come over. We'll rescue you!

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-22 13:26 EST
Text to Ben (10:22 a.m.): I'm going hunting, a friend asked me to set up his birthday feast and, well, it's going to be reallydamnbig.

Text to Ben (10:23 a.m.): He wants a royal/high type feast very medieval and elaborate. This means lots of meat.

Text to Ben (10:24 a.m.): Is there anything you need for your larder, or do you want to go with? Either way, let me know.

--------------

Text to Jak (10:25 a.m.): Going hunting for the meat for your feast. Is there anything in particular you want? Is there anything you need for right now in the way of meat?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-22 14:57 EST
Text to Thorn (10:26am): Oh wow. I'd love to hunt with you, but I've got a uhm well, I'm still figuring these wings out.

Text to Thorn (10:28am): I'd love a few muntjac, because I can't hunt them. I just want to make them into pets. But they are delicious.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-22 16:00 EST
Text to Ben (10:30 a.m.): It's probably bad that I want to tie a rope to your foot and find a nice windy spot isn't it?

Text to Ben (10:31 a.m.): Also: Wings?!? The fuck did I miss wings?

Text to Ben (10:32 a.m.): Muntjac, got it. I'll see if I can bag a couple for you.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-22 19:02 EST
Text to Thorn (11:30am): YES IT IS. And do NOT give Jack any ideas!

Text to Thorn (11:32am): Wings. You know. Sir Paul McCartney's old band. THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO.

Text to Thorn (11:35am): I think I've got the hang of this glamor stuff. I hope.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-22 21:32 EST
Text to Ben (6:29 p.m.): You're in luck on the muntjac, got you three fat bastidges.

Text to Ben (6:30 p.m.): Butbutbutbut! It's a blast, really it is. Especially if you have someone towing you around an air strip with a Ford pickup at the same time

Text to Ben (6:31 p.m.): ... Okay, that one's a long story. But it was hell'a fun!

Text to Ben (6:32 p.m.): Oh! Now, okay, I get it. Sometimes the blonde is pretty stereotypical.

Text to Ben (6:33 p.m.): Hang out soon?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-23 11:33 EST
Text to Thorn (6:29am): I'll be home till Weds. NO TRUCKS!

----

Text to Fin (6:31am): About all the feathers...? Well. They're mine.

----

Text to Bran, Hawk, Princess (6:34am): It's done. (http://rdi.dragonsmark.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=204052#204052) Don't share YET.

---

Text to Bran (6:37am): You and I go back for still shots later. I hope you remember how to get there.

---

Text to Lirenel (6:40am): My heart. Come watch the telly with me.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-23 12:41 EST
Text to Ben (6:50 a.m.): Hahahaha! No trucks, promise. When/if you're up for it, we'll go flying together if you'd like.

Lirenel

Date: 2015-02-23 13:01 EST
Text to Benjamin (6:41 AM) Look behind you.

Bran FD

Date: 2015-02-23 13:07 EST
Text to Ben (1:05 PM): Oh, that's frickin' awesome. I knew it would be good. Can't wait to go back for still shots. Something about that place...

No worries. I remember how to get there.

Bran FD

Date: 2015-02-23 21:39 EST
Text to Joy (tMos433$+#): <3<3<3<3 Guess where I am! This is so AMAZING! I'm on the top of the world, my Princess. I adore you. I worship you. I love you.<3<3<3<3

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2015-02-23 21:51 EST
Text to Benjamin: (nts) OMG!! Romance Explosion!!!!!

Text to Benjamin: (nts)I need to make Aurora's dress.

Text to Benjamin: (nts) I have fabric samples for you. Come over soon.

Text to Benjamin: (nts) Bran is going out with you later. He loves working with you so much. Keep him safe.

Text to Benjamin: (nts) I know you will.

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2015-02-23 22:13 EST
Text to Bran: (nts) <3 <3 <3 <3 ?You are all the colors in one, at full brightness.? <3 <3 <3 <3

Text to Bran: (nts) That's from a book I'm reading. I'll show you.

Text to Bran: (nts) When you come over. You're coming over.

Text to Bran: (nts) Right? I told Benji to keep you safe.

Text to Bran: (nts) You can show me the shots you worked on.

Text to Bran: (nts) Help me with the MGoR blog? Bring your pix over so I can use some.

Text to Bran: (nts) Bran?

Text to Bran: (nts) <3 <3

Text to Bran: (nts) Are you busy? I love you!

Jak Siv

Date: 2015-02-24 16:01 EST
Text to Thorn: Type of meat? I...Like fish. Just nice fish is good enough for me. :) Thank you again, you are too kind to me!

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-24 16:06 EST
Text to Jak: I'm going with, one of these:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EO66XPf3pKI/Tt0zCjhOsuI/AAAAAAAACU8/j_5kPq3K-JM/s1600/2010-23-2-4-179.jpg

Jak Siv

Date: 2015-02-24 16:09 EST
Text to Thorn: ......Can I live with you and Roan now?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-24 16:12 EST
Text to Jak: Aww! I'll ask.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-02-25 08:58 EST
Text to Ben, Jak Siv, Mav: If you, or anyone you know, is interested in giving modeling a shot a friend of mine is setting up to be part of Fashion Week again this year. She's looking for male and female models, and her designs are frigging awesome. Mai Silverblood's her name, and she has a shop in the Marketplace.

FinMack

Date: 2015-02-26 00:26 EST
Text to Ben: Yours? Not from the birds?

Text to Ben: You are my friend.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-02-26 11:17 EST
Text to Fin (5:12am): Mine. The black and white ones.

Text to Fin (5:13am): I guess it's like when your wisdom teeth come in, and you didn't know you even had them.

Text to Fin (5:15am): Except they're wings.

Text to Fin (5:17am): You are my friend. My brother. I'm sorry I haven't been around, things are a little crazy right now, and yes, that's my fine English talent of understatement showing.

Text to Fin (5:23am):
http://i.imgur.com/G135J3H.jpg

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-02 21:00 EST
Text to Zen (4:12pm): Call me. Or come by.

Nicholas

Date: 2015-03-04 10:36 EST
https://40.media.tumblr.com/b9e5cf07364ddde9c25eb27f18c70d2e/tumblr_nkp1ti9IX81unzioso1_400.jpg

WestEnd Alley.

Nicholas

Date: 2015-03-04 10:44 EST
Voicemail

"David," annoyance laced the caller's tone. "Where the **** are you? I've some, ah, developments to discuss. Do not text me, for God's sake. Meet me. You know where. Or maybe you don't."

The message included muffled rustling for at least two minutes after the voice ceased speaking. A splash, the blare of a horn and a great deal of cursing which became clear as the rustling ceased. The tap-tap of 'dialing' and the discovery: "****! I always forget to hit end."

Taneth

Date: 2015-03-08 17:53 EST
A few letters in Taneth's script floated along the winds until they would eventually reach Benjamin Piers and Jack Scot. The following words were scribbled on the pages:

When I think back
On these times
And the dreams
We left behind
I'll be glad 'cause
I was blessed to get
To have you in my life
When I look back
On these days
I'll look and see your face
You were right there for me

In my dreams
I'll always see you soar
Above the sky
In my heart
There will always be a place
For you for all my life
I'll keep a part
Of you with me
And everywhere I am
There you'll be
And everywhere I am
There you'll be

Well you showed me
How it feels
To feel the sky
Within my reach
And I always
Will remember all
The strength you
Gave to me
Your love made me
Make it through
Oh, I owe so much to you
You were right there for me



_______________________________

Artist: Faith Hill
Lyrics written by: Diane Warren

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-13 21:29 EST
Text to Lirenel (2:18) Beat up Winnie's new ex boyfriend. Off to the ER, not badly hurt.

Text to Lirenel (2:19) I thought she was dating Mark. I suspect they're having drama.

-------
Text to Fin (3:20pm) Miss seeing you. Are you okay?

------
Text to Lirenel (5:15pm) I got arrested! Still signing stuff for their charity auction, too. My heart, my love.

Text to Lirenel (5:24pm) Coming home now.

FinMack

Date: 2015-03-15 17:21 EST
Text to Ben: I will come see u more, I am sorry.

Text to Ben: Tried the candle today alone.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-16 12:01 EST
Text to Fin (6:32am): One day at a time.

Text to Fin (6:34am): Come by tonight I've got Benny Hill.

Text to Fin (6:37am): Trust me. >:)

David Starling

Date: 2015-03-17 12:25 EST
Voicemail

Hey, Nicholas. Just got back from almost heaven. No mobile service up there. I'm heading over now if it's not too late.

Ketch Creeley

Date: 2015-03-18 00:15 EST
Time: 3:00 a.m.
Location: Entrance to WestEnd sector morgue.

http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag62/ketchcreeley/Screen%20Shot%202015-03-17%20at%2011.09.08%20PM_zpsg6orec7m.png

Shae Stormchild

Date: 2015-03-18 10:00 EST
In odd places where eyes might rest, outside bars and houses of night. Letters that at first seem unfamiliar, but on second look are in the tongue most familiar to you. A simple warning, not for the eyes of the dead. Only those with a heartbeat may read the painted warning.

Heed the curfew. Do not walk alone. Do not meet the eyes of the pale woman.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-03-18 15:16 EST
Text to Ben (12:16 p.m.): I have a picnic basket full of food, and I'm kicked by the corral. Lunch?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-18 15:18 EST
Text to Thorn (12:18 p.m.): Sure thing, be right there.

Dair McRae

Date: 2015-03-18 16:39 EST
Text to Thorn: It's a go if you're still interested. Also found out you know Fin Mackenzie. I work with him. Get in touch with either of us. Thanks, talk soon.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-03-18 17:20 EST
Text to Dair: Hey hi! Awesome! I'm definitely still interested! And am really looking forward to the collaboration.

And yes, yes I know Fin. Well, kinda hung out around him a couple times, exchanged names, gave him a horse.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-03-19 14:48 EST
Text to Dair: Okay, don't kill me but, I want the bottom portion of the fencing panels to be treated oak, and the top to be like this:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d6/0d/c8/d60dc8ff98393c607174e3b518c76b10.jpg

For the gates, I want a grille like this, but without the colors:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7yqwtgUrffM/T5EX_gpfmEI/AAAAAAAAORA/HEsiJ-oPKuw/s1600/DoorWinodw.jpg

What do you think?
I know the woodwork's going to need to be thick as hells, and banded and reinforced to hold up to the weight, but that's kind of what I want. Something strong as hells, just in case that part of the WestEnd lights up and shit kicks off.

I know it's going to be pricey, but I've got it to spend.

And I know it'll be labor intensive, which'll add to the coin count.

You and Fin and your boss(es?) talk it over again, and get back to me? Please?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-03-19 14:53 EST
Text to Ben (11:50 a.m.): So, last week this metal smith kind of dropped into my lap (not literally, sadly) and said he'd talk to his bosses and see about doing the metal work on the fencing and gates I want for the open front of the Brambles.

He may be regretting getting the go ahead now.

This is the top six foot of the tri-fold fencing, or it's what I really want:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d6/0d/c8/d60dc8ff98393c607174e3b518c76b10.jpg

The bottom four feet are going to be really thick oak, banded and reinforced.

Over the, oak again, gates, this grille, without the colors:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7yqwtgUrffM/T5EX_gpfmEI/AAAAAAAAORA/HEsiJ-oPKuw/s1600/DoorWinodw.jpg

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-19 17:51 EST
Text to Thorn (12:12pm): Fab!

Text to Thorn (12:14pm): Bottom panel, can there be a silver bell hung in the center there? Not iron. Brass or tin or something.

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-03-19 23:04 EST
Voicemail to Ben:

Hey, sorry I didn't get your message until today. I was away over Spring Break and then my phone broke. Got a new one. Let me know if you still want to talk or ... whatever.

Oh. Uh-- it's Zhe.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-19 23:53 EST
Text to Zhe (8:35pm): Zhe. Thank goodness. I was worried about you. Of course I want to talk or meet.

Text to Zhe (8:38pm): Just say when.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-03-20 02:11 EST
Text to Ben (11:10 p.m.): Don't see why not. Silver colored, or silver-silver?

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-03-21 14:01 EST
Text to Ben: (nts) Lots to study this weekend. Wanna do lunch Monday? Name the place.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-21 18:10 EST
Text to Thorn (4:56pm): Tin.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Text to Zhe (5:00pm): Cassidy's Pub *link to address*

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-03-23 13:40 EST
Text to Ben (nts) I'm running late

David Starling

Date: 2015-03-23 14:14 EST
Text to Zhe: (2:08 p.m.) ?I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.?

Text to Zhe: (2:13 p.m.) Drop your fork and think of me.

Text to Zhe: (2:15 p.m.) How long are you going to be?

Text to Zhe: (2:18 p.m.) Can I beat him up?

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-03-23 14:22 EST
Text to David (2:22) NO

David Starling

Date: 2015-03-23 14:24 EST
Text to Zhe: (2:23 p.m.) Why so mean, baby?

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-03-23 14:58 EST
Text to David: (2:56) phtt U like it

Lirenel

Date: 2015-03-23 15:50 EST
Text to Benjamin:

My ears are burning ...

David Starling

Date: 2015-03-23 15:53 EST
Text to Zhe: (3:52 p.m.) When can I see you?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-23 16:06 EST
Text to Lirenel (3:09pm): They should be. I'm thinking of them. ;)

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-03-23 16:29 EST
Text to David: Headed to class. See you after. Dinner?

Lirenel

Date: 2015-03-23 16:31 EST
Text to Benjamin:

Now they're tingling.

David Starling

Date: 2015-03-23 16:31 EST
Text to Zhe: (4:30 p.m.) Dinner's good. Might have to crash at your place.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-23 16:34 EST
Text to Lirenel (3:14pm): Good. Heading home and picking up groceries, meet me there. :D

Lirenel

Date: 2015-03-23 16:36 EST
Text to Benjamin:

I will beat you there!

Zen Fael

Date: 2015-03-23 16:49 EST
Text to David: (4:39 PM) No problem, furry baby.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-03-23 16:52 EST
Text to Ben (1:52 p.m.):

Tin, got it. I'm guessing the bell should have a good singing voice too. You happen to know any bellfounders?

Also, thanks for the input!

Dair McRae

Date: 2015-03-24 04:19 EST
Text to Thorn: We'll do it. Would like to meet to discuss and finalize details? Looking forward to working on this.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-03-24 08:58 EST
Text to Dair (4:45 a.m.): Yes! Uhm, today's kind of open-ish while the sun's mostly up.

Tomorrow's a slightly more definite with "after noon."

Sorry, this week's a tangle. What time tomorrow's good for you?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-25 15:46 EST
Text to Thorn (11:45am): I don't, I know Fin works as a smith? Maybe he'd know.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-03-25 15:49 EST
Text to Ben (11:58 a.m.): Good point. I'll ask either him, when I see him, or Dair when I see him.

It's actually their smithy that's going to make the fencing panels. Just have to get a time together to sit down and hammer stuff out.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-03-26 14:22 EST
Text to Ben (11:20 a.m.): Ran into Gem last night, her baby shower is set of Tuesday evening-ish. =D

Details are incoming.

Incoming MMS message:
http://rdi.dragonsmark.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t= 28785

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-26 14:32 EST
Text to Thorn (2:30pm): Fantastic!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Text to Lirenel (2:33pm): *Forwarding Thorn's MMS*

Text to Lirenel (2:35pm): Still nothing on that incident last night.

Text to Lirenel (2:39pm): There's a pack of reporters going up and down the road. They can't find my house. You're good, my heart.

Lirenel

Date: 2015-03-27 07:57 EST
Text to Benjamin: (7:49 AM) oh ... So much pink ...

(7:52) sorry love, up all night , as you know -- prowling, among other things -- and daylight is too absurdly bright this morning.

Besides, it's we; WE are good.

The woods are nice, quiet at 5 am...but the night was long. I don't hear you in the house? I'm going back to sleep.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-27 12:45 EST
Text to Lirenel (9:45am): Be home in an hour, once I'm out of makeup.

Text to Lirenel (9:47am): I'll have them leave the horns on.

Lirenel

Date: 2015-03-31 10:23 EST
Text to Benjamin: (9:37 AM) Fiyse miljin anwyl we need more than beast eyes on the property, I see that now. Can't sleep. I think I'll come watch you work.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-03-31 15:22 EST
Text to Lirenel: (11:37 AM) save me from makeup!

The Redneck

Date: 2015-04-08 15:36 EST
Text to Ben (12:35): Love you. Tell me, please, if there's anything I can do for you. My heart aches for you, my food tastes of ashes.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-04-09 12:52 EST
Text to Thorn (12:50PM): I'm alright, I promise. I'm more worried about Jack and Fin. They're stronger than they know.

Text to Thorn (12:55PM): I'm coming to steal another of your horses.

Text to Thorn (1:03PM): I'll probably bring it back. Maybe.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-04-09 13:17 EST
Text to Ben. (1:04 p.m.): Well, I'm worried about all three of you. And I know you'll hold up and get through. You're all strong as hell.

Text to Ben. (1:05 p.m.): Watch out for the ghost brindle, he's new. But the blue eyed palomino paint could use some "may be coming back" time.

Text to Ben. (1:07 p.m.): Took a couple baskets to the Cottage today, one of nothing but cookies.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-04-09 13:36 EST
The redneck had been struck, caught by a thought, snared so strongly by a maybe that even the crow who was her near constant companion fell still and quiet and stared. Watched with her head tilting in a slow arc left then right, then back to the right, as she outlined the maybe, the possibility that'd smacked right up against her throat.

"We'll have to talk to the right people, find just the right place. It'll have to be an all day thing, no way this can be done, and done right, in just a few hours. Maybe an ongoing thing. Something that can be added to from now 'til the end of Belief." Muttering in time with the flow of pen over paper, the redneck finally decided she'd gotten down as much as she could.

Set the pen aside, long enough to slip out a thin strip of barely there paper to jot down the basic gist on. Rolled and folded and tucked the slip into a capped leather tube she then tied to the crow's leg, much to the bird's patiently amused chagrin. "Yeah yeah, I know you don't need this. But maybe I do." When the bird snickered, she rolled her eyes and stuck her tongue out at it.

"Show him, please?" After fluffing her feathers, the crow took flight. Rode the currents of Spring's warming winds and breezes to find a certain scarecrow-ribbon man and deliver the sliver of a maybe.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-04-09 17:32 EST
And later when a chortling, and damn smug crow made her return, and was happily being spoiled on a variety of wriggling pinkies, the redneck's smile bloomed to life again. Full blown and sun kissed with dimples flirting 'round the edges.

The reply comforting and easing. Soothing the mild anxiety that had tried to morph into something so much worse.

"Well then, we've a lot of planning and contacts to make between now and, sometime."

The Redneck

Date: 2015-04-16 14:06 EST
Text to Ben 11:06 a.m.): So, I'm coming to find you. Want to give me a hint or three?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-04-16 14:09 EST
Text to Thorn (11:10 AM): Pft. And make it easy for you?

Text to Thorn (11:11 AM): I'm home but out back, testing gravity.

Text to Thorn (11:12 AM): FYI? It still works.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-04-16 14:10 EST
Text to Ben (11:10 a.m.): Hah! I'll be right there, and may bring my rubber chicken.

Lirenel

Date: 2015-04-17 12:54 EST
Text to Benjamin (12:44 PM): Fiy qa anfython, meyr... fiy tuyren...fiy wyla dy.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-04-17 15:36 EST
Text to Lirenel (12:46 PM): Lirenel. No. No. You aren't.

Text to Lirenel (12:47 PM): I'll be right there.

Lirenel

Date: 2015-04-20 13:35 EST
Letter to Princess, delivered by crow, written in an elegant hand, burgundy ink on cream colored high quality paper.

My Darling Girl,

I ask your forgiveness. I should have come to you, but I could not face you. Yes, I'm a coward. Brandon still sleeps. I know you want to go to him; but, I cannot risk you. How can I? You are neither mine nor his to risk. I can imagine your arguments and I understand your love, I do.

Please believe I am doing all I can.

Your devoted,
LFD

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2015-04-20 15:08 EST
Written in a flowery hand on thick pink stationary bordered with living pink posies:

Dear Lirenel,

Nothing and no one will keep us apart. True love conquers all.

Princess.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-04-26 16:47 EST
Text To Lirenel (11:45am): My bed's going to be a bit crowded when you get back.

Text To Lirenel (11:46): There's a fluffy little surprise waiting to meet you there.

Lirenel

Date: 2015-04-28 13:28 EST
Text to Benjamin (Noon the same day): Did you get a kitten?

Jack won't like that.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-04-29 13:23 EST
Text to Dair (10:20 a.m.): Hey sexy, how's my fencing coming along?
Haven't heard anything from you or Fin in a long while, figured I'd check in. This is not a push, shove, nudge, or rush, just a check in.

The Brambles is done, and open to the community, but there's seriously no rush on the gate. Hit me back when y'all get time yeah?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-04-29 13:26 EST
Mass text to Les, Ben, 'Lexi, 'Dair, Rei, Lucy The Brambles are open and ready. Thought I'd share.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-04-29 16:09 EST
Text to Thorn (12:37pm): Come by the house. Gem has something fluffy to show you.

Text to Fin (12:38pm): Come see what Gem made.

Text to Jackie (12:39pm): Gem spawned. Tell your mum and brother. They've been at my house.

Text to Lirenel (12:40pm): On my way home, my heart.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-04-29 16:25 EST
Text to Ben: Gem has a fluffy? On my way.

Dair McRae

Date: 2015-04-29 17:32 EST
Text to Thorn: Rather well. More than halfway done. Not much longer now.

Soon after the text came a picture of Fin, shirtless and sweaty and dirty, laboring over a red-hot piece of metal with a hammer.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-04-29 17:44 EST
Text to Dair : Okay, that's a damn nice pic. Except you're not in it too. But! That's a wonderful thing, absolutely brilliant! The rehabbing and rebuilding is done, and the Brambles are open for anyone who might be interested in hanging out there.

Thank you guys again for all your hard work!

FinMack

Date: 2015-04-29 20:58 EST
Text to Ben: What di....oh! She had the babe? Cannot wait to see it! :eek:

The Redneck

Date: 2015-05-02 13:05 EST
Text to Jak (10:05 a.m.): Hey Jak! Brambles are open. =D

Dair McRae

Date: 2015-05-05 15:04 EST
Text to Thorn: It's done.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-05-05 17:26 EST
Text to Dair: You are absolutely brilliant! Thank you!

I'll have someone come 'round to get it in the morning.

Crispin

Date: 2015-05-23 22:35 EST
To Gem

8:35pm

Can we try that again?

Gemethyst

Date: 2015-05-25 19:55 EST
Text to Cris: Yes. Yes, we can. Tomorrow.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-05-31 13:16 EST
Text to Ben, Dair, Fin, Jak-Siv, Andu (10:13 a.m.): Tear down's done, time to start building up again. If you, or anyone you know wants, the park's ready and waiting to be put together.

There's more than enough, for now, supplies and equipment to go around.

-directions to the park site go here-

Matilda Estwick

Date: 2015-06-03 11:37 EST
Text to Thorn (10:37 a.m.): Dear Ms Thorn, I think your memorial park project is very noteworthy and that Rhy'Din can only benefit from your efforts. If there's anything I can do to help please feel free to contact me. Best regards, Matilda Estwick. Founder, Rhy'Din Horticultural Association (RHA); Owner, Matilda's Bloomers flower shop.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-06-03 13:44 EST
Text to Matilda (10:45 a.m.): I've been meaning to get in touch with you about that actually. ^.^ And thank you! The park(s because there's going to be a couple more, at least), are, hopefully, going to be in a constant state of growth as people add in their own touches when and where their ..I'm going to use the word need because it feels like it fits best.. need pushes them to.
Because of that, and because I want to use local connections and support local businesses before any others, would you be willing to offer seminars, pamphlets, and the like on companion planting, and ..well you know a lot more about this sort of thing than I do so I won't tell you water's wet (or how to do what you most assuredly know how to do). And to go hand-in-hand with that, would you be able to supply plantings (flowers, fruit trees, vegetables plants, plant-plants, etc) for the project as well?
Also, Hi, my name is Thorn and I tend to get really, really excited and ramble on and on. =)

Matilda Estwick

Date: 2015-06-10 11:43 EST
Text to Thorn (11:43 a.m.): Good morning Thorn! I can fully understand your enthusiasm. I definitely can offer a seminar (including pamphlets/hand outs) on companion planting in regards to flowers, fruits and vegetables. I took the liberty of contacting several business associates who are willing to donate fruit trees and vegetable plantings. I'll certainly donate plants (plant-plants) and flowers for your project. Please let me know where deliveries should be made.
Have a great day! Matilda

The Redneck

Date: 2015-06-10 11:59 EST
Text to Matilda (11:55 a.m.) Morning! You are brilliant! Thank you so much!

The address is (and here are annoyingly detailed directions from Bloomers to the park, as well as the physical address).

Thank you again! Have a wonderful day! Thorn

Matilda Estwick

Date: 2015-06-10 12:23 EST
Text to Thorn (12:22 p.m.): You're very welcome, and thank you for being so quick to respond with the address and directions. I'm glad they're explicit, especially in light of the road construction taking place. You can expect deliveries to begin arriving in the next few days unless you prefer we hold off a little longer. Matilda

The Redneck

Date: 2015-06-10 12:28 EST
Text to Matilda (12:30 p.m.) In the next few days would be just perfect! I can't thank you, and your contacts enough. Looking forward to working with you, on this project and others. =D

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-06-11 17:25 EST
Text to Lirenel, Gemythist, Fin, and Thorn (12:34pm): Woo! I am free for the summer holiday! I've got the Caddy cleaned up and ready, the Drive In theater is screening Elvis Movies. Let's go!

Attached Video:


https://youtu.be/ui0EgRsFVN8

The Redneck

Date: 2015-06-11 17:28 EST
Text to Ben (2:28 p.m.): I'm in! And I'll bring a picnic.

Lirenel

Date: 2015-06-12 09:34 EST
text to Benjamin (2:47 PM): wouldn't miss the first movie night of summer at the drive in with you and "the gang", my heart. We must take pictures for Bran...

The Redneck

Date: 2015-06-28 14:17 EST
Mass text (11:14 a.m.) Who wants to go hunting?

I know where a herd of Megalos are.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-06-28 16:09 EST
Text to Thorn (12:23pm): Megalos? Is that something I need a spear or clean underwear for?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-06-28 16:15 EST
Text to Ben (12:25 p.m.) hahaha! Both? Megaloceros, Irish Elk. Spear and bow and fresh underwear. ;D

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-04 15:27 EST
Blanket Text (12:26 p.m.): Going to check out the Seaside fireworks tonight, anyone else down?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-07-04 23:47 EST
Text to Thorn (4:45pm): Happy Treason Day, Ungrateful Colonial. ;D


Text to Thorn (4:47pm): Should meet you there.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-08 08:11 EST
(In conjunction with the playable: Exploration.)

When The Redneck sends back a message Shy is simply delighted!

SheWolfShy: Thorn!
SheWolfShy: Hvordan har du det i dag?
SheWolfShy: I am exploring med my communications device!
SheWolfShy: I shall save your number, too!

A few moments later

SheWolfShy: I am alive and fint, Thorn. Takk for asking.
SheWolfShy: Sometimes I get silly ideas. But ...
SheWolfShy: I simply adore adventures, og this is one!

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-11 17:27 EST
SheWolfShy: Greetings again, Thorn!
SheWolfShy: I simply adore the tiny dragon. Tusen takk!
SheWolfShy: Do you have a picture of a little wolf?
SheWolfShy: 'Twould be marvelous if I could see it.

Several minutes pass. The image sent to The Redneck is purely accidental. Chances are Shy is completely unaware of what she did.

SheWolfShy: +viking+

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-11 17:35 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Hmm, I don't seem to have an emoticon for a little wolf, but! I totally found a bunch of pics.

http://us.cdn2.123rf.com/168nwm/lineartestpilot/lineartestpilot1501/lineartestpilot150117511/35865872-retro-comic-book-style-cartoon-wolf-cub.jpg
https://www.squishable.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/opensquish_wolf_25468_design_thumbnail.jpg

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-11 17:49 EST
SheWolfShy: Those pictures are cute.
SheWolfShy: I must say the first one looks more like a fox to me.
SheWolfShy: What does the fox say?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-12 03:08 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: =/ Good point.
Text to SheWolfShy: Well, I don't know how to speak Fox, so I'm not sure what the Fox says beyond "Bark!" Or some sort of yowly-screechy sound.
Text to SheWolfShy: Though, maybe this song will help?

https://youtu.be/KYJbNpLYxyQ



(Fair warning, Thorn knowingly sent Shy a link to What Does The Fox say, with lyrics.)

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-12 17:06 EST
Shy is confused by Thorn's 'song'. It is nothing but a line of letters and symbols with a short message that says 'youtu.be'.

SheWolfShy: Am I to be a fox?
SheWolfShy: Or is that a covert way of saying I am tubby?
SheWolfShy: I do not understand.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-12 17:25 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Oh, sorry! Use your finger to tap the line of nonsense there. It should open up another window with a song and the lyrics to the song displayed on the screen.
Text to SheWolfShy: The nonsense is a web-link, or url.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-12 19:08 EST
SheWolfShy: I did as you instructed, but nought happens.
SheWolfShy: Please explain hva 'web-link' means.
SheWolfShy: Hva do the letters 'url' stand for?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-13 18:24 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Sorry about the slow as hells to reply thing. Got hell'a busy.
Text to SheWolfShy: URL stands for Uniform Resource Locator.
Text to SheWolfShy URL stands for Uniform Resource Locator. It is the address of a web page. Each page has its own unique web address (URL). This is how your computer locates the web page that you are trying to find. An example of a URL is: http://funbrain.com/index.html. <--- Is mostly for show and doesn't actually go anywhere.
Text to SheWolfShy A Web-link is like a shortcut. If someone's sent you the address to a website, usually all you have to do is click, or tap, on the link and it'll take you right there. This way you don't have to type out the whole address to get to a certain web page.
Text to SheWolfShy Doesn't always work though. =(
Text to SheWolfShy And I very much apologize for the ick, not-fun, and/or frustration.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-07-13 18:28 EST
Text to Ben, Pharlen, Gem, Fin, Dair, Rei, Des, Jackie: There is a Carnival! We must needs go!

NorseLady

Date: 2015-07-13 19:53 EST
SheWolfShy: Nei apologies are necessary, Thorn.
SheWolfShy: We have other things to do in our daily lives, ja?
SheWolfShy: I am tenkning the 'web-link' did not work because my communications device is for sending messages only.
SheWolfShy: Although, 'twas quite a nice surprise to find out I kan receive pictures!
SheWolfShy: Takk for explaining the words!
SheWolfShy: Again, nei need to apologize. I am fint.

After peering at the plethora of emoticons Eli has sent, Shy sends one to The Redneck a few seconds later.

SheWolfShy: 8D

Lirenel

Date: 2015-08-02 08:50 EST
Text to Benjamin: (absurdly early in the morning) The night sky has only just begun to break at the coming of dawn. Night never lasts as long as it seems to. Snaking filigree in gold infiltrates the midnight blue awakening the stars to all that they can be.

I miss you, this moment, most intensely, harayn a'fiyse aynid, though I know you merely sleep.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-08-05 12:26 EST
SheWolfShy: Godt ettermiddag, Thorn!
SheWolfShy: Hvordan har du det i dag?
SheWolfShy: 'Tis so nice of you to tenk about me og to send the picture. Takk!
SheWolfShy: I am quite impressed med that hammock stand, for sure.
SheWolfShy: Perhaps I shall hire someone to make a similar one for me. I kan definitely see myself using it.
SheWolfShy: Look hva I figured out hvordan to do ... +viking+
SheWolfShy: Hvem knew such a thing existed? I adore it!

The Redneck

Date: 2015-08-05 13:44 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: I'm doing very well thank you!
Text to SheWolfShy: That emoticon is freaking awesome! And, well pretty damn close to perfect in my opinion.
Text to SheWolfShy: I'm super pleased you dig the hammock stand. =D

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-08-06 06:08 EST
Text to Lirenel (3:12am): Dream with me, my heart.

NorseLady

Date: 2015-08-06 11:24 EST
SheWolfShy: The emoticon was made by chance.
SheWolfShy: Do you believe in luck?
SheWolfShy: Dig the hammock stand? Hva do you mean?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-08-06 15:40 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: "Dig" in this instance means like or enjoy, also something you're into. I really "dig" built men with scars and long hair. I really "like" built ment with scars and long hair.

Text to SheWolfShy: I very much believe in luck, and fate, and destiny. I also believe that we wind up making our own more often than not.
I really dig happy coincidences too!

The Redneck

Date: 2015-08-25 16:38 EST
Text to Ben, Gem, Rei, Dair, Lucy, Fin: Working planning a few day-hunting trips, and wiggling in some spear fishing too. Who needs/wants what for their larders? Who knows of anyone who could use some extra fresh as well?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-08-25 16:43 EST
As the Crow flies Jack's way: Going hunting soon, anything special you'd like?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-09-01 17:00 EST
Text to Thorn (3:30pm): Fish! Any sort. Could use some squirrel pelts too.


Text to Lirenel (3:34pm): You have ten minutes before you are abducted by a mysterious cloaked stranger who is definitely not me driving a car that looks just like mine but isn't. He'll probably take you somewhere lovely and have his horrible way with you, so be ready.

Text to Lirenel (3:40pm): The mysterious cloaked stranger whacked his knee on the car door so don't laugh at his limping and cussing.

Lirenel

Date: 2015-09-02 19:42 EST
Fae Paper Airplane to Jack
Help, been kidnapped by a mysterious stranger.
(with an elegant scrawl, the words 'cloaked and limping' were added beneath mysterious and stranger, a carat pointing between the two)

He plans to have his horrible way with me.

He looks a lot like a Bright Star we both know.
And he drives a car a damn sight near to an exact replica of said Star's car.

He gave me this paper to send this note.

I think you're in danger if you come find us.

Affectionately,
your darling,
Lirenel

Jack Scot

Date: 2015-09-09 17:02 EST
The old Crow sprawled across a throne of ice. The only thing keeping the feathered king from freezing his boney butt owas the skin of some furry Malken and the distraction of the origami folding of a paper fortune teller. He grinned wide and sly while some sleepy official, just awakened for Autumn, droned on about how others were waking up on schedule. The Crow slipped his fingers into the folds and worked the once-paper-airplane open and close. Open and close. Sleepy official who the king could not remember the name of flustered when the king asked the fortune teller aloud, "what is the King doing tonight?"

With the question asked, the Crow cawed with delight at the answer. "The King seeks danger."

The Redneck

Date: 2015-09-14 22:31 EST
Text to Ben: You wouldn't happen to have a smoker would you?

The Redneck

Date: 2015-09-23 18:28 EST
Voice-mail for Pharlen: Hello beautiful, it's Thorn. Have a proposition for you. I'm running for governor, and Jackie mentioned something about an endorsement from y'all's end?
When you get a chance, lemme know whatcha think yeah?
Also, very glad you're now in less than a buncha pieces.
You're, one of the very important people in my life, and I'd miss your face if it wasn't around.

Pharlen

Date: 2015-09-24 15:16 EST
Voice-mail for Thorn (at some unholy hour): What? No, put that down. No! JACK! Would you please do something with your damn zom--- Is this on? Oh -- Yes, Jackie found my foot and fingers, swim team comes in handy. Certainly we'll do an endorsement for you, I'm JACK DAMNIT GET THIS ZOMBIE BEFORE HE EATS THE MAILM... *click*

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-09-24 20:04 EST
Text to Thorn (2:45pm): I don't, Jack smokes cigarettes. Gem smokes weird little elf doobies.

Text to Thorn (2:48pm): 5 bales three in one, 100lbs scratch, 100lbs rolled oats, two salt and mineral blocks, 50lbs all meat dog chow, ten smoked pig noses.

Text to Thorn (2:50pm): Ignore that. Just bring fish. Ginger and Pearl would like a trout (or whatever you've got that's about two lbs) to share.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-09-25 02:08 EST
Text to Ben: Fish, got it. Lots of fish, on my way with it sweetness.

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2015-09-26 14:56 EST
Text to Hawk: (Courtesy Resend Infernity By Microsoft, your Demonic Answer For Modern Summoning. 2:18 PM 10.26.15) Dude. Grab a flat piece of hematite. Put the awareness 3 sigil with the perception (Ra's eye) glyph on back, then cast the Dreamer's Sigil from the Blue Codex on it.

Text to Hawk: (Courtesy Resend Infernity By Microsoft, your Demonic Answer For Modern Summoning. 2:20 PM 10.26.15) Free Netflix!

Text to Hawk: (Courtesy Resend Infernity By Microsoft, your Demonic Answer For Modern Summoning. 2:23 PM 10.26.15) Stuck in the Goblin City, see if your dad will let you come visit. Uncle Jareth gave me the keys to the armory.

Lirssa Sarengrave

Date: 2015-09-29 14:02 EST
Text to Thorn 12:50 PM (says it comes from Motley Moxie)

Hi, Thorn. It's Lirssa. Saw the posters. So here's my question.

If you were to be governor, what would your goals be in the first 60 days?

Regards!

The Redneck

Date: 2015-09-29 14:53 EST
Text to Lirssa (12:55): Hi! Thank you for your question! =D

In my first sixty days, I'd like to get the Small Business Relief fund plumped up again to start.

Maybe start some sort of incentive program for businesses that have some sort of public use garden for either food, or medicinal plants.

Plan, and maybe after the first of the year, put into motion an event to help train and fund the Watch.

Set up more pantry sites through the city to work on conjunction with the Welcome Center for our newest visitors or residents, and maybe wiggle a way to be able to help those of us who've had a stumble or twelve and need a bit of a steadying hand to help us gain our feet again.

I'd like to extend the parks network as well. Bring playgrounds and safe places for kids and adults to breathe and be for a while, to the areas that really need them.

I'd also very much like to get in contact with the current council (if we even still have one because I seriously can't remember) and see who wants to stay on and who'd like to step down and whether or not they have anyone they'd like to nominate for their chair. And if we don't have a council, I'd like to see about forming one again.

I want to also get in touch with the current title holders, the Barons and such, to touch base, get to know them at least enough to nod to in passing, and maybe see if they have any thoughts or suggestions, or any needs that can be met somehow or way.

If it hasn't been done already, I'd like to set up a study on just what exactly Ascend does to the people who're addicted to it. How we can help them if they want off it, and how we can minimize the damage they do when they don't. And I'd start networking and safety netting, to do absolutely everything possible to keep children from becoming addicts, or tools, or collateral damage.

These are the main goals I have for my first bit as Governor. I don't know whether or not I'd be able to meet all of them in the first sixty, but I'd bust a gut trying.

Thank you for asking!

=D

Hocus Pocus

Date: 2015-09-29 19:33 EST
Text to Thorn : Hello potential governor. You don't know me, but the name's Xzavier. I'm an undead. I'd like to know your stances on undead rights, and if you have put any plans on progressing equal rights for undead, be they brain hungry zombie, blood sucking vampire, flesh eating ghoul, or sexy pants skeleton. I'd like to remind you that it was only because of feminism that women are able to vote and run for office; the undeadinism movement is just waiting for someone brave enough to carry our voice(s) to a larger audience.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-09-30 02:06 EST
Text to Xzavier: Oh hi! I remember you, I think from last night-ish at the Annex right? You were hitting up Jewell about her squire-ship?

In any event! Thank you for asking a question so obviously near and dear to your heart, and I'll do my best to answer to your satisfaction. Or at least not sound like a total ass.

As far as I'm aware, Rhy'din is pretty pro-equal rights for everyone on the whole, up to and including all manner of undead. At least, I've yet to hear of anyone denying any member of the no-longer-living demographic any of the opportunities afforded to those of us who, at least usually, have a heart beat.

It is my personal belief that, so long as everyone understands and accepts that everyone has a right to pursue their dreams alongside the basic staples to sustain their life-force, and so long as folk understand that the person you're trying to kill to eat has every right to try and kill you (in a general sense of you, not you specifically) right back, I don't see why, or where, there'd be any issues.

Perhaps, at some point, the hungrier of the undead could have a sit down for negotiations with certain suicide cults, or death row institutions and possibly come to an accord that's beneficial to, at least most folks involved.

I'd like to thank you for asking such a thought provoking question, hopefully I've avoided sounding like a jack-ass in the answering of it.

If you have any more questions please send them to me, or if you happen to see me out and about, come on up and say hi, then dive right in.

Have a wonderful night, and even if you decide not to vote for me, please, please, exercise your right of choice, and vote for someone.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-10-03 00:23 EST
Text to Ben, Fin, Dair, Lucy, Pharlen, Jackie, Des, and whomever else she has the number for: Governor's cage match was tonight.
Didn't win, but I didn't get my ass handed to me either. < 3 all'a y'all. I'm bringing sweet desserts to all'a y'all's houses.

Lucy Mitford

Date: 2015-10-03 01:43 EST
Text to Thorn: I voted!

The text is immediately followed by a selfie of Lucy, holding up an "I voted" sticker on one finger, with a small sliver of the frame showing a voting booth behind her.

Text to Thorn: Sorry I missed cage fight! Went up to Mount Yasuo to see the fall colors. Be back soon! xoxoxo, Lucy

Shae Stormchild

Date: 2015-10-03 02:19 EST
Text to Thorn: I'm sure you put up a good fight! Best of luck in the election.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-10-03 13:15 EST
Text to Lucy: Wootwoot! For voting! =D
Text to Lucy: Travelling for fun always, ALWAYS beats cage matches. Be safe as you can be, have as much fun as you can. See you soon! xoxoxoxo

Text to Shae: I wasn't the only one bloodied as all hell and bruised the fuh-huh up. This gives me a very perverse happy, and I'm okay with it.
Text to Shae: Thank you!

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2015-10-03 18:53 EST
Text to Thorn (2:34PM): So should I release the zombie horde now or what? :D

The Redneck

Date: 2015-10-03 21:39 EST
Text to Jackie: Since I think a few people have entirely too much time on their hands? Sure. Have a care though, theres a skelton named Xzavier who's very vocal and kinda rawr! about undead equal rights .

Rhydins always been pretty much equal footing though.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-10-19 23:35 EST
Blanket Text: IH-IT'S TIME!

Well, candy time actually. Starting off with:
http://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2012/9/4/4/FNM_100112-Alton-Brown-Candy-Corn-Recipe_s4x3.jpg.rend.sni12col.landscape.jpeg

If I don't know where you live, there's bags in many, many, mail cubbies at the Inn, and boxes at the Brambles. If I do know where you live, and can get there, uhm, sorry 'bout your table. >.>
Tuck in and have at it!

(Recipe found here, thanks to Alton Brown: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/candy-corn-recipe2.html)

NorseLady

Date: 2015-11-07 18:41 EST
SheWolfShy: Greetings, Thorn!
SheWolfShy: I apologize for the lateness of this message.
SheWolfShy: Takk so much for the bag of godteri mais you placed in my cubbyhole at the Red Dragon Inn.
SheWolfShy: Did you make it yourself?
SheWolfShy: I have experimented med making peanut brittle og almond bark.
SheWolfShy: Such amusing navn's for candy.
SheWolfShy: Have a wonderful e'ening!

The Redneck

Date: 2015-11-08 13:47 EST
Text to SheWolfShy: Hi! It's very rarely too late to contact me by the by. Might take a bit for me to get back if I'm in the middle of something though.
Text to SheWolfShy: And I did yes! The recipe's super simple and you can change the colors all you want, and even add in some different flavors if you want to.
Text to SheWolfShy: Oh, my. Peanut brittle and almond bark are some of the bestest candies ever!
Text to SheWolfShy: =D
Text to SheWolfShy: Thank you! And you too! +dance+

The Redneck

Date: 2015-11-12 02:35 EST
Blanket MMS: So, I really did just see this in a bar:
https://youtu.be/_8sijT_eJyI

The Redneck

Date: 2015-11-18 14:46 EST
Text to Ben, Lucy, SheWolfShy, Shae, Fin, Dair, Pharlen, Jackie, Des, and whomever else she has the number for: So, if you have any friends, or family, or people you like, in Seaside, you're probably going to want to get them out for a few days. Back home, this sort of thing would be considered a crock of shit , here though, here I'm pretty sure the nut-job's serious.
If they won't/can't leave, I can get critter blood to mark their doors with.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-12-14 23:17 EST
Text to Thorn (8:25pm): We got Russel really drunk and convinced him he's Santa. Tell me where to deliver I think about 300 assorted kids toys.

The Redneck

Date: 2015-12-14 23:23 EST
Text to Ben: There's a couple orphanages that don't have many backers with kids who could use a little extra. Their addresses are (insert addresses and directions here).

Text to Ben You guys are awesome!

Text to Ben Who's Russel though? XD

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-12-19 01:44 EST
Text to Thorn: Fab! We're on it.

Text to Thorn: Russel's a wizard.

Text to Thorn: He's old and has a beard that's crazy man long.

Text to Thorn: He plays the bad guy on MGOR.

Text to Thorn: Drunk wizards are a hoot!

The Redneck

Date: 2015-12-19 02:35 EST
Text to Ben Awesome! Just all around brilliant. Also miss your gave baby doll. XD

FinMack

Date: 2015-12-20 21:24 EST
Text to Ben: want to come see u today, is that ok?

Text to Ben: miss u and love u, brother

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2015-12-25 21:26 EST
Text to Fin: Anytime! You'll get your prezzie a little early, get on over here.

Text to Fin: Miss you and love you, always, brother.

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2016-03-24 18:19 EST
Text Send to All (5:34pm Courtesy Resend Watercat Interdimensional): Oh Fate. Easter is Coming. Consider this your only warning.

The Redneck

Date: 2016-03-25 13:44 EST
Reply to Jackie: Ha! Now I'm more'n half scared, and more'n half excited.
And seriously wondering which one of y'all're gonna wind up in the floofy-flounced-lace-smothered Easter dress and bonnet.
>.>
+heartu+

The Redneck

Date: 2016-03-25 21:28 EST
Text to the Von Tombseseseses: I dont know why but I have this niggling feeling one of y'all's behind this. So, do any pf y'all have any idea how hard it is to keep eastery baskets a secret when half of 'em have some'a their eggy contents take up and run off?! One of these iceholes just sang me a limerick about an old man from Nantucket. ...and I already knew that one.

Pharlen

Date: 2016-03-25 22:49 EST
Text To Thorn (4:23pm Courtesy Resend Lapine and Hen Interdimensional - Spring Is Our Business): I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm just working in my laboratory.

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2016-03-26 13:39 EST
Text to Thorn: (5:15 AM Courtesy resend Watercat Interdimensional): Mum. It's totally Mum.

Text to Thorn: (5:18 AM Courtesy resend Watercat Interdimensional): I think everything at work just sent her over the edge, she's been hanging out with the EB and Bird.

Text to Thorn: (5:20 AM Courtesy resend Watercat Interdimensional): I've got a black lace Loli dress and veil for Easter, I think I'll put on Zombie makeup too. <3

The Redneck

Date: 2016-03-26 13:44 EST
Text to Pharlen: Maybe you're working too much? 'Cause y'know, spring is sprung, kinda, and there's ...stuff outside?

Text to Jackie: Oh gods, you're going to be perfect!

Text to both all the Von Tombseseseses: I, honestly kinda thought it was Des. Also, randomly going to hide eggs 'round town tonight into tomorrow. Y'know, the parts of town where kids won't disappear if they see colorful eggs.
Got most of the rogues wrangled again.
Love all'a y'all beyond measure!

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2016-03-26 13:52 EST
Text to Thorn (10:50 pm): I'm innocent. Anyhow, it's Mom that's all into Easter. I think because it's never on the same day or something? I dunno. I think Easter should be Halloween pt. 2.

The Redneck

Date: 2016-03-26 13:58 EST
Text to Des: That would be awesome. Little lambs and duckies and chickies and kitties and puppies, all evil. Feeding off the terror their rampage creates in the masses. Drinking in the horrified screams of little rosy cheeked children in their Sunday best who really just wanted to hunt eggs and eat themselves into a candy coma. And somewhere, somewhere there's one little chick, laughing maniacally as his plans come to fruition. And our only salvation comes from the hungry alley cat that pounces on him, mid-cackle.
I, may need to drink less coffee and taste test fewer sweets.
<3

The Redneck

Date: 2016-03-27 12:56 EST
Blanket Text for All Contacts: Happy Easter!
Also, (insert Mission Impossible Theme here) your mission should you choose to accept it: Find as many Eastery type eggs as you've the urge for. They're scattered, pretty much all over town. If it's a public type area, and not a super-super bad one, there's eggs there.
If you choose to accept this mission, gather your team and have at.
This message will not self-destruct, ever. (End Theme.)
<3 +halloween2+

Lucy Mitford

Date: 2016-03-27 17:27 EST
Text to Thorn: Do any of them have a bunny inside? Kitty wants a friend.

The Redneck

Date: 2016-03-27 18:25 EST
Text to Lucy: Not a real bunny. But! I can totally bring you one if you want it?

Lucy Mitford

Date: 2016-03-27 19:06 EST
Text to Thorn: I found one! So cute!

http://40.media.tumblr.com/d8241e336616999b73893c78ef2e5c5c/tumblr_o4pyfmlmzm1u3tqz8o1_1280.jpg

((Felt bunny from Make and Fable))

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2016-03-27 19:30 EST
Text to Thorn: WTF?! Giant Easter Eggs have me treed! HELP!

Text to Thorn: YES I FOUND SOME EGGS. HELP!!!

Text to Thorn: I'm at the corner of Wabash and Coolly in the tree.

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2016-03-27 20:13 EST
Text to Benjamin (4:30pm): Eggs chased you up a tree, haha!

Text to Des: Don't just stand there, help me!

Text to Benjamin (4:33pm): Is that a wishhhh?

Text to Des: You little booger. NO.

Text to Benjamin (4:35pm): Photo Op.

Text to Des: What? What? NO! NO! I swear, when I get my hands on you, I am going to lock you in the chicken coop!

Text to ALL (4:40pm): Benjamin's in a tree.

https://i.imgur.com/3qD22i2.jpg

The Redneck

Date: 2016-03-27 21:18 EST
Text to Ben: I'm on my way. I'll bring the the dogs, a couple big assed skillets, some butter, and omlette fixings. Also, happy Easter!

Text to Des and Ben.: Oh fugging god lmao.

The Redneck

Date: 2016-04-11 18:05 EST
Blanket Text to all current contacts: Hey, I have in my possession a grip of artistic type supplies and implements. Who wants some?

The Redneck

Date: 2016-04-12 15:50 EST
Text to Jackie: So, Mai just gave me this, and I'm totally going to rock it tonight.

http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/hEEfR79FnxCx7YK4nFNCpA/cid/157908119/id/jpaf3uX05BG8I16bGhGRpA/size/c600x447.jpg

Close up of the dress, all those lovely red roses among black leaves.
https://img1.etsystatic.com/058/1/10097703/il_570xN.727994011_6qps.jpg

Think I'm going to break out the T-bird too.

The Redneck

Date: 2016-04-12 17:29 EST
Text to Pharlen: So,if you want Mesteno's head to maybe explode, try HOOTERS --owl post. Someone just sent him a box of doughnuts, ever multiplying doughnuts. It was awesome, there was an avalanche of doughnuts.

Pharlen

Date: 2016-04-13 12:42 EST
Text to Thorn (8:54am): Hooters? You know he'd freak out just as much if I sent him a couple of the orange shorts wearing variety.

Text to Thorn (8:56am): I'm trying to remember if I've got any real reasons to be nice to him.

Text to Thorn (8:59am): Pretty sure I don't, but the girls at Tilted Kilt are hotter.

Text to Thorn (9:45am): Okay, the wookie stripper and two banjos will show up sometime next week.

Text to Thorn (9:50am): But why did you want the inner tube of holding?

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2016-04-13 12:49 EST
Text to Thorn (11:13am): OMG WANT.

Text to Thorn (11:15am): Does it come it green or purple?

Text to Thorn (11:16am): With skull heads??!

The Redneck

Date: 2016-04-13 12:51 EST
Reply to Pharlen (9:55 am): .....

Reply to Pharlen (10:00 am): I think I just broke something laughing.

Reply to Pharlen (10:05 am): Please tell me the wookie stripper and banjos are for Mesteno, 'cause after the dwarven strippers with day-glo hammocks Rick got for me after I was rezzed, I'm still traumatized.

Reply to Pharlen (10:06 am): There's an inner tube of holding?! Damnit, now I want one. Kinda. But not if it only holds inner tube shaped things.

The Redneck

Date: 2016-04-13 13:22 EST
Reply to Jackie (11:20 am): I honestly don't know. Mai Silverblood made this one.

Reply to Jackie (11:22 am): She's the designer I model for sometimes.

Reply to Jackie (11:24 am): Pretty sure she can make one for you.

Reply to Jackie (11:26 am): Unless you think we should go on the hunt.

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2016-04-20 23:35 EST
Text to Thorn (9:10am): Fabric district 10 am! <3 <3 <3

The Redneck

Date: 2016-04-21 02:17 EST
Text to Jackie: I'll be there. =D <3333333

The Redneck

Date: 2016-04-29 16:40 EST
Blanket Image Text: I needed to make something and this happened.

https://40.media.tumblr.com/8a1299220bdfd742f80e60a886ac7ed7/tumblr_o6eaofAIp41v2g84mo1_500.jpg

I'm not done yet, but will totally be sharing teasers as I go.

Anyone want some?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2016-04-29 21:30 EST
Text to Thorn: We'll be there by dark.

Text to Thorn: I couldn't get rid of a few of my co workers.

Text to Thorn: They are chocolate zombies and they're making me lead them to you.

Text to Thorn: Chooooccccooolllaattteeee.

The Redneck

Date: 2016-04-29 22:01 EST
Text to Ben: Awesome! Of wait uhm, eek! Zombies! >.>
Text to Ben: There's ohmyfugginggawds so much stuff. I'll box up some of the even more as goodie bags. <3

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2016-05-07 14:36 EST
Text to Lirenel: Try and tap out, I'm coming for you after the hunt. I love you, my heart.

Lirenel

Date: 2016-05-10 12:18 EST
It didn't matter that he didn't understand how things like cell phones worked in the strange between where he dealt hands and bet eternities. He could have asked Pharl, but, really... why? He smiled and tapped out a fast answer text to Benji: I await you with intense anticipation, my soul.

The Redneck

Date: 2016-05-11 00:01 EST
Blanket text: I'm setting up a spa day, who wants in?

The Redneck

Date: 2016-05-12 12:03 EST
Blanket text: Okay, so Spa Day is a go.
(Date and Time are here.)
(Directions from RDI are here.)
(Directions from Marketplace Fountain are here.)

Pharlen

Date: 2016-05-12 12:31 EST
Text From Pharlen (Courtesy Resend Watercat Interdimensional): LKJsdd. Iwopewril??@ disiojm.


Text From Pharlen (Courtesy Resend Watercat Interdimensional): LKSDKLJ:S!!!!!

The Redneck

Date: 2016-05-12 12:42 EST
text to Pharlen: ?????? Do I need an adult?

The Redneck

Date: 2016-05-16 17:33 EST
Blanket Text: Water balloon war! Sign ups are super easy to find juat follow the super bright blinky lights.

FinMack

Date: 2016-06-01 15:52 EST
Text to Ben: coming to see you tomorrow

Text to Ben: drinks on the porch?

The Redneck

Date: 2016-06-07 23:24 EST
Thorn spent long moments speaking, murmuring, into the ear of the crow she'd been gifted by a certain ribbon bearer. Soft words low in her throat were accompanied by the slow, tender trace of a finger along the curve of the bird's head, a delicate skim of touch under feathers and over skin.

The bird snickered, and if its beak would have allowed for it she would have worn a wolfish grin before taking wing. As it was the crackling song of her passage was rather fierce for those with the ears to hear it.

Determination in every stroke of feather to air, every wing-beat, a certain moment hoarder was hunted down, and a message offered when the time was just so. When he was alone and undisturbed.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2016-06-08 00:57 EST
Text to Fin: OMG yes. This season's been exhausting.

Lirenel

Date: 2016-07-11 15:16 EST
text to Benji pursuant to the event He's awake!

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2016-07-11 23:10 EST
Text to Lirenel: Awake? OH. I'll be right there! What do you need? Grab some clothes? I have to burn some tobacco, I'll be right there.

Bran FD

Date: 2016-07-12 22:15 EST
text to the fairy princess in the tower (nts): Hello my love. I'm not busy. I kinda got hit by lightning, I think. I'm not sure.

I'm awake now.

I love you.

Bran FD

Date: 2016-07-12 22:22 EST
text to the fairy princess in the tower (nts):

Are you... are you still doing the MGoR blog? I hhaven't looked for it yet. I have lots of pics you can still use if you want. I wanted to text you. You wouldn't believe how many times I have to bacckspace. Hands are pretty weak. I'm pretty tired.

Did Da talk to you?

Don't blame Benji that I didn't come over. I hope you haven't been mad at him. I didn't even see the texts, but I'd have come if I could.

Bran FD

Date: 2016-07-12 23:03 EST
text to the fairy princess in the tower (nts):

Dandelion?

Promise of life, I need you.

Talk to me?

Bran FD

Date: 2016-07-12 23:05 EST
text to the fairy princess in the tower (nts): Da went out a while to talk with Benji. Wyll is in the hall talking to the doctor. I told you about Wyll, right? He's like a dad to me, too.

I keep hearing the strangest not-quite-sounds.

Don't know what that is. Doesn't make sense does it?

I had weird dreams while I was ... sleeping.

Lirenel

Date: 2016-07-12 23:18 EST
As he read Benji's text, Lirenel smiled and whispered, "I just need you."

Then he texted: "Come when you can."

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2016-07-13 00:55 EST
Text To Lirenel: I'm here.

And he was, stumbling a bit over his feet before straightening with a smile that was utter sunshine and relief to see the elf.

Not so distant thunder boomed, touching off a sudden spate of rain.

The Redneck

Date: 2016-09-23 22:59 EST
Blanket text: So, uhm. Totally not exactly, completely, only, my fault.
Blanket Text: Also, might want to avoid the docks for a while. And certain stretches of the Coast. There's, more than one pod.

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/97373ac8e33bb2ba94ad94de3d3e4077418ec906fa6dc19428c0bb491f6ec88e_1.jpg

Nile

Date: 2017-03-26 14:24 EST
Text to Eternal Light: So Dad brought home a complete load of Easter sugar that I can't have.
Text to Eternal Light: Despite Virginia's hysterics, the lemons went over really well, so I'm making your family a giant basket to share out. For the safety of all concerned, really.
Text to Eternal Light: It's bad enough when human children get hyped up on sugar. Fae are worse. And I don't want to see my younger sibs getting murdered by one of our cranky older relatives for Dad's bad judgement.

The Redneck

Date: 2017-05-11 13:08 EST
Blanket Text: It's Spa Day again! Doesn't matter what plumbing you have, or if you have plumbing at all, you're invited! Full-full day sort of thing with a revolving door, come when you want, leave when you want.

The Redneck

Date: 2017-05-11 13:09 EST
Blanket Text: Bring a friend or two if you want!

Lirenel

Date: 2017-07-08 16:24 EST
text to Benjamin:

So. Busy? :twisted:

Beautiful Joy

Date: 2017-07-08 21:41 EST
text to the fairy princess in the tower (nts): Da went out a while to talk with Benji. Wyll is in the hall talking to the doctor. I told you about Wyll, right? He's like a dad to me, too.

I keep hearing the strangest not-quite-sounds.

Don't know what that is. Doesn't make sense does it?

I had weird dreams while I was ... sleeping.


text to knight in shining armor (nts): ?To sleep, perchance to dream?aye, there's the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause."

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2017-08-06 20:12 EST
Text to Lirenel: Holy Grandmother, I was busy. Forgive me?

Text to Lirenel: I seem to have escaped, don't pay the ransom. Kidding! Job's done, I am home for a while. Tie me up somewhere if I think doing another movie would be fun again.

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2017-09-22 00:01 EST
Text to Bratboy: *attached JPG*

Text to Womb Unit: Gonna be late, stopped to help Des's friend Nick, that guy that looks like Bogey. <3

Text to Thorn: OMG HALP. I need a shower! I'll be there in like, an hour. I'll explain!

The Redneck

Date: 2017-09-22 11:40 EST
Text to Jackie: I'll have something warm to eat and drink and a floofy robe for you.

Crispin

Date: 2017-10-03 22:10 EST
To Thorn

One Week ago

Would you happen to be free in the near future?

I'd like to discuss something with you.

The Redneck

Date: 2017-10-03 22:27 EST
Crispin (within a couple of hours of his original message): I can be, what do you need and where do you need me?

Crispin

Date: 2017-10-03 22:47 EST
To Thorn

Tomorrow. Perhaps early afternoon?

You like Chinese, yes?

The Redneck

Date: 2017-10-03 22:49 EST
Cris: I do yeah. Where am I meeting you?

Crispin

Date: 2017-10-03 22:50 EST
To Thorn

Wang Leung's.



Thank you, Thorn.

The Redneck

Date: 2017-10-03 22:51 EST
Cris: You're welcome, and I'll be there.

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2017-10-20 20:59 EST
Text to Bratboy: PUMPKINS OMG.

Text to Bratboy: PUMPKIN BOAT RACE.

Text to Bratboy: You remember if Mom ever disassembled that C02 cannon?

Text to Bratboy: How much will Dad kill us if we build up a Nitro cannon?

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2017-10-20 21:06 EST
Text to Gothzilla: Sure, make a pumpkin submarine. I'll watch.

Text to Gothzilla: I can sense your stupid idea from here and it won't work. Just grab an outboard motor like a normal person.



Text to De-Nile: There's a pumpkin thing this week, wanna go with me?

Text to De-Nile: Sorry I couldn't hang out with you at the dino party but Mom hardly ever trusts me with Alice. Didn't want to let them down.

Nile

Date: 2017-10-20 21:52 EST
Text to Eternal Light: Do I??
Text to Eternal Light: Of course I do!!
Text to Eternal Light: I'm almost sad Mourne's not home, he's in school for engineering, this would be up his alley, too.
Text to Eternal Light: Just means I'll have to send him pictures.

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2017-10-21 17:45 EST
Text to De-Nile: Nile. Nile. Nile.
Text to De-Nile: OMG
Text to De-Nile: Nile.
Text to De-Nile: She's doing it.
Text to De-Nile: She's making a submarine.
Text to De-Nile: Submarine pumpkin.
Text to De-Nile: Halp
Text to De-Nile: I am at defcon I can't even three.
Text to De-Nile: Bright side, I've got a chain saw, a couple of buckets, and a giant pumpkin. Wear something that looks good in pumpkin guts.
Text to De-Nile: South side of Southern Glenn. Just follow the sound of Jackie's maniacal laughter.


Text to Technodork: Mia. Jackie is making a submarine pumpkin.
Text to Technodork: Will record the disaster in progress. Going to make a pumpkin boat with Nile. South Glenn if you want to hang out with us.

Text to Fate's Underpants: Saila? is this Saila? Maybe you can talk sense into Jackie. She's gone into that weird Maker Space where it's totally logical to hollow out a giant gourd and burrow into it underwater.

Text to Fate's Underpants: I mean we have gills, but seriously.

Nile

Date: 2017-11-01 12:16 EST
Text to Eternal Light: So I'm checking up on you. Even though Maestro's giving me evil looks right now, 'cause I'm in class.
Text to Eternal Light: You don't have to text me back right away, just let me know you're okay, okay?
Text to Eternal Light: And yeah, your family DOES throw one hell of a Halloween shindig. The kids will be talking for years...

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2017-11-01 12:38 EST
Text to De-Nile: I'm okay. Just want to sleep. I don't know what happened. Just Null. I don't know.

Text to De-Nile:Heh. Ya. I think the band is still sleeping in the green parlor.

Text to De-Nile:Sphere bot is epic. Haven't tried it yet. Will when I wake up all the way.

Lucy Mitford

Date: 2017-11-22 02:00 EST
Text to Benjamin: Do you have Thanksgiving plans? Do you celebrate that?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2017-11-22 12:16 EST
Text to Lucy: I do when I'm asked. I'd love to see you!

Lucy Mitford

Date: 2017-11-22 12:46 EST
Text to Benjamin: Can I invite myself over? Liath is a little cooped up in my apartment.

Text to Benjamin: You don't have to do anything! I can bring the food and fixings.

A few minutes later...

Text to Benjamin: I didn't plan ahead this year, but I don't want to be alone.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2017-11-22 13:20 EST
Text to Lucy: Come on over! We can make a party of cooking and watch old movies.

Text to Lucy: You're always welcome.

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2017-12-27 12:09 EST
Text to De-Nile: Merry Uhm Yule? I don't remember what you celebrate.

Text to De-Nile: Look in your fishy pond.

Text to De-Nile: Going to the Arboretum it's educational, see if you can come too.


(Left sitting by the fish pond was a few wooden boxes: one held several Dahlia tubers and instructions.

https://i.imgur.com/qIAVjn3.jpg

He just neglected to note that they were dinner plate dahlias, and the blooms would get to be about seven to ten inches across.

The other held a lot of exotic and fancy meat jerkies. Like, a few pounds of it.

And a little box had a little dark spectrolite pendent.

https://i.imgur.com/8Fx1tNx.jpg

When she held it in her hand, music could be heard. Specifically, dulcimer, played by the brat boy himself.)

Nile

Date: 2018-01-20 12:40 EST
Text to Eternal Light: I'm off the hook.
Text to Eternal Light: I guess Ilhar wasn't as mad as me as I thought.
Text to Eternal Light: Then again, it's hard to be mad at me when I work as hard as I do to be ahead of my schoolwork constantly...
Text to Eternal Light: So do you have any trouble you want to get into? I'm game!

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2018-01-20 14:03 EST
Text to De-Nile: Dood what did you do? We gotta work out some plan to keep you off the hook.

Text to De-Nile: You know straight and aboveboard so you don't get in more trouble. O.O

Text to De-Nile: Me and Jackie totally slew a dragon-necro thing.

Text to De-Nile: Mostly it was Daisy and Sard and Jackie but I helped.

Text to De-Nile: Meet me at the inn I have a lot I gotta do at my cemegarden. I'll bring you a four by four protein style for lunch.

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2018-01-20 14:08 EST
Text to De-Nile: Oh that's right. The half orc dude.

Text to De-Nile: Still don't get it. He looked cool anyhow.

Text to De-Nile: You have to meet my aunt, btw, she's a paladin. But a cool paladin. With swords, but she can make a pipe cleaner and a four sided die into something lethal. <3

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2018-01-27 14:08 EST
Text to De-Nile: DOOD. OMG. Mr. Sard left me a huge bag of STUFF.

Text to De-Nile: It's loot from the necro dragon thing. I guess he and Mom scouted the catacomb thing and found all sorts of stuff. But he doesn't want it.

Text to De-Nile: Meet me at the cemegarden and we can sort through it.

Nile

Date: 2018-01-27 14:17 EST
Text to Eternal Light: Stuff?
Text to Eternal Light: Okay, I'll be there. I'll bring a couple of Ilhar's detect magic scrolls too. I just need to let her know I'm taking them, she won't mind.
Text to Eternal Light: That way we won't exhaust your resources, either.

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2018-01-27 14:41 EST
Text to De-Nile: Okay cool. I've never used one of those scrolls, you can show me how to work them.

Text to De-Nile: Bringing carne asada. Street taco for me, meat in a bowl for you.

Lucy Mitford

Date: 2018-03-25 19:29 EST
Text to Benjamin: Would you mind watching Liath for me this week? I'm thinking of going out of town for a few days.

Lirenel

Date: 2018-04-02 12:43 EST
text to the thunderbird: Darling, I am certain that I'm going mad for need of you. I've seen many things in this town, but I'd swear by my armor that I saw a giant white rabbit. Walking upright. Like bigfoot.

Knowing the relationship we have with Titan, king Pooka, I'd say it was a possible relative of Harvey. But *he* was a Hollywood creation, wasn't he? Besides, this rabbit had ... uhm ... certain strange qualities that gave me the oddist feeling that I know her.

And she looked like Mighty Joe Young.

Help.

Clearly I need Benjamin wine.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2018-04-02 18:10 EST
Text to Lucy: Sure, bring her over! I can get her back to work on hunting.



Text to My Golden Knight: I think that's Mama Tombs, but I'm not sure. She came by the studio and passed out candy, toys, and terror. I got a Hatchimal.

Text to My Golden Knight: Always have a glass ready for you, love.


https://i.imgur.com/jGa1aQp.jpg

Lirenel

Date: 2018-04-04 16:15 EST
text to Benji: I think I shall need a barrel.

What in blazes is a Hatchimal?

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2018-04-04 17:47 EST
Text to My Golden Knight: It's a toy, it's horrid. It's a plastic egg, and there's a stuffed animal in it. You activate it by moving it around, and the stuffed animal pecks its way out. I gave it to my housekeeper's kid, Sass and Pearl were convinced it was an interloper and kept trying to kill it while it was hatching.

Text to My Golden Knight: I don't have a barrel, but I do have a hot tub.

Lirenel

Date: 2018-04-06 14:36 EST
text to Benji Oh dear God! I've done some research. Which one did you get?? These things are terrifying.

Benjamin Piers

Date: 2018-04-06 17:20 EST
Text to My Golden Knight: Owlicorn? I think? It was green, and made all sorts of strange sounds. Sass and Pearl are still trying to hunt it down.

Mist Gul

Date: 2018-04-15 20:09 EST
Text to Desdenova: HEPL YOR MOM HAS ME CHANED TO BOOTH!!11!!

Text to Desdenova I DONT WANT TO BE PET ELF!!

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2018-05-04 15:36 EST
Text to De-Nile: Dood. Meet me in the marketplace, there's like fish. Goldfish and koi and stuff.

Text to De-Nile:Need to grab some for the little pond and your pond and oh wait first should like quarantine them and then some in the cemetery.

Text to De-Nile:OH and Sard showed us the community garden he's making, it's SO gorgeous, you have to come check it out.

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2018-07-10 02:40 EST
Text to De-Nile Dood. Can you escape the fam vacay thing?

Text to De-Nile Super awesome street party at Kabuki st.

Text to De-Nile It's educational!

Nile

Date: 2018-07-10 12:23 EST
Text to Eternal Light: SAVE. ME. Please!
Text to Eternal Light: If I need to break the twins up one more time, I'm going to skin them both and make my parents slippers out of their pelts.

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2018-07-10 12:29 EST
Text to De-Nile But kidskin slippers are so nice. :twisted:

Text to De-Nile I'm not a hero BUT... for you, I'll make an exception.

Text to De-Nile I'll get my Mom to call your Mom and bust you out.

Text to De-Nile Give me ten minutes. Meantime, try and look psycho.

Nile

Date: 2018-07-10 12:31 EST
Text to Eternal Light: There is no 'try'.

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2018-07-10 15:47 EST
Text to De-Nile: Dude that's so hot.

Text to De-Nile: Mom's pouring on the sweet sauce now.

Text to De-Nile: 'It'd be regretful if she murdered her brothers'. Your mom's like my mom's long lost sib or something. Be right there! Watch for Daisy in the shadows.

Pharlen

Date: 2018-08-31 16:39 EST
Momzilla (10:51 AM): Des, I need you to go open the RhyDin house. Take Nile. Probably also weapons.

Novacat (10:57 AM): We have a house in RhyDin?

Momzilla (10:51 AM): Yes! It's where Corinne and Jazzy are buried!

Novacat (11:02 AM): Who and who?

Momzilla (11:07 AM): My old service dogs! Corky and Jazzy. Corky practically raised me. She is why you can talk to dogs!

Novacat (11:10): You had service dogs?

Momzilla (11:14 AM): Honey, don't make Mommy come strangle you.

Novacat (11:18 AM) Okay okay where's the house anyhow and won't I need a key?

Momzilla (11:23 AM): <Map sent in attachment>

Momzilla (11:24 AM): Door should open for you. If not, just use your best judgment.

Novacat (11:27 AM): Okay.

Momzilla (11:32 AM): Text me when you're in.

Novacat (11:35 AM): Okay. But I have questions.

Momzilla (11:40 AM): I'll see you at dinner. I love you! <3

Novacat (11:45 AM) love you too.