Topic: Steam Punks, Photos of Chaos.

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2017-05-05 15:18 EST
Jackie, Saila, and Desdenova arrived bright and early... okay, maybe somewhat disgruntley and around elevenish... to open up their spectacular Steam Punk Photo Booth!

A wooden facade led into a wide tent with a few changing booths and a few racks of steam punk style clothing. At the rear of the tent was where the magic happened. Literally!

Saila helped with the costumes, drawing on her experience with the theater, and figuring anything that looked good together would answer for steam punk. She was usually right.

Jackie manned the camera, which was really a nice Nikon digital, but she'd stuffed it into an old box camera frame. Meaning she often was reaching into the box as she lined up the shots.

Desdenova flopped on a comfy old wing back chair, and as the clients stepped to the stage area, he cast an illusion to match the costume, more or less.

First on the stage was Fae, giggling and gleeful as Saila found her the *perfect* costume, and then Bratzilla made it *Better* when he animated the mechanical tentacles and created a nice building front for her to climb.

http://i.imgur.com/lFKSnwO.jpg

"...I think that may have been a bad idea," Saila reported to Jackie and Desdenova as Fae escaped the booth, trundling along on six mecha-legs, still chortling and waving around a ray pistol.

"No, I think it's okay, I mean, Fae IS a fae, and... uhm. Fae's like chaos?" Jackie replied, determined not to let one little issue wreck their day.

The May Queen herself, Jewell, entered soon after, and Jackie and Saila were thrilled, gleefully garbing the woman for her photo. Jackie gave Desdenova a glower that said 'Don't muff this!'. Desdenova made a face back at her. He wouldn't spaz on Miss Jewell.

On purpose.

http://i.imgur.com/fhkzbHu.jpg

Cool as a cucumber and sleekly dangerous, Jewell posed in the darkness of some factory with a somewhat human sized dragon as escort.

Much to Desdenova's surprise, the dragon introduced himself as Frank Flashfire, and graciously offered to act as Jewell's body guard.

"...Okay, that... was weird," Jackie decided, but it didn't really count as muffing the shot or anything.

Humorously curious, Vinny poked his head into the booth next. He seemed an average businessman, though Jackie and Saila noticed that a few pretty ladies were whispering and swooning over him. And he WAS pretty hot, for an old guy.

Deciding he had that Harrison Ford vibe going, Jackie pointed out a few items for Saila to pass to Vinny. Desdenova waited till the man was on the stage before casting a sky-boat for Vinny to pose heroically on.

Unfortunately, those ladies that had been giggling and swooning over Vinny decided right about then to ~casually~ follow after him, and got caught in the spell...

http://i.imgur.com/7mkpFnU.jpg

Hopefully, Vinny was able to lose them in the crowd pretty quickly.

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2017-05-05 15:51 EST
"Desdenova, you cannot just turn random people and potential customers into weird little blue fairies!" Jackie scolded her brother.

"I didn't do it on purpose!" Desdenova protested, wide eyed. "It was just a really solid illusion spell, so you could photograph it, and the customers can interact with it!"

"They did kind of ask for it," Saila ventured, smothering laughter. Jackie rolled her eyes and appealed to Lady Fate for strength.

Just then, Thorn stepped into the tent with a bright smile and jingling wave to the teens. She snagged a hug from Desdenova and offered herself up for Steam Punkery.

Soon, Thorn was armed and dangerous in a sinister carnival setting.

http://i.imgur.com/fOKDg1K.jpg

A soft tick-tocking sounded, usually from about ten feet behind Thorn. But as they couldn't locate the source, Jackie simply took Thorn's payment for the photos, and sent her a digital copy.

Deciding 'what the hell?', Shar pushed her way into the tent a short time later. Though the apparent youth of the trio didn't really bode well, Shar soon found herself in a sexy pilot get up and climbed to the seat of a steam powered dragon.

Not bad.

http://i.imgur.com/3XPXCTT.jpg

Until the flying monkeys showed up.

"DES! DO SOMETHING!" Jackie yelped, realizing that Shar was about to be swarmed by the mechanical monkeys.

"Do these work?" Shar called, pulling at the handles for the huge paired machine guns mounted on the dragon's back. As she pulled the triggers, they spat lead. Or something. The 'bullets' affected the monkeys, but little else.

Despite that, Jackie, Saila, and Desdenova all hit the dirt until the monkey parts stopped falling.

"...Uhm... You really ought to comp her for that," Desdenova noted.

"...Free!" Jackie grinned idiotically to Shar as she sent the digital copy to the elf woman.

"Why the hell did you summon mechanical flying monkeys, Des?!" Jackie squawked once Shar had left.

"I didn't! They just happened!" Desdenova replied, wide eyed.

"Uh, you guys, you know, I think it might be this place. And maybe me," Saila admitted slowly, looking around, "I mean, it's ... the fairy's thing, right...?"

"...Oh spirits," Desdenova exhaled, hand over his face.

"No, no, no, it's okay," Saila insisted, "You know, the show must go on. You just roll with it, right?"

"Right!" Jackie nodded, "Just try and keep the ...malfunctions from killing anyone?"

"Just have 'em sign a disclaimer thing, it'll be all good," Desdenova beamed.

"...A disclaimer thing?"

The teens turned as Canaan stepped into the booth. The idiotic happy grins he received in return boded ill, but then Jackie and Saila cheered his name.

"You know, in case. ...The camera falls!" Jackie beamed.

"...Just make with the costume and picture, kids, I'm not signing a thing."

Canaan was soon stepping out in sweet steam cowboy regalia, complete with cigar and a pair of electric aetheric pistols. He nodded to the illusion of the works of a huge clock, and posed beside a hovering human skull fitted with a bizarre array of vacuum tube computer and hover-directional unit. 'Sentry Skull' was stenciled across its base.

http://i.imgur.com/wqbyqgO.jpg

As Canaan hopped down from the clockwork set, the Sentry Skull followed after him, spinning puffs of steam...

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2017-05-05 16:29 EST
"...Oh Fate," Jackie muttered, rubbing her brows. Saila stifled a giggle. Desdenova could only shrug.

"Hey, those things are expensive if you buy them on line!" Desdenova pointed out, defending his powers.

"Hey, Boss," Jochin grinned as he stepped into the tent, "Girls. So. Let's get this party started."

Saila quickly found a military-ish costume for the big man, but Desdenova decided a prank was in order.

And pranking was just fine with the fae.

The lights went down in the small booth, and it was dark as closed eyes.

"DES?!!" Jackie howled, because it was *always* Desdenova.

"Guys!" Saila complained.

Several moments of chaos erupted, and then the curtains spread open wide. Cassandra stood there, squinting into the darkness. She strode into the booth, and Boom. There was Jochin.

http://i.imgur.com/WRrMM9j.jpg

Desdenova hid under the chair and chortled while Jochin tried to explain how he'd managed to get manacled in a dungeon.

Blessedly, Cassandra had a sense of humor.

"Tell me that wasn't a prank," Jackie hissed to Desdenova once the couple was on their way. Desdenova cackled.

"Can't make me," he retorted.

"Hi!" Eri chimed as she walked into the booth. "Steam punk! How fun!"

Much fun, Eri was quickly costumed in a steel flower dress and she grabbed up a staff, hopping to stand on the dark and creepy Jungle set that Desdenova conjured up for her.

Sort of a tribute to the Aokigahara forest in Japan, Desdenova explained, meaning Eri was posing as some sort of strange spirit of protection or something.

http://i.imgur.com/HDWv5mV.jpg

As Eri skipped out after the shoot, two magical carp floated after her...

"Magikarp's not so bad after a few evolutions," Nile chirped as she pushed into the booth.

"Hi Nile!" Desdenova cheered. Jackie and Saila exchanged those Horrible Awful Older Sisterly smiles as they looked at the youngsters.

"Des should be in the photo, too," Jackie decided, chortling. Saila grinned and quickly shuttled through the wardrobe, with an eye for accommodating Nile's wings.

Desdenova cast a cool cave scene for them and gallantly gave Nile the ray gun while he held the lantern...

http://i.imgur.com/bSDLPEw.jpg

"SO CUTE!" Saila and Jackie cheered.

"You want to stay and help?" Desdenova asked Nile, pretending not to hear or see Saila and Jackie.

Before Nile could answer, a large fluffy ... frog...toad... thing... marched up behind them and LICKED her face.

Jackie Von Tombs

Date: 2017-05-05 16:39 EST
Sometime later, the curtains to the booth opened and Cam stood there, faintly frowning as he looked the place over.

"You guys seen Fae? I was told she was up to no good..."

"When is she ever up to good?" Jackie wanted to know.

"We'll tell you if you take a picture," Desdenova added. Rolling his eyes, Cam shrugged hugely and let Saila find a costume for him. He then jumped to the impressive arch set that Desdenova conjured up for him.

But then...

http://i.imgur.com/voExbp2.jpg

"...You really ought to think about turning those things off before she destroys the place," Jackie noted to Desdenova. Saila nodded, her eyes wide.

Desdenova shrugged in return.

"I thought I HAD!"

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And so goes the merry picture makers!

THANK YOU so much to the people who volunteered for the Steam Punking, and please let me know if you need any of the dialog I tossed in changed or deleted.

Feel free to post your own characters experiences with the photo booth, and if I can, I'll try and illustrate it as well. :3

I know they should be in sepia and tin tone, but the colors on them were too pretty to take away.

By necessity, most of these images are on the small size, click to view at full size.

The various 'malfunctions' can be kept around or they'll just fade at the end of the day, too. During their existence, they're very real!

Hope you enjoyed half as much as I did! <3 <3 <3 :twisted:

Desdenova VonTombs

Date: 2017-05-21 22:33 EST
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And That is how Fae's tentacles went from machine to anime and then ran off with some good looking giant squid from the harbor.

(For those of you who don't think Cianan looks grumpy enough, I say BAH. Also, Cianan IS upsiding Des, but as Cianan pointed out, he's terrified of Pharl beating him into drowburgers for smacking the brat, so, we cheated in a good noogie-ing.

I didn't forget the scaling this time, it's just that they're all about five foot nothing. I decided that Fae's dialog should be creepy and pretty because she's wearing a tentacle dress, people, that's like the textbook definition of creepy. <3)