"So you hit 'em high and I'll hit 'em low at the same time. Good strategy? I like the name of that special, by the way."

?Hey, whatever works! I haven't lost a fight in years. I'm usually bigger and stronger and smarter and... bigger! So if I got someone to hit people when I can't reach 'em, then that means I'm doubly unbeatable!?

Hands were up in a cheer! "We need to beat everyone so they will give us passes to come back and eat free again! I'll bring..." She caught herself before she said King?s name, "my biggest appetite!"

?I wonder if they do that. Maybe I've earned that lifetime free pass thing?? He shrugged, then mirrored her cheer. ?Me too! We will be the champions of Penny's!?

"YAY! That sounds good!"

?High five!? He had his hand up waaaaayyy to high for her to reach.

The tips of her fingers, with her arm stretched all the way up, probably reached his neck. "Uhh...I seem to be having a vertical challenge goin' on here..."

?Oh, sorry.? Lowers the hand so it's much easier to reach. ?Hope you don't have any horizontal challenges.? Shooting her a goofy grin.

She just looked confused but felt better because she could high five now. "Whatcha talkin' bout? And look...that'sa low five for you!" Laughing.

?Oh, um, nothin'!? Slaps hands with her. ?Nah, that's still a high five. A low five is like, turnin' your palm upwards. So it still counts!?

"Your freakin' hand is the size of my head I think. Gawd." She laughed as they slapped palms then gave him a thumbs up about it not being a low five.

?Is it?? He looked at his hand, then her head, then put his hand next to her head.

She turned her head to look then realized she couldn't really see her own head and his hand. "What's the verdict, dude?"

?Huh what? Sorry, I was lookin' at the purple in your hair. Um...? Examines his hand and her head. ?Not quite the size of your head!?

"Maybe I got a big head then?" She ruffled those jaggedly cut locks again. "I love purple!" But he knew that already. "Sometimes I do other colors but purple is my favorite."

?Haha, you said "big head". Snickering madly. ?You should do pink! Pink would be cool. Do you think I could pull off purple in my hair? I don't think anyone would ever see it though?
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"Are we almost there?" Because she was the most impatient soul alive when she was hungry. Or for any reason really. "I do pink sometimes! You could do purple, yeah. But you'd have to do the front or you could walk on your knees and be everybody else's height!" There was an idea, duh.

?Hrm, I'd have to ask Sartan's mom for her kneepads if I did that.? Rubbing his chin. ?And yeah, it's just around the corner? Can't you hear the screams mixed with the smell of ammonia and fried chicken??

"Why does Sartan's mama have kneepads?" She didn't mull that over too much, however as she was now busy sniffing the air. "Friiiiiied chicken!" She looked down at her hands, the fading bruises making her frown. "Not long ago I messed up my hands punching on a punching bag. Got any ideas to keep from breaking them on somebody?" She was obviously serious about getting into some fights.

?Because she's on her knees a lot!? Nodding. ?And uh, wrap them up? Or don't punch people? Kick them in the shins. Or use weapons! Or use your elbows. You look pretty skinny, so I bet your elbows are sharp.?

She jabbed an elbow into his side to check the truth of his words. "Does it feel sharp enough?"

?Ow!? Rubs his side. ?I think I'm bleedin'! Medic!?

"Score!" Nods in satisfaction. "A'ight this is a good idea then. Are we there yet?" Spoken even as she saw the sign right in front of her.

?Yup! Ready? Soon as I open the door, you gotta yell "BEATS FOR EATS" then just go nuts on someone. I'll be right behind you!? Grabbing the door. ?Ready? Go!? And he pulls it open.

"Yup! Ready!" Gabby nearly jumped over the threshold once he opened the door and screamed at the top of her lungs; a mostly shrill scream that hurt the ears, "BEATS FOR EATS BITCHES!" Then she jumped at the first guy she saw and started trying to elbow him in the chest with both elbows at the same time.

?Ooooh, nice. Maybe next time I can throw her in there like a grenade.? Musing to himself as he cracked his knuckles and followed after, yelling and attacking the guy Gabby was elbowing as well as everyone else who was already brawling.


(Thanks to the player of Rix)