Topic: Late-Late Show EP 5

Race Bannen

Date: 2015-03-07 01:13 EST
?Hello, hello! We have yet another wonderful show tonight. Some pretty cool guests. Wanna know who??

The crowd cries out several guesses and answers.

?I?m not tellin, myeh? Race replies sticking his tongue out at them.

?Is it just me, or can?t Old Market catch a break? Seriously. First gangland warfare and now a major fire? I knew business in this town could be cut throat but that?s more heated competition than I?d expect!? The crowd groaned at the pun amid laughter.

?I?d say all eyes are on Old Market with these events, but some people have a lazy eye and can?t control where it looks.? The crowd gets another groan.

Race looks off screen. ?This is what happens when writers go on strike.?

The audience laughs sparsely at the quip while race shakes his head.

?Every title was up for challenge over at the Arena this past week. Four successful defenses, and three torches passed. Claire, Silent E, Myria, and Hope all defended their titles against challengers Erin, Bile, the brand new Warlord Sabine, and a Minion. Let?s hear some applause for the defending incumbents!? He claps his hands as the audience does so to whistles.

?Then?s also give a round of applause to G and Aya for winning their pressed challenges, and a hard fought to Charlie and Xanth.? He moves his hands in a circle while clapping, getting more laughter from the crowd.

?We?ve got more after this!? Points to the camera letting it go to commercial.



?My first guest tonight is a woman who recently hit the sports media for her defeat of Melanie Ristol. Give a round of applause for Kimone Kidd! Duel of Swords one-hundredth Overlord!?

The crowd whistles as Race goes to take a seat at his desk.

The Overlady pushes through the curtain with a bright smile and that Overlord belt over her shoulder and the sneakers squeaking softly on the floor. Makes her way to the guest area and holds out her hand for a warm greeting. "Hi, how're you doing? Thanks for having me. Wow, this is amazing!" After the greeting, she will move to take a seat. "Bright lights, here."

"I know, right? Remember first night I opted out of letting the make-up people assault me. My face felt like bacon being rendered." A grin lights up his face after the greeting. "Welcome, welcome. So has the victory set in yet?"

"Oh there's nothing wrong with a little make-up." She laughs and smiles, then shifts slightly in her seat to get a bit more comfortable. "Oh my god. The victory? No, I can't say it has. I don't want to go anywhere without this belt.." She pats it on her shoulder and then shifts it to her lap, looking down at it. "Ever since I started fighting the armed style, I'm mainly a hand to hand person, but ever since I've been fighting with weapons this has been my main goal. From day one. And to get it on my first try? It's truly amazing to me! Totally nerve wracking, too." She chuckles sheepishly. "If you look at the tapes, you'll see I broke down and cried after the final score. It's so unreal.." She smiles brighter now.

"If that belt has been your goal, what do you do now? Try for a Barony or two? Or is it try to topple Imp's record of of what, nineteen straight defenses?" He offers curiously.

"Nineteen's a lot, huh?" A little quietly and slightly embarrassed. "Well, didn't Dalamar have something like twenty-one, or twenty-three in one reign? I think that would be nice. But as for immediate goals, you're on the right track. Defending it. I mean, I know I can't hold it forever. ninety-nine others held it before me, I'd be foolish to think I'd hold it forever. But I'll try to defend it once, and then after that, I'll work on more goals." She grins. "Maybe have a cookout on the Overlord Island. That lighthouse there is awesome. I heard they have boats and jet-skis. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to still hold it by Summertime! You can come out, if you want."

"It was a good match, and you're into the real challenge of holding a title now. Defending it. Definitely be looking forward to what you do with it. As the Overlord, do you have any plans? Things you'd like to try and facilitate among the sports and the barons?" Going right into the meat of things. "And I'd love to come out to the Overlord Island, I think right now the water is frozen, or can be frozen. Bring out the snowmobiles."

Shifting a bit more in her chair, seeming a little nervous. "Well, I'd like to get a couple more on my side, since most of them are like, renegade. I can't blame them, 'cause they don't know much about me. I think I should get to know them a little better." She gives a light shrug but smiles through it. "I don't know what I could do to facilitate things among the sports right now. I know in the arena they've had a ton of stuff going on recently, and outback they do some stuff from time to time. I think being around will be the best thing I can do." She laughs at the bit about the snowmobiles. "It's the coast, not fresh water so I don't think it freezes over. You'd sink pretty fast. Then you'd be out of a snowmobile." A pause. "I wouldn't have to pay for that, would I?"

"Pffft, I'll bribe Wyheree to come out of hiding and go all Frozen on the water. " He grins, the audience laughing lightly. "This is more of a serious question. Do you think,.." He pauses enough to take a sip of his coffee. "As a fighter, you'll run out of goals in the duels?"

"You're a proven fighter in the Outback, you've proven started to build a reputation in the Arena. We've all seen the Iron Fist League footage of your talents. As far as I'm concerned you're Rhydin's Ronda Rousey."

"I've heard of her, I get that reference!" She looks pretty happy with herself. "But that movie is a little overrated, don't you think? I more like the honest trailer, myself." She laughs. "Hans Gruber." Maybe she's the only one who gets it, she smiles as he sips. She then ponders his question. "I don't think I'll run out of goals. They'll just change and adapt as we go on. May need to take a break or something and then come out with some new goals. Maybe a barony, maybe a wins milestone. Maybe find a rivalry. There's really unlimited options there."

"I'm okay in the outback, though I don't know how proven I am. I didn't succeed in winning for those opals. I do like that I'm getting a reputation, in the arena at least. It never hurts to have people go 'Whoa, there's Kimone Kidd. She's badass!' That's flattering."

Race Bannen

Date: 2015-03-07 01:14 EST
Then she gets really sheepish at the mention of IFL. "Oh god, the IFL? If you look at those you won't think I'm Ronda Rousey. More like the Coyote from those cartoons. Always flailing and failing. I don't hold a candle to Rowdy Ronda Rousey. I had three matches last season and scored three points. Embarrassing to say the least. I'm horrid in that league." She gives a soft laugh, you know the kind, to cover your failures. "But it was more about the team, anyway, really. They are great teammates." She nods.

Slooow blink at first then a laugh at her mannerisms. "You're certainly modest. Always a good quality, especially in a fighter. Won't get cocky." He offers with a nod.

"This past IFL season was rough for a lot of different fighters. Just look at the Power House party. Did you watch the footage from that?" He asks her with a grin.

"There's a saying I read in a book once, called 'Otherland' or something similar. It's been a long time. But in it, the one villain always said 'Confident, Cocky, Lazy, Dead.' So I kinda live by that mantra. Each one leads to the other, so it's pretty good to know that and pay attention to it, cause in the end, you lose. I don't want to be known as being dead, lazy is lazy, and being cocky just gives you trouble with others, so keep it around confident but don't go much further than that." She grins and bounces a little bit.

"The Power House Party? No, I can't say I did watch it. I was kinda.. in a bad spot mentally and emotionally around then because of how I let the team down and how poor my performance was that season. A couple extra points scored by me would have literally changed the course of the season for us. Oh and if you were to talk to any of my teammates, they'd tell you 'It doesn't matter, we win and lose as a team.' Which is true and something I had always said at the beginning. But you know, you just can't shake those doubts that if you did better, things would have been better, so it's kinda your fault. Live and learn I guess, right?"

"I'm sorry, I'm a talker! My boyfriend usually tells me to shut up so he can give me a kiss or feed me or something." She laughs out loud that time, having realized she rambled on and on.

Her rambling gets some laughter from the crowd. "I can see you like your men forceful. This boyfriend of your's a Jedi then? That sounds like he works some major mind tricks." Nods to all of that with a laugh. "Good to see you've bounced back at least."

"Oh, no. He moved out of his mothers basement years ago." She laughs. "No, he's just a self assured man. And to be honest.. being a good kisser is incentive to stop talking." She laughs again, and blushes a little. She doesn't often talk about her relationship in public. "Yes, bouncing back is good. You just gotta get back up there and don't let some failures ruin you for more success."

"Speaking of getting back on the horse, what do you make of the field of entrants for Madness this year?" Race taps his cards on the table.

"Hunh." She bites her lower lip and kinda looks off thoughtfully into the crowd. "There's a couple good ones in there, but a lot of fighters I've never seen nor heard of before. I think the top heavy talent are going to be going far, and there's not gonna be too many upsets this year." She looks over at him curiously. "Isn't it something like only the top four seeds in all the divisions are above warlord or something? I dunno, I haven't checked it. I gotta say though, I feel sorry for some of these guys who haven't stepped into the ring before, or in ages." There's a long pause as she stares at him, thinking and remembering where he said last week that he was in it. "Oh. Sorry."

He shakes his head. "It's quite all right. Just because I don't duel, doesn't mean I sit around on a lounger in my free time." He even winks. "I might surprise you. I'm supposed to fight Charlie Nine according to the last round of letters. Should be interesting."

"Oh. Umm. Don't take this the wrong way, but I hope Charlie wins." She grins. "He was my teammate and I still stick by them. Fighting, aja aja!" She looks for a camera and thrusts her hand forward with a V symbol. "Go Charlie! D for V!" Then grins at Race. "No offense."

Mixed laughter as Race rolls his eyes and clutches his heart. "Oh, she wounds me!" Then he's right back at it. "Nothing wrong with rooting for a friend and team mate. I'll just expect a beer when I win." Broad smile as he sits up higher, tapping his cards on the desk. "He's so going to kick my ass like a highschool freshman."

"If you're buying the beer, then I'll have one, too!" She laughs. "Charlie's great, though sometimes moody. If Jenny is there with him, you're probably in trouble. She makes him feel good, and Charlie feeling good is usually bad for the people he fights." She laughs. "Maybe he'll Ronda Rousey you!" Laughing more.
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"As long as she's making him feel good on a video I can buy, I'm fine with her doing that. Though I thought you guys went for a family friendly image?" Teases her a bit.

The smile fades juuuuust a little and a pause. "Umm.. that was kinda skeevy. You can ask Jenny about the videos, though. She.. well... yes we do kinda go for family friendly. Cute pajamas and the Jade Dragon Chinese Buffet! Drinks cost extra!" Then she's back laughing. "But really, it's not all family friendly, though. I mean, would you want your 5 year old daughter watching someone get a five knuckle shuffle in the nose?" She chuckles. "Well, maybe you would. I hear funny things about Rhy'Din."

"I'm not from Rhydin, I was forcefully relocated." He nods."Pesky interdimensional stuff. I'm just poking fun anyway. This is Rhydin, the girl scouts are undead ninja assassins and the Salvation Army slays vampires and demons. Kind of makes it hard to take too much seriously."

"I'm from Colorado Springs, so yeah, I get that." She nods slowly. "There's an adjustment period, but I'm with you on the girl scouts. They're worse cause I don't buy cookies from them." A quick, nervous laugh as she looks around. Probably for undead ninjas parents.

A black hooded head starts to rise up from behind her chair, the figure's face is covered. It slowly creeps closer to Kimone

Race pretends not to notice as he continues. "Colorado Springs? I'm from SoCal. Which are nowhere near each other. Only thing I still can't get used to is the dragons. Used to images of villages being raided, virgin sacrifices. Come here? They're friggin house pets."


"Or your friends!" She laughs, not yet noticing the hooded person. "There were some dragons who just fight in the ring. And then you got the 'humanoid' types of guys who are going around saying" Deepens her voice. " 'hey baby, once you go furry, you'll never be in a hurry!' and other weird, creepy things like th.. OH MY GOD!" She noticed the hood and instinctively swung her backhand around to hit.

The masked figure screams in a high, nasal, pitch and ducks the swing while jumping back revealing a green and brown girl scout uniform. Sash and all, she throws a smoke-bomb and vanishes!

"Ninja Vanish!" Race finishes for the figure and waves a hand in front of his face. "See what happens? Start talking about ninja girl scouts and one shows up in the room."

Her hand covers her chest as she catches her breath. "That startled me! You'd think you'd be used to things like that here, but no way, they can still get you." She yells out at the crowd. "NO, I DON'T WANT YOUR THIN MINTS! LEAVE ME ALONE!" She look at Race. "I'm an Oreo's person."

"Oreos are good. I like dunk them and hold them under until the bubbles stop coming up." He nods sagely in a serious way.

"I'm more of a.. twist and lick kind of girl, myself." She laughs now, more relaxed after the ninja incident. "Might want to get your security checked."

"It's a friggin ninja, thing probably came in through a ventilation shaft like Batman. Or we'll find a body in a dumpster. The security guys get paid pretty well with benefits and act of gods insurance." He nods to that while shaking his head as the crowd laughs. "Now I want oreos...." the man actually pouts. "Dammit."

"Ninjas are unpredictable. But speaking realistically, your average duct wouldn't be able to hold the body weight of a ninja. They'd collapse in the center and then you'd have problems with your heating and air conditioning." She gives a soft laugh, and then grins at him. "You're a famous guy. Don't you have a gopher at your every whim?"


"I hate gophers. They tear up your lawn..." regards her straight faced. A long pause follows as he looks at her. "Used to work at a golf course, gopher was always tearing up the putting green. Had to use dynamite..."

Breaks into a broad grin then, "Just teasing. No, I don't have a gopher, I prefer to do a lot of things myself. That way I make sure it's the way I want it."

She stares back at him with that dry kind of smile that says 'Uh huh' and just kinda nods. Pausing a moment. Then says. "But if you killed all the golfers, they'd lock you up and throw away the key." Grins. "I love that movie."

She tilts her head. "How could someone else mess up an Oreo? It's just an Oreo, and a glass of milk. Unless they got you like... breast milk or coconut milk... I don't think those would go good with Oreos."

"Or they get me one of those blond oreos. Or worse, the mint ones." Makes a face at that. "I like my oreos straight up, and double stuffed."

A sound byte goes off overhead. George Takei's Ohh Myyyy.

She looks up at the sound byte and giggles. "Umm, I like mine just regular I guess. Well, since they don't make any spicy ones anyway."

"Bob!" he points at one of the sound guys off to the side of the audience. "How many times do I have to tell you..." Race looks super serious. "....that's my line!" Huge grin amid audience laughter.

"We'll be back after this message from our sponsors!"




Race Bannen

Date: 2015-03-07 01:16 EST


?My next guest needs very little introduction, I?m sure you all know him, you love him, and I think some of you want to be him. Which could be interesting to see happen. One of those like twenty four hour Freaky Friday things.

Ladies, gentleman, and everything in between. Welcome to the show?.? Race pauses for effect and inhales deeply as if this is going to be a huge name.

?G!? Using the abbreviation as the crowd erupts in applause.

Race stands up from behind his desk to meet G?nort as he comes out.

G comes walking backwards and holding his stomach while grumbling a little. He turns around and sees the crowd, flashes that bright grin and raises both hands to wave and play to them all, does that cocky 'Hey, I know you' smile and backwards lean point, then heads over to Race. "Hey Jimmy, how're you doing. Great to be back here on your show for the first time. Good to be here, good to be here. Is this real leather?" Rubbing one of the chairs. Grins and then slaps him on the shoulder. "Hey how are ya?"

The audience laughs at the opening banter while Race shakes his head, grinning away. "They're comfortable aren't they? I wish the prop manager would let me take them home, And I"m good, nice to finally have you on the show. How's Mercedes?" Feigning familiarity.

G?nort takes a seat and makes a show of getting comfortable, with all the sliding and moving and all. "Rich Corinthian Leather, I bet. The finer things in life." Arms go out on both armrests as he relaxes. "Ah, she's purring like a kitten, Mercedes is. Though a bit of a hellcat. She's beautiful, isn't she?" Grins. "How's... your wife?"

"I'm not married. I may be crazy, but I haven't entirely given up on life just yet." Crosses his fingers like making a warding sign and hisses.

"That's okay. I'm sure there's a nice girl out there for you. Or Guy. Or whatever, it's Rhydin. Just remember..." He leans closer and gives him a serious look. "No means no. You don't want to have happen, what happened last time, happen again."


"Hey, you should ask that hottie who was on before me out. She looked good, didn't she? Bit of an attitude though. All I said was "nice ass" and she hit me in the stomach. I meant to say "Nice ass kicking but forgot." Laughs.

"Can I say ass on here? I don't remember the rules." Still laughing.

"You're right, this is Rhydin. Walk into a bar and you'll see catgirls making out with tentacle monsters, no credit card information required!" That gets mixed laughter from the crowd.

Then it's washed over by G's comments. "You can, the censor is pretty lenient with a lot of things. Since this is a late night show, they figure most kids are in bed."

"Well that'll make you lose your appetite. Catgirls are bad enough but I've heard about those tentacly ones. Gross." Exaggerated shudder because think about it. "Oh, good. What else can I say? Can I just start blabbering like I have that disease, what's it called? Turpentines?"

Makes a dismissive gesture. "Go for it, that's why we pay a guy to bleep out things that get too excessive. Been thinking of making it a game. Out bleep the bleep guy." Race snickers along with the crowd as they get louder on the heels of Turpentines

"Nah, it's okay. I'm too much of a gentleman to do that shit. Oh, did I say that out loud? My bad." Covering his mouth with one hand and eyes shifting left to right.

"Catch that Mike?" Race looks over towards the sound guys on their board. A heavy set guy in a mullet and goatee gives the thumbs up. "I always catch, Race" he says in a normal voice, no microphone to amplify his words.

Race blinks at that and motions to let G have a field day with the sound guy's response.

"Some are catchers, some are pitchers. Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you. Several people I know are catches. Maybe I can hook you up with one of them, Marty. Though I don't think you're Dris' type. Oh, and some play both positions." Two thumbs way, way up.

Race hangs his head and sort of throws his note cards over one shoulder behind him. "Looks like we're going in that direction..."

Between G's responses and Race's follow up the crowd's cackling.

Mike the sound guy says "As long as they're quiet. I don't want to wake up my mom if I take them back to my basement."

"Maybe invite your mom, she could be into that sort of thing!" He looks at Race and grins with a shrug. "There's all kinds of people in this world, lemme tell ya. Always the quiet ones."

"I know, right? Really makes you wonder about Katt Batten and Rena Cronin..." the name drops get a round of cat calls.

"I don't know Katt too well, but I bet Rena's into the whips and chains sort of thing." he gives a sly wink and a 'yanno what I mean' upnod.

Race's only response to G's look is:

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He has to laugh at that. "The quiet ones are the most fun. Yep."

"I won't argue that one. But we've gotta get moving on. Nice work on toppling Charlie, by the way." Using the challenge as a segue.

Scratches his beard a moment. "Charlie? Who's Charlie? Oh, the Baron one? Dude, fire your researchers, brother. Rena toppled Charlie. I took down Shadow. Unless Shadow's secretly named Charlie. Charlie Shadow." Shakes his head. "No. Doesn't go well."

"See what talking about quiet ones does? I completely phased out on who you beat. Started thinking about Rena in a Catholic school girl outfit." He looks at the camera and, "MEOW!" makes a clawing motion. Then it's back to G as the audience laughs.

"You like thinking of her as if she's an underaged schoolgirl and you're a priest, is that what you're saying?" Straight faced. Pause. Then grins.

Snickers at that follow up and stage whispers. "She's probably on her way to the studio now. With a metal bat to shang-hai us in the parking garage."

"What's this us you're talking about? She's gonna beat you to a pulp!"

"Hey, what happened to never leave a man behind?" He says with eyes wide in feigned shock at G's washing his hands of the discussion.

"What happened to every man for himself? You don't get to be me by sticking around and taking the beating!" G fires back rapidly

"At least I know who'll be tripping me in the next zombie apocalypse." He quips with a grin to the audience. "Madness draft is filled, pairings are up. Before any duels are fought. What upsets do you think we might see, as a veteran duelist?"

"I don't have to run fast, just have to run faster than everyone else." He laughs. Then purses his lips and thinks about that question, down to business. "Hmm. Well this year, it's kind of a lower ranked field. The quote unquote good duelists all got picked as no lower than the 5 seed, if I remember. There's usually always going to be upsets, though I don't call like, a 9 or 10 seed beating an 8 or 7 seed much of an upset. But the lower the seed you go the more of one it is. My match is a bit on the tougher side cause the guy's been around for a while, just not fighting swords. There may be one or two surprises, but this year? I don't anticipate too many. Hell, a lot of these names I've never even heard of. But that's been our objective this entire last month leading up to Madness. Have some good parties, and then hopefully use that to grab some new duelists to take part in Madness..."

G pauses to look to the crowd. "Which is a 64 duelist tournament lasting approximately 7 weeks. Just in case there's some non-sports fans out there." Chuckles. "Anyway, to take part in Madness and maybe stick around for a while after. See how they like it."

Race Bannen

Date: 2015-03-07 01:18 EST
"Hey, maybe we'll face off? Assuming Charlie Nine doesn't curb stomp me into a feeding tube." Said with a rueful grin. "Isn't it the goal of the tournament? To draw in new faces and get them started?"

"Well, you'd have to make it to the finals.. and umm, of the two of us, I'm the only one who's won the Madness." Grins widely. "I think the overall goal of Madness isn't just to draw new faces, but just have an all in, drag out tournament with as many people and see how long you can last, that brings in the new and interests the old. It certainly is an interesting experience for the newer ones, though. Gives them the taste of greatness. They just gotta find it interesting enough to keep trying, improve, and maybe come for one of these." He grins and holds up his hand, using his thumb to wiggle his Baron's ring.

"The Arena is sort of the gateway sport of the three combat venues. Most fighters start there and then experiment with Fists or go to the Isle. Would you say that's still true?"

"It used to be. I think it's more evenly split among all three now. Each venue has its own advantages. And if someone likes one more than the other, their friends are going to be drawn to that sport first. Then they might branch out. It used to be Swords was the go to sport because come on, who doesn't like to swing a sword and have the wards heal you right up once you're cut? But I think it's distributed better these days. Swords is still my favorite, and come on, we've had the best events and nobody else has a tournament like the Madness. So come on people, try it out!" That last line to the crowd with a wide grin.

There's an eruption of applause, Race included. "Who can argue that?"

"Who can argue with me?" Grins

He points at the audience. "Don't answer that!"

Getting some more applause. "G, the stage manager's giving me dirty looks we're out of time. Great having you, definitely want you to come by again."

He laughs and nods. "Hey alright then. You can call me anytime you want. I'm all about free publicity, you know!"

"I just won't call you late for dinner." He throws in, reaching out to shake G's hand, rising from his seat.

Rises and shakes his hand in return. "Never late for that." Grins.

"That's our show everybody, good night!" The exit theme starts to play while Race continues addressing G